The desire to be kissed on the cheek by two short girls at the same time...

She's quite big... Referring to her height, obviously! She's 6'3". What else would anybody be talking about? #SeductiveSunday

Non-local 6'3" woman wants to play video games while a cute girl sits on her lap. ...It's kind of cloudy, which she doesn't mind, but it gives her an excuse to be lazy instead of filling her whole vacation with unga bunga cavewoman outdoors activities.

"Normal types need more love!"

//Yeah-

"A rest? After so few battles?" #PokemonRP #PKMNRP #PTRP #MVRP Adult writer, adult muse. MDNI NSFW because... She's kinda crazy?

//Already planned to make a Jacinthe after this account at some point. Might do that sooner than I was thinking.

"...It's been so long since my last vacation that I don't know what I'm supposed to do on one. ...Is this the part where I take my Pokemon to the beach and we all start sunbathing or fishing?"

Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch... Pop! "Ouch- My back- ...Still not as bad as the time Purugly tried stepping on me."

Cooked and burnt are very different-

...This is oddly cute. Though a thunderbolt will probably just explode and burn it.

"...Y'know, I think I don't even like coconut. ...Can Pokemon eat coconut? I don't want to waste it."

Yeah, just squeezing it will only do so much. Impact with something solid works a lot better. Like a hard boiled egg! Squeezing doesn't work well, and if it does it just ruins the whole thing. Best to get a good crack in it and work from there.

Natalia's inner cavewoman isn't THAT tough. She'd probably break her hand if she tried it. She's big and strong, but still has her limits!

Natalia Bismuth, CEO of a huge company with many technological breakthroughs... Is currently enjoying an unga bunga moment in nature by beating open a coconut with a rock.

"Sorry, give me a minute. I just took emotional damage. I remembered the time in high school that my then-girlfriend and I were just doing goofy couple stuff and somebody put us in a cringe compilation."

"...I FORGOT TO BOOK A HOTEL-"

"Okay okay, I'll feed you!" That's... That's a massive Purugly. It's even taller than Natalia... "...I don't know what any of this local food is. What smells good to you?"

"My type? A positive, baybee!~" ...Conveniently, there's a Kricketot nearby to let Natalia know how bad that joke was.

COUGH! COUGH HACK! "I think I swallowed a leaf..." ...She just arrived in Alola, took a deep breath, and the wind gave her a leaf... Hell of a start to her vacation.

The fun facts thread!

She... Really doesn't dress like a CEO, does she...? Maybe that's intentional...? #PTRP #PokemonRP #MVRP Adult writer, adult muse. MDNI