Sometimes when a restaurant messes up and gives me meat, I’ll just eat it so it doesn’t get wasted. Thai place gave me chicken instead of tofu tonight and I truly can not believe people actually order this on purpose. The worst tofu I’ve ever eaten had more flavor.

ChatGPT posters and flyers are polluting real life and driving me insane. Please respond to this with the worst ones you've seen irl. I'll post some in the thread www.404media.co/we-are-livin...

Commentary shut up about Quinn Simmons challenge.

I hate when they cut away from the actual race to show this stuff during the TdF.

Just put new tires on my bike, so now it’s like, are these noticeably faster, or do I want them to be faster so they feel faster?

I’m sorry to this man, but I will never be able to remember if his name is Filippo Ganna or Filipe O’Ganna.

I was annoyed that the Tour de France was timed so I’d have to pay for a month of Peacock for the men’s race and then another month for the women’s, but then they offered me 6 months for $6 😎

This video of @anabnos.com trying to bike to MetLife Stadium is both hilarious and painfully relatable for cyclists.

My most recent trip cost a dollar more than it would have if I took the PATH and would’ve cost almost TWELVE DOLLARS if i wasn't a member. That’s almost as much as a Lyft would’ve been.

i dont even want to be around anymore

Municipalities are too quick to raise property taxes and service cuts. Parking enforcement, residential parking permits, and commercial parking fees, will make it easier to park in JC and distribute the financial burden between residents and non residents. hudsoncountyview.com/op-ed-in-the...

Just ride your bike to the festival and let @bikejc.org watch it for you for free!

Sure would be good if Governor Hochul hadn't preemptively taken variable pricing and raising the congestion fee off the table just because the NY Post got angry. On bad AQ days and during periods of excessive heat, we need more tools to reduce discretionary driving.

Since it's the last day of Pride Month:

That one's easy, "Here, watch this investigative documentary. It's called Who Framed Roger Rabbit"

I think it’s funny that the Chik-Fil-A in the mall still closes on Sunday. Other locations, sure, fine, whatever. But this is a MALL. God doesn’t go here.

Wahoo please let me disable the beepeep noise my Elemnt Bolt makes when I turn it off. My cat hates it so much.

One of these days, I’d like for HBO and AEW to fix their livestream so the audio doesn’t fall out of sync after every commercial break.

This headline placing lost parking spaces before lives is a perfect metaphor

Nobody’s talking about the biggest NJ Transit scandal: the trains move slower now so the pro move of standing up as the train crosses the Parkway so you get to the doors as you pull into Aberdeen-Matawan doesn’t work anymore.

Zack Sabre Jr vs Lee Moriarty would be a dream match for me. #AEWCollision

My favorite thing about Forbidden Door season is getting Zack Sabre Jr in AEW

"These streets weren't made for bikes" says a guy driving a pick-up truck so large it can't fit into a standard parking space

I feel personally attacked by the option to skip the Tales from the Crypt intro on @shudder.com

I bet it’s really fun to work someplace like the post office, where it’s customer service but you don’t even have to pretend to give a fuck about the customer and you can just be openly rude right out of the gate.

I think my Apple TV is dying but I'm not upset about it because it's a bad product that's always worked *just* well enough that I didn't bother to throw it away sooner.

Every time I travel overseas to a people-friendly city and witness the discourse back home, I'm reminded of how dumb it all is. Cycling is good for cities. It's good for people. It's good for the planet. (And I agree that being against bike lanes is often a sign of other bad beliefs.)

lol I told @yeskel.bsky.social that blood is rare in Enjoy matches and then the day after we bought tickets for the show, they announce NICK GAGE.

Finally getting to watch Enjoy Odyssey. With everything Lee Moriarty has accomplished over the past few years, the 2 best matches I’ve seen of his are Moriarty vs Lockhart 1 and Moriarty vs Lockhart 2 in @enjoywrestling.bsky.social rings.

The only person I would accept as Chucky besides Brad Dourif is Fiona Dourif.

I need everyone to get together and sort out how to pronounce Sofía Gómez Villafañe. I can’t be hearing this many different pronunciations.

We've long been raising the alarm about illegal e-motos, which are NOT e-bikes and ILLEGAL to ride on our streets... but are legal to purchase and own.

A stand up motorized scooter which is probably not street legal. This is awful. What a horrifying situation that did not have to happen. The bridge is STILL unsafe even after we got our own lane, mostly due to men who insist on riding like entitled, FYIGM assholes.

It's petro-masculinity all the way down. Consumption and the exploitation of the natural environment are the only way these men define themselves.

Looking for lots of volunteers for the Jersey City Ward Tour! Volunteers get to ride the WT for free and can buy the T-shirt for only $5 ($20 off)! Sign up here: runsignup.com/Race/WardTou...

Just when you thought you'd seen it all

2 episodes of Widow’s Bay this week!?

Came home from a long, dirty bike ride and washed my bike and helmet before I even sat down. Please clap.

Would it really kill AEW/HBO to put the buy-in on the same video as the main PPV so I don’t have to switch over?

I’m obsessed with this ad I just saw in a commercial break during AEW Dynamite youtu.be/2IR8SW4QQSU?...

This season of From feels like they’ve gone full LOST, just throwing whatever at the wall and seeing what sticks.

We’re now officially in “finish a bike ride and get in the shower with the water as cold as it can go” season

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your roll

This season of The Terror is “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest but make it spooky,” but I’m enjoying it so far. That’s gotta be at least 50% Dan Stevens as a hesher though.

TODAY’s the big day! Please help support Bike JC’s year-round efforts for better biking in Jersey City, as we take on the 24-hour #HudsonGives Giving Day fundraising challenge, active till midnight tonight. 🧵1/5

Every time I’m on an NJ Transit train, the person behind me presses their knees into my seat back. I have pretty long legs and I physically can not comfortably manage this. What are these people even doing?!

Possibly a stupid question, but why do we put a drop tail only on women's bike bibs and not men's? theradavist.com/2026-ornot-c...

"Awwakis" has been bouncing around my brain since I first saw this post, just smashing everything, causing irreparable damage.