I don't think a game has ever made me feel old before, but the sheer amount of flashing shit on screen and a bazillion things going on at once in Ninja Gaiden 4 is definitely testing my waning late 30s reflexes...

My biggest regret of 2025 was not upgrading my gaming PC from 32GB to 64GB of RAM. "Oh I'll just upgrade to DDR5 when I move platforms. That'll be the better deal." You poor naive child...

Just another day... #lowpoly #retro #anime #b3d

I can’t tell if the gameplay or this banger of an OST fucks harder.

I'm still bitter they took the 7 layer burrito away from us

2026 is the year I finally learn Geometry Nodes.

Finally got the hair to look okay. Just don't ask to see the topo. #lowpoly #retro #b3d

What if colored eyes? I'm very indecisive on how I want her to look...

Playing The Blue Prince. Every time you make progress you feel like a genius, then the game punches you in the dick and undermines the progress you thought you made. It's so good and so enraging at the same time lol

This took way too long to figure out

At this point, the iPhone is just a categorically worse device in the US

What if colored eyes? I'm very indecisive on how I want her to look...

This took way too long to figure out

Probably gonna be looking to selling my entire game collection in the next couple weeks. Gotta pay rent somehow.

I think I'm gonna have to learn sculpting just to make hair because jesus FUCKING christ I cannot box model it to save my life.

Mega Man told people to pick up a pen that’s my fucking GOAT

"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future." - @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit. Incredible words. Listen to all of it!

I think the big takeaway from the last 24 months for me has been that the difference between reality and dystopian fiction has always been a matter of means, never of intent.

Flexbox is god tier.

What’s the vibe at this point? Patreon or Ko-Fi? I’ve been considering the latter but din no if people prefer using it over Patreon.

I guess there's no justifying keeping my Twitter account un-deleted at this point, is there?

This whole premise is silly. He wishes they could still make games in one year with a small team like in the past? You literally can. It happens every day. Those games aren’t trying to be photoreal reality simulators. No one has to make those. YOU don’t have to make those.

We really need to burn down Meta HQ

The Verge not only locking a bunch of their shit behind a paywall, but retroactively locking articles from BEFORE they had a subscription too? Seriously, Nilay, go jump off a cliff.

VHS filter is fun

VHS filter is fun

I like how we all hoped the future would be like Star Trek, and it did, expect we became a planet the Enterprise would visit as a cautionary tale.

Just got off the phone after a 2 hour wait to cancel my health insurance cuz my premium quadrupled. America stays winning 🙃

Replaying Metroid Prime 2 cuz 4 sucked. Fuck the Boost Guardian fight so hard dude what an asshole.

Yo when are we gonna start making tech that looks like this again?

Please god kill AI and every executive working on it

posted about my Apple ID woes, please share widely? hey.paris/posts/appleid/

Wow EmuDeck is ass

so insanely fucking real for this

Heads up for all my art friends that have an online store.

Ramlethal got them burgers #guiltygear #GGST

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At the risk of annoying people who are tired of me bringing up my current hyperfixation again The fact that South Park's parody of this phenomenon a decade ago was tamer than actual freemium games' pop-ups and gambling systems now says everything

The more I learn about Prime 4, the more certain I am I won’t be playing this until like 20 years from now when someone mods all the garbage out. What a disgrace.

If we truly lived in a representative democracy, politicians would have no opinions. They would poll their constituents, research the dominant positions, and take those arguments to Congress.

> Opens up news blogs "Everything sucks. Life is shit." > Opens YouTube "Everything sucks. Life is shit. > Scrolls social media. "Everything sucks. Life is shit." Starting to think everything sucks and life is shit, guys.

this video is pure fire 🔥

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH www.theverge.com/news/837555/...

This is a fucking nightmare, dude.

Rewatched V for Vendetta for the first time since it came out in theaters. Reaaaaallly uncomfortable how much the gap between fiction and reality has narrowed since 2006...

I've had a Google Docs window open for like a week and uBlock has intercepted over 200k tracking attempts. I really need to find a Docs replacement...

Call them tweets. It’s almost a generic term meaning “short social media post” already. Finish the job. Twitter isn’t even called Twitter anymore. People will know what you mean. Or they won’t, whatever. Just call them tweets.

Something I’ve realized lately is the short period of my life when I was doing relatively okay financially completely rewired my spending standards, and now that I’m utterly broke again it’s really hard to throttle my standards back down again. Not sure how much of that is me vs culture.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

The Fortnite-ification of Magic the Gathering is so lame dude.