The office today

Happy butts

Smiling face

Good bed

I want to go back to there

How cute is our neighborhood?!

Surf and turf and Smurf

This machine is … unnerving

Pokeball!!!

Pinball lunch!

You’d never guess that he woke me up a dozen times

We went out a few days early to celebrate two amazing moms.

Just a perfect little beagle nest

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Not bad, Minnesota

We have a Michael Meyers at our house … and no matter where you store him, … you will scare the shit out of someone

Derby Day!

Hello, handsome

Helpers

He’s the fifth flag

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

The lighting artifacts make the kid look like Elrond

A universe of maximum possibilities

Cheers to seven years

Sunbeams

Multitudes, muthafucka!! DO YOU CONTAIN THEM?!?

Weirdos

Almost to Bogota

It’s called “Real Life on Earth” and it’s playing everywhere, all the time, outside

Scout

I cannot explain the math to you BUT a new pair of laces will make your Chucks feel brand new

Rory

It’s kinda boomy

HEYWHATCHADOIN?!?

Another close encounter

Feels more like 6%

These two were literally sneaking up on me while I walked down the street (I was between them and their escape route)

You still can see the stars

Princess Mononoke!

This … MEANS something