"Two B's, or not two B's, that is the question" -Chat GPT-5

I am watching Gary play this welcome to Nintendo switch 2 game in the worst possible way, through the super low fps screen share on the system and yet I can still see it's a MASSIVE miss to not just have this pre-installed for everyone for free. It's a great way to educate about the systems tech

Five years ago today ANIMAL TALKING debuted. What started as a way to goof off with my friends during lockdown became a viral sensation with live guests like Selena Gomez, Sting, Brie Larson, T-Pain, Gorillaz, Danny Trejo, and Elijah Wood! This remains one of my favorite things I've ever done.

luckily this useful review will continue to affect (effect?) my games revenue until the end of time. thanks gamers.

Unity really sent me an email saying: "hello loyal customer, you've been paying us $420/year for almost ten years now, but how would you like to pay us $2400/year for the same product?"

I had a fresh baked cookie from a local bakery and was grabbing it from my kitchen while on a call and this occurred. Unfortunately I think I might be a cartoon character.

For every like this gets, I will distribute a life hack.

After decades of practice I can confidently say I am one of the best dishwasher loaders on the planet

I never knew about this awesome Steam library feature. It allows you to narrow down what games you have in common with friends to play together, even narrow down by genres/tags etc. VERY HELPFUL.

Somehow I made these games... (with reading, Unity, c#, patience, help, advice, anger, time, frustration, support, pacing around my home, feeling inadequate, privilege, trials, errors, loss, depression, anxiety, and love)

Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Download Flip Flop XL Free on Google Play or the App Store!

Playing Helldivers last night with Gary, Naomi and Ellie. Ellie DC'd. And before we could figure out what happened, @gameovergreggy.bsky.social joined our game, shot only four shots, got on the extraction shuttle, abandoning Naomi on the planet to die, and then DC'd without ever saying a word. 🫡

Is it weird that you know exactly what I mean when I say "ketchup pre-cum"?

What is the correct way to slice a muffin? Left or Right?

My only birthday wish is that you download and try Flip Flop XL. Let me know if you enjoy it, otherwise, don't talk to me. #indiegames #thegameawards #indiegamedev

My only birthday wish is that you download and try Flip Flop XL. Let me know if you enjoy it, otherwise, don't talk to me. #indiegames #thegameawards #indiegamedev

Flip Flop XL is now available on Steam, Android and iPhone! Please go download it and please share this post far and wide. I'm just so tired y'all <3

Flip Flop XL is now available on Steam, Android and iPhone! Please go download it and please share this post far and wide. I'm just so tired y'all <3

No, I will never stop subjecting players to Banadam in my video games, so stop asking

No, I will never stop subjecting players to Banadam in my video games, so stop asking

Yo anyone ever actually seen a pie cooling down on a window sill? Drop a pin.

In Flip Flop I added a feature for Twitch Streamers to allow their chat to join the aggressively pointless flipping, or even just let chat do all the flipping on a BRB screen. So you know, let your favorite streamer know?

In Flip Flop I added a feature for Twitch Streamers to allow their chat to join the aggressively pointless flipping, or even just let chat do all the flipping on a BRB screen. So you know, let your favorite streamer know?

Do you like unlockable things? Do you like when they more or less do nothing and reference things you probably don't know? Well... Flip Flop XL has those.

A mini (6oz) blizzard at Dairy Queen just cost me $6.39 in 2024. Things are going great y'all.

At this point in my life I know more people by their Username as opposed to their 'real' name

Considering most of my games are so bite sized I can focus on seemingly unnecessary details like one of the silliest little things in Flip Flop XL that I'm proud of: the reactive grass movement. Ooooh Ahhhhh

I make small, pointless games that somehow people find even though I don't market them. So I guess here's the next one? #indiegamedev

Everyone: the state of the world couldn't be any worse. KFC: Hold my beer...

It doesn't matter how old I get or how legal it is but if I am baked and my dad calls I immediately become a sketchy teenager trying to mask the fact that I'm stoned.

Have you ever picked up a pile of laundry to take to the washer and noticed you dropped a piece. Then you bent over, picked it up, and then noticed you dropped a piece, then you bent over, picked it up, and then noticed you dropped a piece, then you bent over, picked it up, and then noticed you drop

"wait, what day is it?" -Me for the last five years

never has something so gross been somehow so adorable

My boy Grogu stands watch at my front door and I am forever in his debt.

Asking others for help.

have you tried hitting "unsubscribe" in an email? Hnnnnngh 💦

I'm sure I'll hear a thousand things about what's wrong with my home by posting this, but I'm super stoked about my new pictures behind the couch.

I'm twelve years late to this masterpiece so I'm sharing just in case you are too. youtu.be/5Otaq2tmNMM?...

lol

I will never not be amazed at what we accomplished with this show. I got to meet Selena Gomez and Sting and so many more and yet the best part was getting to know two of my favorite people on the planet @garywhitta.bsky.social and @leah.bsky.social youtu.be/su8ZIRsjS2I?...

I've never felt more vulnerable than when I am putting on underwear after a shower and the second foot is slightly wet still as I try to put it through the leg hole and it gets stuck and I have to maintain my balance on one leg while I either sort out the situation or just accept the fall

Never in my life have I used a super glue product and not super glued at least one additional thing I wasn't trying to super glue.

I'm Adam, an indie game developer. I mostly make small score-chaser arcade games like the ones below. My various games are available across Steam, Epic, Nintendo, Android, iOS and more. I make a living doing this and I'd love to offer advice, but honestly, I have no idea about anything.

I just went on the Titanic in VR with @garywhitta.bsky.social and then it started to sink and we ran to the back of the boat and caught the last life raft. Then as it sank and people screamed for a long time. One guy stood on the tip and did thumbs up emojis as it finally went quiet.

Games with my name on them have been downloaded millions of times and yet I was just asking myself if I should be included in peoples Game Developer Starter Packs here on Bluesky.