It's interesting how it is always the left wing's fault that fascists rise to power, as opposed to the centre's. This is, of course, despite the fact that the centre are the ones in power who have declared that racism is 'reasonable', transphobia is acceptable, and the disabled don't need money.

Today would be a great day for it

We depleted our supply of missiles and have to start using drones, you say? Weird

LET THE STATES DECIDE (as long as they agree with us)

But if we have a vote, we’ll LOSE!!! GOP strategists right now in MN

TCIF20 tickets are available online NOW! These will go fast. Do not delay Many of these shows absolutely, positively WILL SELL OUT twincitiesimprovfestival.wordpress.com

Soon we’ll leave the talking phase and enter committee. And then into consultants. Then announce a long term plan that includes a multi-pronged approach to embracing right wing voters so they don’t feel bad and all mentions of “fighting” will be struck because they don’t want to alarm anyone.

No show this Sunday - go see our friends at Vilification Tennis! Yknow what does happen this Sunday?!? The Improv A Go-Go turns TWENTY-FOUR

Left my glasses at work last night so I have been fairly useless at home

They KNOW they are fucking the country and the planet to death - they just think that if they help, they will get a seat on some billionaire’s lifeboat

If you product is “built for AI” or centers AI in some way… it deserves to fail spectacularly

The algorithm demanded that I see this and I am glad https://youtu.be/VTA8F3PG4hE

Jucy Lucy flavored Old Dutch chips feels like peak Midwest.

There’s your campaign slogan

A PERFECT ALBUM youtu.be/3b77WK8DMYU?...

There’s no such thing as an “AI Artist”

a very happy New Dungeon Crawler Carl Book Day to all who celebrate

Yes he clearly has dementia and can’t even hide it But here’s the things … he’s had dementia the ENTIRE TIME and they’ve known it. And hidden it. And used it

Smiling face

Blocked 3 of them just today

Fuck ALL the spam accounts posting all the identical “don’t look away” fake fundraisers for Gaza All of them.

Letting go and letting the kids totally drop the ball on Mothers Day is one of the hardest things to watch

The anxious tendency to put the cause (and remedy) on people around you - because their actions or inactions activate your anxiety - rather than recognizing that the anxiety comes from within FAR simpler than “if only I manage everything and everyone around me, I’ll feel better!!”

We’re working on accepting “no, you don’t need to know the steps and manage me - you let this task go, so let it go - and learn to regulate your anxiety, which is the thing that is actually stressing you out”

Followed by : Feedback on the steps and timeline because it isn’t how they would manage it Followed by : Yknow what, managing you so I can know it’s being done on top of everything isn’t helping, I’ll just take that task back and stay stressed out REPEAT FOREVER

The anxiety cycle of: I have too many things on my plate and it’s stressing me out, can you manage this task? Followed by: Tell me your plan and your timeline and all the steps for that task so I know you’ve got it. Not knowing is stressing me out

Hi ladies and gentlemen, we are Hand Shoes and Horse Grenades, we just need a word of suggestion…

wE sHoUlD lEt a BuSiNeSsMan rUn aMeRicA LiKe a bUsInEsS!!!!

your partner has anxiety and ADHD? So you recognize the "I don't have time, I HAVE TO get out the door right now... but hang on, let me find a few more things to worry about and open the mail real quick"

That weird, frightening moment when someone goes from “I’m telling you, there’s a secret network controlling the world…” into “… and they are shape-shifting lizard people” and you can see how they really literally believe it

NEW SOCIAL D ALBUM DAY! https://youtu.be/cpUeFlz_p4A?si=y5wuUcGZUVleuaNI

I hate to wish him more time but I hope he dies going into a long weekend

Took the day off today - home with the middle-schooler Going to catch up on a bunch of emails (I swear) but also take the kid for some pinball

🔥

Trying to explain the plot of Punky Brewster makes you sound insane

This might be our “Sweet Caroline”

The opening bars will activate an entire generation (of people roughly my age) https://youtu.be/JE-dqW4uBEE?si=CvLOQilOFjQTy3eP

money only ever flows toward more money

from the "tell me you're a white male without telling me you're a white male" files

the cop told me they were SO expired it was "basically the same as driving with no plates" and he was supposed to have my car towed. He let me drive home AND thanked me "for being cool with him"

got pulled over Turns out my tabs have been expired for TEN MONTHS and I completely missed it somehow (and also drove 5000 miles in two months without ever being stoped)

This is 100% true.

They have never cared about “winning” this war or any of the people affected by it - only making money

He took the bribes that were “going to pay for the ballroom” and pocketed them AND wants us all to be stuck with the bill Pitchforks and torches, please

More like Princess Stereonoke

Jane Fonda’s ex husband has died.

I can remember the very first time a friend played the Dead Kennedys. I was convinced he’d left the cassette out in the sun…. And yet I was fucking HOOKED

This is a post about .. Guns. Taxes. Infrastructure. Mass transit. Equality and equity. Renewable energy…basically the entire American Right

Americans love to scream “it’ll never work!!” about things that have already worked