This is not like Drake vs Kendrick Lamar except they are both Drake; it’s like Drake vs Meek Mill cause they are both losers

RE: #diddy case - please leave the reporting to the reporters. most of y’all do not have the range. signed, a very tired survivor

also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes

Somebody come listen to this!

This cannot be real. Self sabotage? because wtaf. This military is being held together with duct tape???

The happiest dog, you’ll see today

Compost sifting day. Shout out to my worm and buggy friends that do the heavy lifting of turning my kitchen scraps into this gold.

THIS THIS THIS

I am so scared.

I don’t even know what to say…

Wordle 1,394 2/6 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Haven’t had a good one like this in a while

Update on this, I’ve been forcing myself to eat yogurt and I almost like it. Texture is still dumb.

RFKs understanding of autism follows something I have to tell even older folks in my family about so many things (transgender folks, gay folks, mental illness etc). It’s not new, you all just didn’t have the language for what you were seeing and you disappeared people that didn’t fit a the mold.

“They were careless people…they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness…and let other people clean up the mess they had made…” -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (April 10, 1925).

Just remembered this adorable old video, this kid has such good comic timing I hope you’re thriving out their queen

Who did this?

There are times when I worry that I am running out of ways to say that we must take care of each other. But most of the time I am just worried that we are running out of time in which to start taking care of each other. And so I will just keep saying: take care of each other.

Tariffs like these raise prices and don't work. But if you skipped class the day we all learned that – here's a refresher:

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am very, very weak, but they are two different things.

What a day!

You're looking at three golden tortoise beetles (Charidotella sexpunctata). They're native to the Americas, generally the east coast of North America all the way down to Argentina. The gold coloration is structural, semi-reflective layers in the cuticle selectively reflect wavelengths of light.

This is certainly some January-February-March Madness

My fatal flaw is my inability to ask for help from people in my circle and when/it help arrives I don’t know how to accept it.

My birthday is in a week. I’m just a broke bitch, send help.

Some early internet nostalgia for fun #DamnDaniel

I tried having yogurt for breakfast. The texture is dumb. And one time when I was in grade5 I read on a yogurt container “live active cultures”. I haven’t been the same since 😢

These people are so disappointing. What the actual holy fuck?

Can we please, for real, stop saying that bad people are “mentally ill” and diagnosing them via social media. I don’t like these people either but please. Thanks.

Audacity is at an all time high

For the love of god!

I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F. 18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it. We made this website to tell our story: 18f.org

HEY EVERYONE REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR DENYING AID TO UKRAINE BECAUSE HE WANTED ZELENSKY TO LIE AND SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT BIDEN AND ZELENKSY WOULDN’T DO IT? Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.

Sign of the day…

Zelensky is the guy that maga pretend Trump is

Illinois Governor JB Pritzker: "What comes next?" #3E [1]

Don’t listen when they say it wasn’t intentional. In short time there will be rallies where they’re all doing this.

I hated Drake before it was cool to hate Drake. Check my stats.

I’m just a girl that’s either in her 20s, 30s, or 40s. Maybe 60s, depending on the weather.

Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of winter after not seeing his shadow at Gobbler's Knob in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania What a bitch