I wanted to get some Birkenstocks and treat myself to something nice, maybe a pretzel. Idk an easy day since I am a single day off between two full weeks. Family: Naaaaaaaah

Add in the casual topic of parents getting upset over a motorcycle parking in a parking spot → disability placard car parking in the spot NEXT to the handicap spot, is somehow infuriating? My perspective, this placard car had the autonomy to decide this was good enough. That's good.

Today was supposed to be a simple day of relaxing and maybe getting new shoes.

I really really want to play some Pathfinder 2E Anyone want to make a pod?

The church grass we normally play in was flooded, so no running around today. She did get to stomp around and chomp the water. Happy she didn't drag me into the deeper parts 😅

Easily summed up by X-Men (Vol. 4) series ✨Jubilee🎇 is my all time favorite. Rogue 🤍 and Pixie 🧚‍♀️🔪 are my alternate picks. Storm ⚡ will forever be a power house of a character in any iteration. Plus that mohawk 🫦 Nightcrawler 🌌 and Gambit 🃏 if I have to pick men.

Did I look like some medieval person lugging a large bag of dog food on my back, yes. Could I have walked all the way home, probably. Did I bus half of it, definitely.

Finally my 'Friday' but also no because I'm working Monday Need to get through the next seven days then 3-Day weekend

I met up with a person who initially I had attempted to hookup with but our schedules never aligned. Then we were text buddies for a long time. Yesterday I offered to get a drink but they asked if we could go today. I followed through with my offer. I'm glad I did

Sometimes Sammie is too wiggly for cameras and can't be contained. She's giving some freaky tongue monster

The first time

Almost logged back into Instagram

How am I supposed to handle a comeback when my Graves goes 0/5 and is several thousand souls behind in lane. 🤦🏻

I want to watch The Fly Honestly I want to see a hottie rot into a disgusting mess and grapple with the new reality they created.

The number of 💅🏻✨🌈s that would goon over this man, because of the gym mustache

Getting home kisses 😘 🐶

Is saying "Unhoused guy," better if you are using it in the same manner as a negative description? Feels like a net negative for valor

Look, I love coordinating volunteer work with local nonprofits. Buuuutttttttt seriously the speed at which I get a response to any communication IS excruciatingly slow. Especially when my corporate overlords have dead lines and strict procedures on how to engage, it sucks.

The flirty straight-maybe-not cowork is no longer employed. 😢

Watching people follow and then unfollow a few days later. Nah I am okay 💅🏻 I am not following.

youtube.com/watch?v=2n_H... Slayyyter - Beat Up Chanel$ Official Music Video

(Lady who has been smacking while eating for the last twenty minutes) *Burps* "excuse me, sorry if you heard that." *Low rumble burp* -nothing

Sammie had a nice flop in the grass.

I had to make my Mom's bouquet before I left for work. The red alstroemeria I wanted to add, were moldy and rotten in the middle when I checked on them. I had to leave them out of the bouquet.

A friend asked me to wrap and arrange flowers for tomorrow. It was nice to make a bouquet for a new mother and for her first Mother's Day celebration. It had a little more heft to it

TWO TOES LIVES

Parents were going to swing by for dinner today, since I was going to be working on Sunday. I didn't hear from them all day. 7:30pm: either I am waiting for them or I am going on a walk and cancelling. So I text'em, "okay, mom wasn't feeling well anyway."

This casually sitting at work had an ominous tone to it, even though I know Alex Cross is the protagonist.

If this fucking Celeste in my game keeps YAPPING I am going to pop. Huuuusssssh up no one cares you lost lane, you don't need to write a novel of excuses and then piss off when anyone comments. Chiiiiillllllll 😮‍💨

A man was walking by, talking on the phone: "Parmigiano, Johngiano. I don't care, it is not my lane."

If you are going to post thirst traps, why blur out your face?

Sugar daddies are public cruisers who didn't have the confidence to meet in a bathroom So they had to get rich

A hentaivirus you say?

I love how I can fluctuate from great to exceptional credit score, by doing literally nothing different. Spending habits have maintained for years, but I bounce ±20 points. Almost like it is made up shit. My biggest ding is no mortgage.

Pure neurotic middle age women find love, for the first time. In the Amish country side. With an EMT.

Remember to smooj up your reps and vendors, they are lonely and will give you things

I think I'm going to start a prayer circle in a gas station

"Milly you can drink me" 🤢

😣 I am dumb, I knew comic book happened and completely DID Nothing about it. Nooooow I am like shiiit I am getting a feeling to read some

I am trying to have my Calamansi & Mango Sorbet from Trader Joes (Because of fucking course this a TJ flavor) but the nonsense of Tomadachi Life is sending me

I'm sorry I am losing it

I always forget how much I enjoy @boontavista.com until I am piping down six episodes in a row. Remember everyone, show hole pca.st/episode/e22c...

Today is the day I am, yet again, reminded that adults are children with bigger bodies.

Fuuuuuuuck dem new ppl

The weather is insufferably wonderful Insufferably, only because I'm at work and not outside laying in a park. 💢

When bouncing on it, how many bounces per minute (BPM) is the optimum rate, do you think?

I've put four hours into Ball X Pit. I don't like or get the game. The levels clearly are gate kept behind you furthering your town and overall meta progression. I don't necessarily feel like I am having meaningful impact due to skill/play. The town bounce phase is like a baby chore.

This is going up with my other linocut prints and insect specimens. Soooo cool 🖤🐝

#snailmailgang the @finalgirlafterdark.bsky.social seal of approval! I'm excited to open~

I am militantly pro-Sesame Street. Militantly.