oh my god I accidentally clicked a politico link, my life is ruined now

no one loves to claim victory at the hands of defeat more than liberals

might fuck around and burn my mouth on this tea

"what we need is a _______ (feature or platform only viable or available under fascism) of the left"

I don't exaggerate when I say that Andrew Wakefield should be tried for mass murder. We'll never know how many people have died or will die as a direct result of his fraudulent study.

Really? Nothing? Not even with the Fat Head Hash Dealer floating behind you like the Baron from Dune? No?

Uppity Sinclair

toilet sconce

dude it's the money, the entire world revolves around money and money is conservative

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I'm not reading an article about ice morale unless the headline suggests hundreds of them have started killing themselves

I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake..

how you gonna starve off fox News man?

lol remember when the NBA was gonna strike and Obama convinced them not to man, FUCK that guy

it's every Roman's duty to do them harm if they are able

I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:

Lol exactly, why aren't they out on the streets preventing people from being kidnapped.

Trump has been a constant presence in our lives for a decade. I don't see the world in a superstitious sense. I think there's a reason this is happening, and it's because the liberal institutions are actually this rotten. This right-wing insanity is not getting better on its own.

It sounds nice if you're out in the cold to get some donuts, coffee, some hot chocolate, but they're out there in the cold for a reason. Why not just remove the reason they're out there? Everyone is afraid to act before the midterms, like that's going to change anything one way or the other.

I vant to suck your cock

Counterpoint: it is inherently fascist to be against affirmative action or abortion

Filling me softly with his dong

Sorry, babe, I can't tonight, I have gravy caboose

top 5 most satisfying tools of all time: 1: Hammer 2: Ax 3: Saw 4: Fire Bow 5: Pipe Cleaner

lol bruh

yeah man I want you do something so I don't end up like the nurse

thicker than average toilet paper boyfriend wet asshole from bidet girlfriend

the jurisprudence posters remain the worst

I spent the last year writing a book about the ridiculous demands of what it means to be masculine. But a guy who takes care of people who served our country, asks a woman “are you ok?” When she is in distress and looks out for his vulnerable neighbors seems like a pretty good role model for a man.

making my wife go to the dispensary at midnight because I'm a feminist

this frames proves it! The people that have been wildly and crazily lying in the most brazen and public ways about literally every single thing they talk about, that's literally an endless stream of the most unhinged lies you've ever heard, is ALSO lying about this!

a good use of precious time on earth: frame by frame break down of something nakedly obvious in real time to try and fail to win an argument with someone arguing in bad faith who hates me and wants me dead, who in times of scarcity, would already be dead at the hands of his tribe mates.

If Walz was stronger there might not have been a ‘next time’.

👋👋👋 PSA Hi folks, I am Nolan's brother, he was in a coma for 8yrs and is still recovering so please be kind if he says strange things! Thanks Stuart Hicks

it’s so wild when you read Black theorists all throughout the 1900s literally predicting all of this… you cannot maintain a white supremacist, patriarchal state without those same genocidal logics being visited on its own people… it’s only a matter of time.

imagine carrying a gun and getting shot to death after letting authorities take it from you

liberalism reduced the Civil Rights movement to black and white pictures of protests and people singing ‘we shall overcome’ and because of that distorted history liberals don’t know what to do in this moment.

I don’t know why this is so hard for people but people you have to repeatedly call and beg to ask them to oppose murder in the streets will never really be on your side

this leopard must change their spots IMMEDIATELY!

lol the rule of law will save us! arrest that man!

it's that climate change tweet of seeing it on your phone until you're the one recording it but it's state murder in broad daylight

@fritschner.bsky.social @kenmartin.bsky.social I am *begging* you guys to realize how many of our problems are downstream of the mainstream media hating your guts and how many problems you've caused for yourself by refusing to act like it

performing self care by refusing to acknowledge the violence of the state and my place within that paradigm

Impunity creates the conditions for horrifying violence, full stop

when I see people say arrest ice, all I read is "mods!! mods!!"

James Woods and the Giant Peach

nephew had a temper tantrum after I showed him how many games I have in my steam library

you can't post about eggnog a month after Christmas, it's against the law

PJ Harvey on stage in Melbourne, Australia, January 27, 2003. Photo by Martin Philbey.