Local maid is naked, conveniently censored by beams of light. It's too hot to wear anything. ...The light is only making it hotter, actually...

"Please, sit and join me in prayer. Our Divine Mother would be happy to hear your voice again." The wandering angel seeks to bring salvation wherever she goes. #MVRP #OCRP Adult muse, adult writer. MDNI. NSFW due to... existential dread and everybody's collective religious trauma, I guess?

"A rest? After so few battles?" #PokemonRP #PKMNRP #PTRP #MVRP Adult writer, adult muse. MDNI NSFW because... She's kinda crazy?

She... Really doesn't dress like a CEO, does she...? Maybe that's intentional...? #PTRP #PokemonRP #MVRP Adult writer, adult muse. MDNI

She can't remember the name of that one trend going around a while ago, so pretend she found one of the images of a smug short girl lifting a taller girl and getting a face full of boobs. That's what Sylvi wants in her life.

Thinking about short, weak, cowardly guys who need to be held by her... Also thinking about short, confident, determined girls who will pick her up...

"Milking Monday..." Sylvi no.

...Is Sylvi drawing a summoning circle? "Short redheads. Short redheads. Short redheads who like me. Short loyal redheads who want to marry me. Short redheads."

More short people should definitely introduce themselves to the maid.

Sylvi does kind of want to be a mother some day. Of course, she's only going to start a family after getting married. And she'll only marry somebody short and adorable.

//I will say, accounts with a Neru faceclaim would definitely catch my curiosity.

No, really, she loves short people. 5'0" is the tallest she would consider any meaningful relationship with. Anybody else could theoretically be a passing fling, but she won't be interested enough to even give it her best effort...

#SeductiveSunday? No, Sylvi's just having fun winning a game against her favorite short person. The view just happens to be really nice. God she loves short people...

"...Breeding." Sylvi, behave.

Sylvi's out buying swimsuits in preparation for summer. ...She's also looking at grills and aprons.

"Ahem. Full Nelson."

Sylvi also felt like participating in #WagonWednesday! She really does love showing off and teasing...

Sylvi just felt like participating in #TittyTuesday this week. ...Where did she even get an outfit like this?

Sylvi was looking forward to going nude for #SeductiveSunday, but... She decided that it would be good to prove that she can overwhelm the senses even while fully clothed. "I'm the Master today, so hold it in until I give permission. Understand?"

Restless maid debating whether or not to get naked despite it still being Saturday...

"...Just catch yourself and entrust the ball to somebody else. Then you can't be caught." Sylvi's mind definitely went to a dirty place, but she can be civil.

"...If they know how to do it, they should be able to learn how to undo it. If DNA can be edited once, it can be edited twice. And if not, you can at least prevent anybody else from going through this."

Sylvi is becoming increasingly down bad by the hour...

"Be brave and try to get me in bed. The worst I can do is laugh at you." ...When was the last time Sylvi was expressive enough to laugh...?

"Horrifying everybody will raise attention to the problem so you can't be disappeared so easily. You don't need to walk straight to a government lab."

"Small-" OH WOW MORE WIND! "-adoration."

"Do you want to raise enough awareness to get a law changed or not?"

"Most laws are built around a certain precedent, so... Go introduce yourself to the government? The laws will still be broken, but it's a starting point."

Blowing kisses at short nerds.

"I have serious doubts about your mother's beauty if this is her attempt to make you look like her. I've taken DNA into my body but you don't see me transforming." ...Different methods, Sylvi.

"Well... You're more cute than beautiful, to be honest. Your mother might just have weird tastes."

"I see. That would be quite troublesome. I'm quite fond of my body as it is." She certainly shows it off enough...

"...What kind of nude photo should I show tomorrow?" Sylvi, calm down a little-

"I don't care for seafood in general, so no. But I do enjoy jelly and jam." So she won't eat Jellyfish mode Lillie, but curiosity might strike over Purely Jelly mode Lillie... Oh dear.

"...How did you taste?" Oh that's cursed-

"Maybe we can cram you into a jar." That's... Probably not a serious suggestion. But Sylvi knows better than to let a possible target in on her real plans.

"Somebody's going to have to invest in a good containment measure for you." Sylvi might have to start thinking about contingency plans...

"Well now more people will want to experiment on you." Thinking... Thinking... "If you don't want to follow her orders, kill her. It's a form of self defense at this point." Is Sylvi speaking from experience...?

"...Don't eat people. That's the kind of thing that gets you on a kill list." Thankfully Sylvi hasn't had any recent orders to kill, just snoop. But orders are still orders. "Attacking people and spewing poison aren't much better. ... Scientists might actually want to experiment on you, too."

"I see. Jellyfish are always pretty. Best part of the zoo. ...Guess you're not naked with a hat, then. That must be part of your head." ...Sylvi is taking this remarkably well. "So what happens when you're in a bad mood?"

Every day Sylvi strays further from perverted teasing with no follow through and closer to an actual horny account.

"I have no idea what that is." ...She's going to take a picture of this, though. She can't decide if it's funny, cool, or just gross enough to be amusing.

Nod nod. "Milk." Blink. "...Why are you clear?" ...Ah. Sylvi's handing Lillie a glass bottle of milk despite the confusion.

"Milk." Oh dear. What nonsense is Sylvi getting up to now?

"Stop squirming. You might fall."

"...bent ov-" WOW SURE IS WINDY TONIGHT!

"...I honestly just need to get b-" OH WOW LISTEN TO THAT CONVENIENT WIND!

Bounce! Bounce bounce! Bounce bounce bounce!

"Mating press." Sylvi, no.

Because short people are fun to hold.