First Concert: Siouxsie & The Banshees Best Concert: Sonic Youth Last Concert: um...Jimmy Buffet? The progression of a man frim his teens to his late 50s

Everyone: I hate when summer ends and the days get shorter and September rolls into October. Me:

I get it wrong every time, and I am not going to ever learn if it is Hegseth or Hesgeth. I am hoping this dude is a temporary stain on my memory and it won't matter.

Him spelling out FAFO instead of saying fuck around and find out is parody. That he followed it with a pause and a grin like he was expecting applause is beyond parody.

The generals should rise up, en masse and walk out on this clown.

Listen, he is just asking our troops and military leaders to be white, male, and look like him. Thus spake the Master Racist.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social Dude....fuck outta here with this shit. He didn't serve courageously or authentically. Do the right thing. Endorse @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

The highest military officials in the nation have a chance to do the funniest thing.

Tuesday morning. Hegseth. In front of scores of generals in some Virginia auditorium as China invades Taiwan.

Befuddled by this. Now trying to paint him as baller is one thing. But they seem to be proud that it was an "all-white" team. I mean, of course it was...if it happened at all. This world is so fucking weird, man...

Vance: "Look, we don't support illegal aliens, we don't want them to be executed by violent assassins engaged in political violence. We want to execute them ourselves. That's the fun shit!"

Here is what is gonna happen. We will find out the shooter was targeting the detainees. The FBI will never veer from their Anti-ICE fabrication. Noem and others in the administration will never comment on the shootings again. They will just pretend it never happened. As usual.

Mr. Freeze is a sexual matador? I believe this as much as the Anti-ICE pen job on the Dallas shooters bullets.

FBI Agent: Boss, I put the anti-ICE messages on the bullets. Patel: Great...Fuck ICE like they all say? Agent: No Anti ICE. That way they will also think he is Antifa Patel: I like the way you think. Now just drop the bullets in that puddle over there and take the rest of the day off. Good job!

So he can be like Erika Kirk, who forgave her husband's assassin. Or he can be like Trump, who said "I hate my opponent" at the very same memorial service. Hmm...I'll go with option B please.

Unfortunately, hackers DIDN'T shut down communication in NYC this morning. I would have preferred that to having to listen to that all-timer of a horrendous speech by Herr Donald.

I have zero respect for Jimmy Fallon. Zero. He can fix that tonight. It is on him to decide to be human.

Kimmel should show up on Colbert tonight. Via Zoom if necessary.

"Hey man, I know you fish for a living. But hold off for a bit. We might murder you by accident." - the Vice President of the United States

Favorite Robert Redford films, ranked: 5) Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid 4) Three Days of the Condor 3) The Hot Rock 2) Sneakers 1) The Sting Honorable Mention: Jeremiah Johnson, The Candidate, All the President's Men, Brubaker, The Natural

Sooooo...does his dad get the $100k reward? Too soon?

"Listen, yes...there are radicals on the right committing violence. But they are doing it for the right reason. They can expect full pardons from me, that's for sure! Go kill some folks...to stop crime, I mean. All good!"

Becky?

Melty McStrokeFace

Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you. Gun violence in America.

I post this when school shootings happen, so would feel like a hypocrite not to do so. And technically it was a school shooting. And there was another that happened so... Them: It's not the time to discuss gun control. Me:

Okay I just saw the close-up video of him getting shot. No way he survives that.

Someone not on the political Right gets shot: :crickets:: Someone on the political Right get shot:

Trump gonna send his thugs to Utah now. That's how this works, right?

I will never celebrate anyone getting shot (well...maybe one guy), but I will find the irony of a guy who said that we unfortunately will have gun deaths in the country to protect the Second Amendment getting shot.

But what about Clinton? Hahahahaha...we don't give a fuck about that dude. If he is a pedo too...take him down. Take them all down.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isnt Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains

I am not a violent man. But I would throat-punch Pete Hegseth and deal with the consequences. Fuck that guy.

If Trump is gonna start naming his Secretaries and advisors after the Four Horseman of the Apocalpse, Stephen Miller has to be Death, right?

Equally believable that they illegally killed drug runners or migrants. They will boast about either. We live in fucking hell.

Is he dead yet?

Goddamit! And no...I am not consoled that he looks like utter crap. He always looks like utter crap.

Folks, I don't ask for much. I really don't. But I need this. Universe...don't let me down.

Woke up with ABRACADABRA by the Steve Miller Band as an earwork. Not sure which ancient god I angered, but this is the most horrible punishment I can imagine. Pray for my sanity.

i.e. 'liberal' or 'leftist' means feminine, blue haired, hysterical and so on. 'Fascist' should mean 'wife-beater', 'pedo', 'bad teeth' and so on. If somebody says they like Nigel Farage then the response should be 'wife fell down the stairs on the way to the hospital did she?'

So...they planning om digging that bitch up just to bury her again in a military funeral? Weirdos.

Officially too old to do weeknight Yankee games from Long Island anymore. Took the train. Left Yankee Stadium at 9:15 (they were up 10-0). Just got home. Over three hours. Possum cub or feral cat ran under the car on our block. Definitely hit it but it ran away. Awful.

I'll have the shrimp cocktail with the Cesium-137 seasoning, please.

Um...that's not Austin Rivers

Every fucking day he does something and my first thought is "c'mon...that can't be real!"

Anna Paulina Luna-tic, amirite? Honestly not even for believing in aliens or interdimensional beings. I know plenty of folks who believe in that. It's all her other MAGA crap that makes her a lunatic.

Wait...the sandwich throwing bro is 37??!?

INBOX: The National Council of Churches, whose member groups represent ~30 million US Christians, issues scathing statement condemning Trump’s federalization of DC police, calling it “antithetical” Christian values. “We cannot help but ask: Did Jesus say, ‘Round up the poor and put them in jail…’”