I like that one frog has a Christmas sweater of himself.

Can't wait for this dark era to be over. For all the important and obvious life and death reasons, but also as South Park co-creator Trey Parker says in this article, “It’s not that we got all political. It’s that politics became pop culture.” Fun nonsense is in short supply.

The world is crazy right now. Hug the ones you love.

Get 20% off all our candy canes if you order before midnight PST on Sunday! Includes Salmon, Pickle and Chicken Soup flavored candy canes! Online only sale. mcphee.com/collections/...

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers.

New item! Fidget Intestines! This fidget toy is filled with pink liquid and sparkly food particles! mcphee.com/products/fid...

I'm a Satan!

If Hell were real, it would look a lot like the parking garage of the Trader Joe's near my house. #seattle

Ominous sign for the Rubber Chicken Museum at Archie McPhee’s in Seattle. Cc: @zoomar.bsky.social

Our new neighbors threw their takeout containers in the trash, and the raccoons dug in and got the good bits. The squirrels had a feast for days on what was left. When they rolled the can to the curb, the alpha squirrel turned aggressive and tried to stop the garbage men from taking its pantry away.

Our new Corn Multi-Tool is the cob for the job! mcphee.com/products/cor...

We're having a sale on Yodelling Pickles! Only $9.95! It's just as ridiculous, just temporarily less expensive. mcphee.com/products/yod...

Happy Bandcamp Friday to all who celebrate! Just an FYI, @robynhitchcock.bsky.social is releasing a remastered version of Underwater Moonlight that sounds fantastic. thesoftboysofficial.bandcamp.com/album/underw...

When you accidentally reveal too much about yourself on the company account...

Did you know we upgraded our Finger Monsters? These new Finger Monsters have tails, scales and wings. We also dd an evil version of our Finger Hand! mcphee.com/collections/...

The company I buy my refrigerator filters from just sent me a Valentine's Day coupon. I hope my wife isn't too jealous.

Our new Tiny Box of Wizards has three wizards packaged like precious jewels in a tiny matchbox. mcphee.com/products/tin...

The only reason Google would take Black History Month off their calendars is that they didn't want to put it there in the first place.

Watching TikToks where, people realize that not only are they responsible for the tariffs and duty on what they ordered from China, not the company that sent it, but also that it's not a 10% tariff. It's 10% more! So, if you order clothes, it will be a 25% charge.

One of our competitors just raised all their wholesale prices by 30%. Here it comes!

Finally, our sequel to the Yodelling Pickle is here! It's the starch that can sing!

Finally, our sequel to the Yodelling Pickle is here! It's the starch that can sing!

Our neighbor's cat has decided it is a cryptid. As its hair grows it is less and less identifiable on security footage.

Morning snow on a Sunday is such a treat. #seattle

You can't put a tariff on fun! Oh wait, I guess you can.

Saw the rare and elusive Panera dragon today at the mall.

You can't put a tariff on fun! Oh wait, I guess you can.

Super cute, for reference.

My latest internet pet peeve is TikTok and YouTube people who describe things as "super cute" when in reality, the thing is mildly cute at best.

If you stacked the panels on top of one another, this would make a great meme. Just rewrite the sign.

In my list of priorities, I've added "enrichment for my enclosure." Just like an animal in the zoo, I need to remember to have new experiences and constant problem-solving so I don't get bored and depressed. www.cheetahexperience.com/animal-enric...

Jan 26 in University District History: Legendary Great Blizzard of 1978 hits. 1" ice, then heavy snow. Temps fall to 2°F. Howling 50-70 mph winds. Streets impassable. Widespread power outages. University closed two days. Worst natural disaster in state history. In 1978.

Jo Tunn & Vinegar Tom, two sprites of Fliffmellington Woods. Needle felted costumes by Paolo.

I was lucky enough to come across this worshipper of the Gher-king himself, Cornichon Jon! He's the green man of Fliffmellington, don't you know? She was on her way to the final CJ festival of the year, the Cucumber Slumber, where they tuck up the pickle prince in his garden bed for winter 💤

It is a good gift for the cold-thumbed.

The Mystery of Crinkle's Nose

a strong score, could be improved: puzzmo.com/puzzle/2025-...

You know work/life balance? Try and have outrage/life balance as well. Otherwise, you are going to burn out quickly.

We had QUBE when I was a kid in 1977. I have a story to tell about it, but I have to take the time to write it at some point. It involves abusive clowns, cub scouts and pornography.

...stay for origami instructions enabling you to fold your wrapper into a chopstick stand that looks like Mt Fuji.

I can’t imagine why I’d be thinking about the signage from The Prisoner on this particular morning.

It's hard to take advice from a health guru who looks like a skinny, bald cadaver.

That celery is just a little flirty.

I managed to get Gemini turned off in Google Workspace. My iPhone summarized the grateful emails from my coworkers this way.

I have not made a joke for many weeks!

I think the whole country has Sunday scaries.

I'm not as bothered by the closing of old social media sites as I am by the lack of new, viable sites.

Sure, the person who looks for a silver lining in every cloud can be irritating, but not as irritating as the person who looks for a thick layer of shit in every sunny day.

Fake Hot Wheels car I made in tribute to #DavidLynch

I love novelty items that only make sense in the context they create for themselves. Bloody, glowing eyes are really more confusing than terrifying. Great package! "What are you wearing?" "Bloody eyes!" "Oh. Huh. Weird." www.oldjokes.co.uk/product-page...