I prefer the singular possessive, "Oh, for fuck's sake." It just sounds more professional.

All those 'alpha males' elected a man who is determined to Bedazzle the entirety of the White House.

In line for my prescriptions, a woman walks in front of me to ask if hers are ready yet. They were not. She said, "Well, they're very important; my doctor sent them to you." So, I said, "Oh, really, because I get all my prescriptions called in by the woman who cuts my hair. You'd better go first."

@rachelsomething.bsky.social I went to the De Anza College flea market today with a cousin and his wife, but I haven't forgot that we're going to be very diligent in our respective vocations.

I just learned the word latibulate which means to "hide in a corner to escape reality". Good timing. @rachelsomething.bsky.social

@rachelsomething.bsky.social Less than eight hours until we become highly motivated writers with a viewpoint so singular the world will beg us to write more.

All I want is to live to see that ballroom turned into the United States Museum of Immigrant Contribution.

@rachelsomething.bsky.social In an effort to live in denial and pretend that we actually need something scary to get us in a Halloween frame of mind, I am looking for horror/suspense of the past and found this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1zo...

Pete Hegseth helps set world record for most people voting against their own interests and being fucking smug about it.

Remember when people said 'snap'? This is a good example of when it would be called for.

Five years ago, I donated $1250 each to four animal welfare organizations. Jane Goodall's was the only one that bothered to thank me. Stuck in a book somewhere, I still have her postcard with a chimp on it. Glad I kept that.

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

So many of us came so very unwillingly to this place of viewing the Supreme Court as unworthy of being viewed as a judicial body. Unworthy of veneration, unworthy of respect. So profoundly reluctantly. But, good lord have they earned it.

I learned it from you, dad. I learned it by watching you.

Because, of course, people are more comfortable talking with their grandkids about unprotected intercourse than adoption or invitro fertilization.

He's going to make more money as an ICE employee than he has as an actor in years.

@rachelsomething.bsky.social Since you've been through this, did you ever get the urge to push your mother into your father's grave just to simplify things?

Yes!

I recently lost my father and there are people who are hurt because they're not included in his memorial. I don't even care if I get invited to weddings, let alone funerals or 'celebrations of life' (that phrase nauseates me a little). If I didn't invite you, it means I really like you.

Will they get this chart?

Got a ConEd alert telling me to use less energy during the heat wave and this is all I can think about.

JD Vance is calling former presidents dumb while I am calling Chris Hemsworth lard-ass.

Maybe it's because I've had a stressful week or two, but I would really like someone in charge who does not base decisions on the answers they get from a Magic 8 Ball.

My echo dot just said, "You don't have any 'shut the [bleep] up' reminders set for tomorrow." Well, I do now.

Flipping stations and landed on Victor/Victoria. It's interesting to me that this musical would be far better if you cut half the musical numbers. All it needed was Gay Paris and Crazy World, maybe Chicago, Ilinois.

Ben Stiller was filming on SF street and security would not let me walk down the opposite side of the street until they finished the shot. They threatened to take my ice cream (Swensen's Swiss Orange) from me so I flipped off Ben Stiller and put a curse on the movie.

But he's still OK with the nazi salute.

I believe it was Coco Chanel who said “take one character out of the manuscript before sending it to the editor”

It’s not just that it’s clearly intentional, it’s that it’s clearly intentional knowing that he’s being recorded. They know they can do whatever they want with complete impunity.

I rewatched some TV shows from my youth and I realized that Kermit the Frog was more convincing at playing an instrument than Michael Landon was. But kudos for the level of enthusiasm.

All these years I thought I would not have been good in wartime, but I was so motherfucking wrong.

I have a mild case of COVID and my doctor prescribed Paxlovid. I was really hoping she was going to prescribe 'riches beyond avarice' or something fun like that. It would have helped pass the time.

I remember when the lesser-known Schwarzenegger film The Running Man came out, I told my brother "We could live to see this".

This is where we are headed. If you don’t believe me, ask what basis the government had to send me and my family to a prison camp in Arkansas. We “looked like the people who bombed Pearl Harbor.”

the accuracy

This is the most amazing and glorious thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

Pasadena knows.

people say The Great Gatsby is “no longer relevant,” but careless people have never been more brazen, or more prominent.

I didn't plan to shop today anyway so I protested by asking Alexa dumb questions all day. Yes, Lola Falana is still alive and no, she was never married to Ernest Borgnine. Also, a group of weasels is called a gang, and polyester was not invented by someone named Polly Esther.

My computer just ate an eight paragraph essay I wrote for a online group I moderate. I decided I'm too annoyed to rewrite it which is ironic given the topic was National Inconvenience Yourself Day.

I somehow missed this. I wonder if it was a successful as Mr. Microphone in terms of achieving popularity.

This show constitutes comfort viewing for me.

If these guys didn't always pose in trios I wouldn't keep calling them all The Three Spooges.

I know people who voted for this idiot. The idiot whose solution to a humanitarian conflict almost as old as he is, is to to turn it into a tourist destination.

Decades ago I said that cocksuckery should be an accepted word, a noun that describes a behavior that demonstrates the utmost level of cruelty coupled with indifference or enjoyment. Can I start using it now?

This is gold.