Has anyone in the history of errands ever said “hang on, I gotta run to the Most Relevant hardware store real quick” ?!?? It should always be sort by Distance. What the actual fuck

When you’re wrapping presents and hear the door open …

Joyous. Amazing. Masterful.

Cheers

Discharged

NUMBERS!!!! (Not mine)

I guess I officially work here now

Score

They have Monday figured out

ALLO?

These kids are on stage this Sunday at the Improv A Go Go!

WINNER

Using that art degree… over a pint

And a very merry

Nice of Teams to give you a private room to talk to yourself

I love this photo and these ladies

🎄 day!!!

One of my favorite traditions - whenever someone onscreen “wears” one of the hats, everyone high-fives (or drinks)

Y’know what I shouldn’t do before work on a day I have a show…?

So sleepy

When the weather app gives you a little “hang in there”

Wait… I thought YOU were driving!

This is what I do. This is where I belong

Record Store Day

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

I am needed on the roof

MOAR FIAR

Being out in the world the morning after Give To The Max Day always feels so odd - like “something SO amazing just happened here it seems crazy that everyone can’t just feel it” ​

Unbelievable, ICE unloaded Pepper spray directly in the face of protesters yesterday in St. Paul MN -

Perfect. Little. Guy.

Time to teach some dumb

Chili day!

Good document fire

Finally made it to Vinai

Stargazer

Happy birthday, amazing lady ❤️

Holding hands in a sunbeam

What a show

I'm asking you to please take a minute and support this organization that means a lot to me Give To the Max Day is Nov 20th but early giving is underway www.givemn.org/organization... Thanks to a generous donor there is a $5500 match when we hit $5500 raised - help us get there Please and THANK YOU

My wife is an amazing, intelligent and capable woman … who also operates under the delusion that if she has me install just ONE MORE hook somewhere, that will make her change her habits

Alfie is home from surgery

Omg this dog face

On the sands where the bones are bleaching

Family Dinner tech!

I can hear this image. All. The. Time.