New item! Itty Bitty Flock of Seagulls! It even comes with a tiny pack of fries for them to scavenge. mcphee.com/products/itt...

New item! Howling Wolves Playset! Includes a tiny glow-in-the-dark moon you can hang from a string... for howling purposes. This, and all our other itty bitty products, are 20% off this weekend on our website. Awwwoooo! mcphee.com/products/how...

New item! Shrimp Clips for your hair! Get ready for a shrimp coif-tail! mcphee.com/products/shr...

Ho, ho, ribbit! Get a set of Christmas Frogs to help supercharge your holidays. mcphee.com/products/mer...

New item! Axolotl Back Scratcher! Scratch your itches with axolotl fronds. mcphee.com/products/axo...

Get 20% off all our candy this weekend using coupon code CANDY2025! This includes Salmon Candy Canes and Pickle Canes! mcphee.com/collections/...

Get 20% off all our candy this weekend using coupon code CANDY2025! This includes Salmon Candy Canes and Pickle Canes! mcphee.com/collections/...

Itty Bitty UFOs want to be taken to your tiniest leader. mcphee.com/products/itt...

There's a 20% off sale on all our finger puppet sets this week. Including our best-selling Finger Shrimp! Sale is online only until midnight 11/23/25. Does not include bulk boxes. mcphee.com/collections/...

Merry Christmas Frogs are dressed for the holidays, but the spirit might not be quite there. mcphee.com/products/mer...

Get 20% off all our candy canes if you order before midnight PST on Sunday! Includes Salmon, Pickle and Chicken Soup flavored candy canes! Online only sale. mcphee.com/collections/...

New item! Camping Frogs! These frogs are happy to get away from it all. mcphee.com/products/cam...

New item! Bigfoot Back Scratcher! mcphee.com/products/big...

oh how i enjoyed our trip to @mcphee.com today bought some crows & tiny gargoyles 🫱🏼‍🫲🏽💜

This is Archie @mcphee.com's lane! Stray into it and you will face the wrath of the Giant Rubber Chicken! mcphee.com/products/big...

New item! Itty Bitty Goldfish! mcphee.com/products/itt...

New item! Meditating Venus Flytrap! Carnivorous mindfulness! mcphee.com/products/med...

New items! Liquid Cats! Kitty looks solid, but can be liquid under some circumstances. mcphee.com/products/liq...

New item! Axolotl Bath Toy! It's like a rubber duck, but it's an axolotl. mcphee.com/products/gil...

New item! Finger Shrimp! World's greatest prawn finger puppet! mcphee.com/products/fin...

Yeah, it’s about time for me to put together an Archie McPhee order.

New item! Fidget Intestines! This fidget toy is filled with pink liquid and sparkly food particles! mcphee.com/products/fid...

New item! Capybara in a Peanut! mcphee.com/products/cap...

Your hand is the tree and these cute squirrels live on the finger branches. mcphee.com/products/fin...

You have so many finger puppets to choose from, but discerning customers pick the Nose Finger Puppet! mcphee.com/products/nos...

Our new Corn Multi-Tool is the cob for the job! mcphee.com/products/cor...

The original Handicorn! mcphee.com/collections/...

Our Alien Hand Finger Puppets glow in the dark just like the real thing. mcphee.com/collections/...

Is it a bat finger puppet or a vampire finger puppet in bat form? The choice is yours! mcphee.com/products/fin...

A box of tiny city critters? We all know someone who needs this. mcphee.com/products/tin...

Yeah, we have a crowned snail figure. Why do you ask? mcphee.com/products/cro...

Our Bigfoot Basecamp has everything you need to live out your dream of having a Bigfoot encounter. mcphee.com/collections/...

When I feel threatened, I pull out my Tiny Box of Werewolves. mcphee.com/products/tin...

Pro move is to put at the back of a drawer so you occasionally inadvertently set if off, and the batteries last surprisingly long

New item! Opera Corn! Press the button and it sings opera. It’s a regular Luciano Cobarotti. mcphee.com/products/ope...

Get a Tiny Box of Snails to put in your pocket. mcphee.com/products/tin...

Itty Bitty Crowns are the perfect headwear for a tiny king. mcphee.com/products/itt...

We're having a sale on Yodelling Pickles! Only $9.95! It's just as ridiculous, just temporarily less expensive. mcphee.com/products/yod...

"To the Footmobile, Mothman!" mcphee.com/collections/...

Our pull-back Rat Racer drives a tiny pizza slice vehicle that can fit in the palm of your hand. mcphee.com/products/rat...

Our ceramic tardigrade night light glows a reassuring green as it sits nearby as you sleep. mcphee.com/products/tar...

When I get stressed out, my Itty Bitty Traffic Cones calm me down. I can't explain it, but it's true. mcphee.com/products/itt...

Racing Rubber Chickens are a pull-back, four-wheeled comedy paddywagon of high-speed hilarity! mcphee.com/products/rac...

Not a fan of color? Get some Black and White Finger Monsters! mcphee.com/products/bla...

It takes a big cryptid to admit his mistakes. Get a Bigfoot Eraser to help correct your own mistakes in groovy psychedelic colors. mcphee.com/products/gro...

If you were to x-ray our Finger Hands, you might see the Glow-In-The-Dark Skeleton Finger Hands. mcphee.com/products/glo...

Did you know we upgraded our Finger Monsters? These new Finger Monsters have tails, scales and wings. We also dd an evil version of our Finger Hand! mcphee.com/collections/...

What could it be from Archie @mcphee.com ?

Tiny Box of Axolotls is four itty bitty axolotls in a matchbox! mcphee.com/products/tin...

@mcphee.com thank you for making my world a wee bit more fun…