"I see you all staring at me~."

bern Seems my Iono may be Bluesky exclusive now. I try to log into her on Twitter, Twitter asks for a code on her Email. No big deal. Turns out Google /deleted/ the Email associated with her and I can't remake it. For "Suspicious activities".

"Peeeek?"

bern Come on. Get your muse back on your favorite electric girl, Bern.

bern When I am 100% healed up and get back, I'll likely just turn Iono purely SFW. Getting rid of NSFW and lewd entirely after recent events. Rather just close that side off of me entirely like on Twitter than feel tainted on certain people wanting me to open up.

What is she staring at, chat?

bern I'll... I'll eventually be okay. Just some dumb BS that makes me feel... awful RPing on Reina right now. And the overall story going on. And making me feel like shit. And, uh. Combination of one of the most fucked up nightmares I have keeping me awake and a... recurring issue that-

bern >Stares at how much she played Crash and Spyro trilogies as a kid. You can tell I was a Playstation heavy kid back then even if I had some good N64 experiences. Not much Saturn experience back in the day, though.

"This is for my very special fans who watch me every day~. I have to one up everyone else doing it, too!" #TittyTuesday

May as well go on Iono too.

bern I still remember I need to get Reina a Dracozolt sometime. Though Arctozolt has now become a lock for Iono.

"Y'know, seeing the MILFY Galar Ice Lady fight with her Pokemon and hearing of the Pokemon they have, maybe I should go for a visit to Galar and grab an Arctozolt. Ice and Electric make a powerful combo, after all!" Don't call Melony "Milfy Galar Ice Lady", Iono.

May as well go on Iono too.

bern I had a thought while walking. Iono, my NSFW account got balanced out with more SFW stuff. Reina, my general purpose account is doing a lot more NSFW stuff on the TL lately. ...Is that good or bad both are in a balancing act now?

bern I still like the idea of Iono teaching Wendy terastilization and have her adopt an electric type. Even if she'd likely take Blackwells Electrode.

bern Bruh I do some lewd stuff on Iono and yet people still follow me-. Is it because they know who I am or is it because I kind of do a balance on her-?

bern At this point I trust people to see the alt text for sources.

bern Had to go with flat out porn because all the other images I could have used either had no sources or I assumed were made with AI.

"Come on. I hope you enjoy tonights stream~. You will get to see this side of me and more often, especially with guests~." #SeductiveSunday

bern >Finds a very good Iono image for SS. >The person deleted their Twitter to source. >They also deleted their Pixiv. >The person is gone from the face of the Earth.

"It is a delicious cake! Look at it!"

"Why are there so many people scared of my cake!? It's been hours!" ...That cake just used Gunk Shot. And Play Rough. And Thunder Wave. And Shadow Ball. One after another. ...What's this moveset, even!?

"Penny. You're a good person. I know what I'm doing!" She doesn't know. She just doesn't.

"Oh, come on! What's the absolute worst here!? It's a cute cake, yes?"

...The cake Pokemon is just going to Celia right now, squirming a bit...

She's just gonna drop her monstrosity of a cake to Celias feet. "Apparently I made a new Pokemon and I have a bunch of angry Alcremies at me. This is your War crime now!" ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!! She's gone!

"Wait. Ah crap. You didn't hear that- ...Wait, you should know if you use the Internet-"

"...Oh no, RAIIHAANN! THEY'RE COMING!!"

"A 5 out of 10? That's the highest my cooking has ever been! I got improvement!"

"A-Ah crap. How is the cake becoming more famous than my Adult streams-. Is this gonna go viral--"

"...Oh no, Sinnohs legend is here to take a bite off my new Alcremie style cake!"

bern Remember when this was supposed to be one of my more NSFW/Lewd accounts? Iono turned fucking gremlin mode instead.

"It's a cake, Grusha! I destroyed my oven just by melting chocolate but it's worth it!"

"See? There is nothing wrong with me!"

"You'll be there to fend them from me, riiiight Raihan? Riiiight?"

"Come on! You're acting like there's something wrong with me!"

"Alcremies aren't native to Paldea so I should be safe from their wrath!"

"Come on, I was just trying to follow a cake recipe I found online! What could possibly go wrong!?"

"It's the most adorable War crime ever!"

"...What type do you think it'd end up bein', Raiiihaaannnn? Just by looking at it!"

"It's not thaaaat bad!! Look at it! I only made it just by melting chocolate!" And short circuiting the oven too.

"Raiiihaaaannn! You're acting like I created some new Pokemon trying to cook! I just wanted to try and do some cooking streams here!"

bern To counter Reina being a good cook, Iono is going to be the opposite extreme.

"....Oh what the fuck. I think I broke the oven..." She broke the oven trying to melt /chocolate/.

bern Why is most of Ionos fanart I am finding lately on her feet???

"Y'know, with the Galarian gym leaders popping up, the only other Paldean gym leader other than me who hasn't fallen into the void is Grusha. ...Larry? Katy? Ryme? Tulip? Come onnnn!! Don't leave your favorite electrifying friend hanging! We need to outnumber the Galarian gym leaders!"

"RAIN! RAIN! ELECTRIC TYPES LOVES THE RAIN!" She'[s just... tapping in the rain.

bern Obligatory FUCK OFF threesome mood!

I sell electronics! I sell a lot of them! You can take a good look!