The pizza place replaced their medium cups of with American flag branded ones. The guy started to reach for one, hesitated, looked at me, and handed me an unbranded large instead. Still got it.

I don't mean to brag, but when they see my walk in to my local Dunkin Donuts, they immediately start preparing my order, even when there's a line ahead of me.

Wout van Aert winning Paris-Roubaix is the best sport thing to happen today until Kenny Omega wins the AEW title tonight.

Same Tadej. I am also very feel these days.

#OtD 9 Apr 1898 Paul Robeson, Black singer, actor, communist and former shipyard worker was born. He was involved in anti-fascism, the civil rights movement and workers' struggles, and was blacklisted under McCarthyism shop.workingclasshistory.com/products/pau...

FRIDAY NIGHT we ride the Heights! Our April Jersey City Light-Up Ride meets 7pm at Grove PATH Plaza, rolls 7:30. Music, pretty bike lights, fun! Free, all welcome, just show up with your bike. Slow pace, ~8mph with brief stops to keep us together. Exact route TBA here soon. Join us!

Unfortunately, one of my favorite Smiths lyrics ("Send me your pillow, the one that you dream on, and I'll send you mine") appears in unarguably the worst Smiths song.

cvs corporate whistleblower drop the internal docs on the cost/profit from locking everything up challenge

🙄 Once you see it, you can't unsee it

Very rude of Swan Boy to sum up my life in a measly two panels

I just got an ad for a “stretch studio,” and thought “oh yeah, I’m interested,” but it’s just massage? I thought it’d be like that joke about how a medieval torture rack probably feels great just before it starts to hurt really bad. Where can I go to microdose torture?

It's wild to put Morrissey as a big font headliner for your festival. You know that goofy bitch is gonna bail on you.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all the trans people out there 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

My Apple Music weekly list took a noticeable turn into Spring Mode™️ this week

The degree to which PSAs make jokes out of victim-blaming away one of the country's worst public health crises is not great!

According to census data (pm 2.5), this area suffers some of the worst air quality in the whole city, which affects residents, visitors, and employers. Pedestrianization and low emissions zones are long overdue. Businesses should want to solve this problem too, instead of obstructing.

Hi I just wanted to say there's nothing remotely funny about someone rolling an SUV after being allegedly DUI and driving recklessly, especially after doing exactly that before. This sounds like someone who probably shouldn't have the privilege to drive and definitely someone who needs help.

Instagram keeps showing an ad for Outer Shell where someone pours a half gallon of milk into a bike’s stem bag. Outer Shell is great but I hate this ad so, so much.

"The success of New York’s congestion pricing plan demonstrates that the list price of an activity — driving downtown, in this case — is not the same as its actual cost. In truth, vehicle traffic imposes greater burdens on people than a toll does."

This stupid joke has been bouncing around my brain for so long, I need to just post it before it grows into a tumor.

NYPD ADMITS TO STREETSBLOG THAT THERE IS AN INTERNAL POLICY OF NOT GIVING TICKETS TO CITY EMPLOYEES OR FANS OF RIGHT-WING RADIO SHOWS nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/03/25/f...

what happened to if you have time to lean you have time to clean. or does that only apply to me making $7.25/hr to sell shitty frozen yogurt and not the highly paid murder squad

At this price, I just bought it again so I have it readily available on my phone when I need a quote or data point.

Citibike users have pedaled more than 650 million miles since the program's launch, replacing hundreds of millions of motor vehicle trips. Sounds like mass transport to me.

There’s a movie coming out that’s like “Robin Hood is evil, actually” and I want to know which republican paid A24 to release that shit

I'm worried that the new Dune movie is going to reignite my Dune hyperfixation and that's going to lead me to reading the Brian Herbert books that I've been very intentionally not reading.

The way that Instagram is now like 75% of the internet but everyone self-censors on there makes me feel insane. I just saw someone say “anti-f@$cist.” What the fuck are we doing to ourselves?

Get those tix, folks! Early bird tickets are still available. www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticket...

Thanks to Cam Rogers on Facebook for articulating exactly the issues around the new animated Firefly that's been announced.

Hold on tf you mean conclusion? We haven't even gotten to the worm man yet.

[guy who’s only seen one Target opening photo op] I can’t wait to meet Chloe Sevigny at the Journal Square Target opening

I never know what to do when the super is in my apartment fixing things. Do I go about my business? Do I stay nearby in case he needs anything? Currently I’m doing what I usually do, which is standing stock still in my living room like the guy at the end of Blair Witch Project.

I think enough time has passed that we can all acknowledge that the Stone Cold WHAT? thing is just a Foghorn Leghorn bit

When drivers smash into stores, police departments make puns. When kids ride bikes in the road, they brag about confiscating them.

Absolutely fuck that shit Ronda Rousey is a transphobic anti-vaxx piece of shit and AEW hiring her is a massive, massive disappointment on so many levels. I am genuinely livid.

“Maybe I should do Midsouth next year“ has got to be my dumbest thought recently

Today's weather, not great. Tomorrow's? Much better. Why not join Bike JC's first Light Up Ride of the year. Light-Up Rides are monthly, night time social rides. They're a slow pace and a friendly atmosphere, with lights and music welcome! https://www.bikejc.org/light-up-rides 

I love when someone finds out I’m colorblind and they ask if I’ve seen those glasses that claim to give you normal color vision and I get to tell them about how all of those glasses are 100% bullshit.

The FIRST protected bike lane in Jersey City Heights will finally happen!! City Council just passed the enabling ordinance making Franklin St. 1-way, 8–1. Construction this fall. And we’re just getting started. #AdvocacyWorks #DontStopBelieving

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

"Whoop adds years to your life" does not sound like something a pseudoscience-y device should be legally allowed to say in an ad.

I love the little silent dance people do when they get to opposite sides of a revolving door at the same time to make sure they're pushing together. Humans are beautiful creatures when we're not put in front of systems specifically designed to reward bad behavior.

When Tommaso Ciampa calls himself “Psycho Killer,” does that mean “psycho who kills people,” or does that mean “killer of psychos”? #aewcollision

I bought 3 things online on different days that shipped at different times from different states, but they'll all converge to get delivered by the post office on Monday. My new friends all meeting up to carpool to my house.

Leaving a Ronnie Romance video paused on my work screen isn't technically NSFW but still feels like something HR wouldn't be stoked about.

These vocals sound like a really big dog learned english (complimentary)

There was a horrific hit and run in Maplewood and the victim was a parent and a leader of his kids' elementary school's Bike Bus. Please consider donating so John's family has one less thing to worry about while he is in the ICU. www.gofundme.com/f/please-sup...

Manus is bleeding!

Excel just added a "Copilot suggestions" button where Insert used to be when you right click. I need everyone involved in this decision to know that I don't respect you as a person.