Wake up witches, it’s October

Look, I know better than to order anything “pumpkin spice” but Starbucks has an apple crisp macchiato that I may order under the cover of darkness/in an unmarked cup

this is just social media

Hate watching HGTV. What do you love to hate?

If you drive this hmu

Halloween retail displays in August: ✨🎃 Wheee! It’s coming! 🎃✨ Christmas retail displays before Halloween: so help me god I will burn down this Home Depot

Twitter is becoming X? I still call Rogers Center the Skydome and it was renamed 18 years ago.

"i asked Chat GPT..." oh did you? do you ask vending machines for their opinions too?

here is a picture of me, a 39 year old podcaster. today I dressed like a school shooter and scribbled down notes during the movie about your daughter’s toy doll

Participating in Barbie discourse and Barbie discourse only because I can’t see the film until Wednesday and the fomo is real

The Barbies of Inisherin

Little Shop of Barbies

Does acab include Barbie?

I know that we’re in the middle of another Airbnb hate pile-on but the hotel situation is also bananas. Quite honestly who is spending $600 to stay at the Eaton’s Centre Marriott on a Wednesday?

Twitter: Bluecheck nazis and promoted dropshipping stores called Suvo and Blap Threads: Mr. Beast challenges Grimace to a boxing match on IG Live (sponsored by OralB) Bluesky: Leftists dunking on Twitter and Threads

If there’s anything that’s going to get me to use Bluesky, it’s this.

The decision by Target to acquiesce to violent extremists came less than 24 hours after I joined hundreds of trans youth and their families on the National Mall and find it so telling all of these giant corporations are showing less courage than literal children

Since corporations are doing what corporations do- does anyone have recommendations for where to get pride merch which directly supports LGBT people right now and/or is from a unionized workplace ?

The other day, 14 yo said I was cursed because I was stopped two red lights in a row. 🙄 But since she said that, I’ve been hitting EVERY red light. Pretty sure she cursed me and is a witch. If so, incredibly proud and impressed 🥹

i think in a vacuum it’s easy to look at this stuff and not care - it was all hollow, phony corporate solidarity anyway. but this is part of a coordinated effort to push LGBT people back to the fringes of society.

Massive rhubarb haul from our plant, Audrey. She thrives every year without intervention. This is just a fraction of it from today and it’s only May. Out here on this here app looking to chat backyard gardening (and rhubarb recipes) if you want to say hi! 🥺

Me: claiming ted lasso is strictly a hate-watch Also me: sobbing every time jamie tarrt is a thoughtful lil guy

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