Sylvi has been reminded that her contract includes a minimum number of #SeductiveSunday posts per year, so... Here. People like tight turtleneck sweaters, right? ...Okay, yeah, she has a date tonight and was wearing this anyway.

Trying to lure out short people with homemade brownies. ... Even Sylvi isn't too sure about the logic behind this method, but she's had a small amount of success.

"I'm going to grab a short person and-" The censorship button is just going to be held down for a solid minute so nobody has to hear this level of down bad...

"Attention short people: Would."

"Boobs. Tits, if you will." Sorry, her thoughts just spilled out while working.

"I'm sorry, but if the top of your head comes higher than my chin... You are undatable."

Alright. Time for a #SeductiveSunday. She has no more reason to stay dressed now that her guest left. Those were some good cuddles...

Sylvi will consider doing a Seductive Sunday later. She's busy keeping her short friend trapped on the couch right now.

"...Do you ever stop and wonder if the same iceberg that sunk the Titanic is still out there somewhere? Maybe it broke apart and melted, or refroze with a different mass of ice. But maybe even a part of it is still drifting around somewhere." ...Sylvi has some odd thoughts when she's not teasing.

"Try not to die of a nosebleed, virgins." Hey, be nice to the virgins! ...Wait, right, Sylvi just loves to tease.

...Sylvi no. Get your fingers off those buttons.

"I am one provocation away from going topless for free just to spite paywall hoes and the fools who enable them." Sylvi please chill-

"Anybody who has ever paid for an Only Fans is undatable. If you're that desperate to see women with average at best looks and no marketable skills, there are free options. And if you are that desperate to waste money, just give it to me."

Hop hop. Bounce bounce. ...Yyyyyeah, she's probably having too much fun wearing that cheerleader outfit. Even if she doesn't care about the sports at all...

"Go sports. Woo. Yippee." Her voice is so unenthusiastic... She really doesn't care about sports. She doesn't even know who's playing. "Go players. Get that ball across the field. Yay." ...At least she's trying. And hey, everybody loves cheerleaders. #SeductiveSunday

"We live in a time in which a song titled Selfcestuous is actually kind of a bop. ...Nice. That's hot." S-Sylvi?

Sylvi could probably endure it if she felt like it. Though she also just doesn't really have any interest in tall people, so... Decent chance she'll just turn the tables if necessary.

...Sylvi isn't into robots 99% of the time, so no need to worry about that. Or spikes.

Well... Sylvi may be a huge pervert, but she's also not the type to be too crazy with strangers.

"Durin von Arknights-" We can't just keep calling characters Character von Source Material- "is an absolute Would." ...Sylvi must be tremendously holding herself back to avoid the censors...

Well funny story about that... Nowhere. Despite all of her big talk, Sylvi isn't actually doing anything more than picking Shizu up and holding her...

"...Yoink." Congratulations, Shizu has been picked up. Princess carry time.

"Short people should-" Well. Sylvi is immediately being censored. Not just the audio, but also her hand gestures. Her love for short people gets rather explicit...

"...This is my day off. Just use your imagination for this Seductive Sunday. I give everybody permission to have whatever weird fantasies they want about me. Just clean up after yourselves."

Resisting countless urges to pick up a short guy.

"Watts going on folks?~ Feeling sparky?~ Welcome, welcome~" Oh dear, there's another Electric type streamer in town... This one's made by BadJokesLucia, so you know this will be a mess. He/him adult muse. Adult writer. MDNI.

Sylvi's making some very lewd hand gestures... She has way too much fun teasing people.

"...I want to pick up short people."

Sylvi has been preemptively censored. Her dirty jokes are bad enough, we really don't need her stripping on the TL.

"My balls are quite full and heavy today." ...Why is Sylvi carrying yoga balls full of water?

It may be #SeductiveSunday, but don't expect Sylvi to ever wear this set again. ...The ribbon keeps tickling her stomach, and being tickled makes her aggressive.

"...I'm going to pick up somebody short and [beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep] until they forget their own name." ...Goddamn-

"Of course. I always work hard." This isn't even the most intense work she's done... Though all of that is a bit of a secret.

"I'm quite bricked up today." ...She's been hired to haul bricks away from a demolition site...

"Ahem..." Tapping on a microphone... Blowing into it to make sure it works... "Testing... Testing..." Inhale... "W h o w a n t s m y n u t s i n t h e i r m o u t h ?" ...She has a big jar of trail mix cradled in her arms... And why was there so much reverb from the microphone?!

Ah... It was supposed to be that Sylvi is too good looking to skip participating in the Sunday shenanigans. Though she is too good to be skipped as well.

Right, right. #SeductiveSunday. ...She doesn't have anything clever or funny to add to this. She just knows she's too good looking to skip.

Unenthusiastic boing.

Local maid laying on floor due to boredom.

"We who live in the darkness, our songs and thirst are both for life. Painted as undead, yet we treasure life the most." Another OC by BadJokesLucia Dark topics guaranteed. Tied to lore in a friend's Pokemon verse storyline, though a great deal of wandering leads to multiverse compatibility.

Prepared to boobhat anybody short enough for it.

...Sylvi thinks she gets it now. She's just going to turn off the vibrations entirely. "Very well, the fun is over." It's just a box of pear mush now. No longer a fun, tickly ride.

"...I realize that this is not a traditional punishment, but it would be wonderful if you were at least inconvenienced by this." Let her just turn the vibrations higher...

...Well, there's also the gradual leaks of pear juice as the fruits get bruised and squished.

Aaaaand she's dropping Marina right into the box. ...Surprisingly ball-pit-like. Unpleasantly sticky and everything. "Endure your punishment, please."

Sylvi's pulling out a remote... "We will see about that." Click! ...The whole box and all of the pears inside are vibrating. If millions of tiny fruit impacts don't get her, the motion sickness will...

"'twas not a request." Oh, how forma- She's picking Marina up and dangling her over the box. Strong lady's gone crazy.

"It wiggles pears." Very helpful, Sylvi, very cool. "It tests damage during transport." More helpful, Sylvi, very cool. "Now get in. Santa seems to have forgotten to deliver everybody's coal this year, so I will enact punishments of my own." Terrifying, Sylvi, very uncool.

Oh hey Sylvi, what's up with the box? ...Oh no. "Okay everybody, time to atone for your sins. Get into the pear wiggler." WHY?!

"...How am I supposed to thirst for anime women if all of the artists are being pushed to an app that jumps to most recent posts when I open it, rather than picking up where I left off? Stop getting between me and fictional milkers, rat man."