Did I just dl like 900k of fic for a 20 hr period of time, only 14 hrs of which I'll be awake, and 9 of those hrs I'll be at work?? Yes. Yes, I did. 900k for 5 hrs....sounds about right.

Oliver and Aisha saying each otherrrr. 🥹🥹🥹 And Kenny talking about JLH. 🥹🥹🥹 Anirudh and Elijiah. 😂😂😂

I'm surprised Tim didn't just have 🗿 helicopter Hen and Athena to space.

All of them dressed up/in their dress uniforms in Corrine's vid probably bc they're all getting medals again for assisting Athena and Hen in saving space.

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

I would've been totally on board with this space nonsense if it was Karen up there BECAUSE THAT WOULD ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE*. REALISM! *well as much sense as this show ever made

It's days like this when I'm so happy I'm not on Twitter anymore. I can only imagine the shitshow that's happening over there after Spacecop Athena and Spacemedic Hen.

So we're renting a few buses to head to LA to beat TM with clubs, right??

I'm so sorry for going off, but goddamn. I thought I had cooled down over 8b, but clearly not. Those Athena pics have gotten me HOT. I need to go rewatch Oliver's topless bisexuality celebration vid to recover. (and return to the good, less angry, kind of hot and bothered.)

Sorry, I have to rant for a second. Athena in space? Fuck that. Fuck that so hard. If this had been last season, or they hadn't killed Bobby for REALISM! then I'd have been all over this stupid shit. I'd have been laughing my ass off and waiting in anticipation - like with the dumb bee-nado --

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one more: i think people should be able to navigate a website like ao3 instead of demanding an app. it's digital literacy. it's important. it's a learnable skill. and perhaps most glaringly, it's divorced from the algorithm. that's important, too.

I finished this one up this morning it was a fucking delight. Buck is dumber than ever and Eddie is pining like a tree, what more could you want??

Can't wait to see the temper tantrum on truth social tonight at 2am while he's sitting on the toilet and stroking out.

Who the hell scheduled the Rapture before the new Wicked movie comes out? This is some bullshit.

Well I guess a third theater viewing is coming my way!

Looks like Oliver got a little jelly during the thirst tweets and wants to be thirsted over for his slutty little waist too because lately that slutty little waist has been slutting.

Buck and Eddie

Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.

*siiiiiiigggghhhh*

"Hello, 9-1-1? I'd like to report a listening to women problem."

bunk rooms 🛏 3/10 reasons why they end up fired s1!buck/s8!eddie #buddie

This is Enzo. He's on his first walk outside. It is a very big world, and he has very little legs. Which is why he has to get going if he's going to see all of it. 12/10 (IG: enzothe.weenie)

The parrot was back. I don't know how I feel about this. Am I excited? Am I annoyed? Am I baffled? A combo of all of the above?

gooooodddd can all the elected black women just eviscerate ALL the fucking worthless men in this administration and livestream it, i would pay real american money to watch

I think one of the better, more subtle tributes to Robert Redford's life is the string of utterly iconic female co-stars who've come forward to eulogize him; each of them take-no-shit types like Fonda and Streisand, and every one of them without a single bad thing to say. A model for male behavior

One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.

are they serious with that 9-1-1 promo? I dunno, pretty cringe. 🫤

I took my mom to see the Downton Abbey movie today because we watched the series together and have gone to all of the movies together as well. omgggg, the costume porn tho. SO GOOD.

High Potential is back on my tv screen tomorrowwww!!

I ran over a nail sometime on Friday and my tire was basically flat Saturday morning. Thankfully my bil came over and filled it so I could drive it to the local mechanic and leave it there for them to fix tomorrow morning. I just fixed another tire this summer, apparently I'm tire jinxed.

Huh an awful lot of rhetoric shifted from Old Testament to New Testament over the past few hours

Remember, if someone asserts that your weekend plans of reading a good book, drinking multiple cups of tea, and indulging in a scandalous amount of scones “doesn’t sound exciting”, then they are simply not the friend you thought they were.

I knew my cousin and his wife were stupid bitches but I just saw her crying on fb saying "if there's one thing I know it's that he (Charlie Kirk) was a good man." Biiiitch. You're a goddamn stupid ghoul bc ofc it's crickets when kids get shot and killed bc shocking to no one, they're gun freaks.

This is Holly. She won't fall sleep until she's been given her stuffed cow. 13/10 sweet dreams Holly (TT: hollythebluestaffy__)

my answer to "are you proship" is as always "go play outside" but if you feel like you need more words than that, here's some good ones

Something I think about a lot is Rian Johnson saying the best acting he's ever seen was the bit in Knives Out where Chris Evans has to pretend he doesn't like dogs and the dogs have to pretend they don't like Chris Evans.

When buddie goes canon and Eddie gets his mustache back Buck needs a bumper sticker that says my other ride is a mustache

This is Nora and Sophie. Their family was a little nervous how Sophie would react to Nora. Had no idea their cockatoo has always wanted a puppy of her own. 12/10 for both (TT: iamtylerrayn)

Not to brag but I don't need a wearable chat bot to shit talk me all day because my brain came with that feature pre-installed

So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.

Everyone say hello to Tupi, a lil’ capybara baby at the San Antonio Zoo. 🥹

No parrot in a bag at the gym today. I'm oddly disappointed.

I was at the gym this morning and an old white dude was there with a parrot in a bag. A parrot. In a bag. At the gym. And I had to ask him to move said parrot so I could use the equipment and he looked at ME like I was a weirdo. I fucking give up.

I can't get over how lean Oliver is now. I def miss the belly, but that boy is fine af no matter what. Also? The strands of grey in his hair?? 🔥🔥🔥

You betcha!

This is Leo. He is patiently waiting for this guy to throw the ball. Gonna be here a while. 13/10 (TT: twogoldenleos)