Joyous. Amazing. Masterful.

Spent the night in the ER I had the easy part, I just had to sleep in a wooden folding chair Everyone is doing well after some surgery and we are home again

That’s how it always goes: “IT’LL NEVER WORK!!!” “IT WILL BE TERRIBLE” Endlessly on and on, and then…. It works and it’s a good thing

This is the first Xmas in many years I feel like I nailed the gifts

Waiting for any/every celebrity that is speaking into a live camera to pull a Kanye and just say “Donald Trump raped children”

"America is set up like a casino; living here is exactly like a guy going broke playing craps and blaming somebody playing nickel slots for his bad fortune. The problem isn’t anybody else. The problem is you’re living in a casino." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/it-sucks-t...

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

They are ALL child predators

If any journalist wants to talk to a trans man with a PhD in Human Genomics who was trained in labs that studied the evolution of sex, I'm right here Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻‍♂️

Maybe they just took accurate photos of shitty people

Hey ICE agents: Your dad will never say he’s proud of you, no matter how many boots you lick or kindergarten teachers you body slam You will never “show them” no matter how many unarmed protesters you bear-mace You are exactly the insecure, dangerous bully you have always been

this is the kind of 2026 we need ...

I keep saying this but no one is connecting the dots. The war is to satisfy legal preconditions for mass removal *domestically* of Latinos (i.e., suddenly a lot of people are going to be “Venezuelan” for purposes of removal). This is 100% Stephen Miller…oil claim is to make grandpa go along

Legal observers at the Whipple Federal Building witnessed ICE agents swapping out license plates in the ICE staging location. Masked agents who already routinely refuse to identify themselves are now swapping license plates at whim to kidnap our neighbors and tear apart families.

Yeah, he’s prepping for when the photos come out

WHO AMONG US hasn't sat down 11 times with a journalist and a tape recorder only to be shocked that they'd publish stuff we talked about?

minneapolis, be aware - national right wing youtuber nick shirley is here. he was in loring park this afternoon sniffing around somali businesses. remember that he was at lake and bloomington, despite not living here, so he seems to get early information

He will keep calling it a hoax up-to-and-including the minute he leaves office and immediately boards a plane to a non-extradition country

Still one of my best ideas: telling the kids that “it’s a rule” that you have to belt out, as loud as you can, the line “WHO WATCHES OVER YOU” when listening to Birdhouse In Your Soul by @tmbg.bsky.social

Capitalism wants us all hungry, sick and almost homeless So NO, we should not “let the market decide” anything

When all the parents at the bus stop run out of chit chat and everything suddenly turns to “where the hell is the bus??” out of pure I WOULD LIKE TO BE DONE WITH THESE PEOPLE NOW

The finale of Welcome to Derry was fucking excellent It managed to tie into the existing films in ways that were surprising AND set up next seasons with wide-open potential It was great and fun to watch. More television like that, please

Unfair criticism? Explain your confident stance

I just … these bros out there doing so much self-inflicted emotional labor because some other bro told them they need to worry about how they hold their water or get out of a car or drink coffee or use a straw or … anything else, so they don’t look “less manly” So far beyond dumb.

When he is dead, people will celebrate in the streets around the world - and he knows it Which is why he cannot stand everyone mourning a good, funny, talented man that contributed much and was loved by many

Every errand someone else runs is now a wrapping opportunity

Super excited for that day I find out he died from something I had no hand in and no advance knowledge of

Keep finding new ways to say “wow, I’m excited for the day I find out he is dead” that won’t get me a visit from someone official

This administration is what it looks like when "a whole, functioning country" isn't even on your list of priorities- instead ALL you want to do is "Stick it to the libs" An entire government focused on deliberately making AT LEAST 75 million people miserable

Trump Dementia Symptoms

[ poster frame to get you to click ] [ content made to stall to get you to watch more of the video ] [ finally gets to poster frame and the thing you were hoping to see - which is actually the end ] [ subscribe to see part 2, which is actually the video you were trying to see now ] [ repeat ]

No snow emergency, park anywhere!!! … anywhere you’re normally allowed to park, that is

Yes, Mariah cashes in on this one holiday. But Taylor and Lilly Allen are the theme song of EVERY breakup It’s the difference between millions and billions

The key word in white nationalism is WHITE - they will happily destroy this nation for the sake of their whiteness

Because the President tells the investigative apparatus what the facts are

This administration is just a clown mask on a freight train

Right about everything https://youtu.be/yLZLUnLQq3E?si=xM0s-9rBlY0Kgxcq

The guys like him blame porn, blame feminism, blame jobs, blame ... everything women choose to do that isn't THEM. If only they could take away everything, then women would have to talk to them and smile

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This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.

“…chefs do that” Watching a fucking kick ass Xmas movie

Haven’t aged a day

Don’t worry, he’ll start posting “the national debt is the lowest it’s ever been! The national debt will be gone by the end of the year!” and the media will repeat it 400x

Jeebus. Fucking. Christ.

Everything that is wrong with the GOP can be explained in these 4 charts The principles of Abuse The failures of racism The Special Snowflake chart The Virtue/Abuse Quadrant chart redloraine.wixsite.com/website/post...

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

ICE cut off her wedding ring. Sue Tincher is a 55-year-old American citizen: a grandmother, 5’4’, and white. Just in case you thought you’d be safe. She walked to her neighbor’s house after getting alerts that ICE was nearby. She stood across the street and asked an officer if they were ICE.

Jill and I take the stage together this Sunday And we will not give it back