“Yes boss, great boss, just tap me on the shoulder when you’re about to nut boss” www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Just gonna leave this here for no reason I suppose

Anyone checked Friendster?

can you someone tell me where to google how to find an alternative to google

I wish I could get vacations doing dumb shit like this. You do not represent *me* Dame Cynthia Alexandria Pratt Governor General of the Bahamas

I personally think its quite apt that the leader of the Republican Party is an incoherent bore who is trapped eternally in a dementia loop.

The NYSE since Donald Trump started talking

Life is parody now

Just ban it in the UK then? www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

It just hurts being right so often about Everton

lol this is Spurs and Newcastle again isn’t it

GOBBLES Donald for replacing the evil Leader of the United Socialist Party of Venezuela with the Deputy Leader of the United Socialist Party of Venezuela, even though she hasn’t actually said she wants to.

I have a RADICAL idea. Just get rid of it. www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...

The amount of political capital that US media has bet on Machado to become president of #Venezuela for Trump just to say “she’s nice but no” is so funny to me

I wrote some thoughts about how invading a country, toppling its leader and fucking off maybe isn’t a good idea? open.substack.com/pub/imworrie...

Trump: pointless forever wars cost every other presidential administration lives, all its political capital, and trillions of dollars Also Trump:

Trump to invade Mexico to make Gilberto Mora play for the USMNT before being given the Coach of the Year Award by Gianni Infantino

A reminder that the United States has a piece of legislation that legalises invading the Netherlands should any of its service members be put on trial for war crimes in The Hague

Here's some thoughts on #Venezuela: We decided the bad guys lost, so the good times must begin. Ignore everything that happened after the cameras moved on. The myth of "our team" in the context of Venezuela and Syria, and how it explains everything until it doesn't. substack.com/home/post/p-...

I think I’ve just found the next winner of the FIFA Peace Prize

In hindsight it was a bad idea to put a child molester with dementia in charge of everything. That’s our bad. That one’s on us

Definitely about the drugs, though. Right? Right Donald? D-Donald?

Weird thing about this is the amount of people who think the OBR is this completely immovable institution. It’s literally been around for like 15 years. Like BOE independence, it’s not something that’s been around forever and it’s not a fixed policy without any downsides.

hello. I have a substack now. this is about how our constitution and political system is designed not to work, and then propel people to power who will never make the changes to make it work. open.substack.com/pub/imworrie...

Hey all, just seeing a bit of a dearth of information and polling about Irish politics at the minute. Question - who do you think, now, will form the government after the next dáil election? GRMA #irishpolitics #politicsireland #speirghorm

Haigh, ba mhaith liom Eurovision a bhuachan le amhrán as Gaeilge, ba mhaith le haon duine cabhrú? #gaeilge

Tá me i Oileán Mhannin anois agus fuair me leabhar Gaeilg - teanga na Mhannin. Tá sé an-suimiúil!! 🇮🇲

Don’t you think it’s funny how Trump wants to make Canada a state before DC and Puerto Rico? #uspolitics

Poland, it seems, actually knows what Never Again means

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A right wing car maker who bought a media outlet in order to amplify antisemitic conspiracy theories is advocating for a far right German party that promises to expel a disfavored minority? You don’t say.

This is Putin’s Afghanistan. The collapse of Assad’s regime has been swift and utterly astonishing, and has left Russia and Iran with egg on their faces. Lavrov’s interview with Al Jazeera showed the regime is shaken by its collapse. #Syria

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Thoughts on the #GE24 result: 1. FF/FG are now, essentially, one party occupying most of the country. The scale of the transfers between them shows that they’re working in tandem - if this is a shot to anyone. They’re heading towards another government and should be given credit for the stability.

Keith gonna find out what happens to left wing parties that shift the Overton window rightward on Immigration, isn’t he? #ukpolitics

NEW: Rory Stewart & Amber Rudd back cross-party campaign demanding major political reform @appgfairelections.bsky.social is calling for an overhaul of the electoral system as part of a package of measures to restore public trust in politics Story 👇 www.politics.co.uk/news/2024/11...

Can’t help but think there’s a shock coming in the Irish #GE24. Incumbency has been a killer in 2024 and there’s an anti-establishment bias worldwide. Can see strong FPV numbers for Aontú, and perhaps for smaller parties. Will certainly be interesting - polls seem to be pointing away from FG…

I drive in a small car with my wife

How fucking good is this

One Club. One Rose. One Yorkshire. Yorkshire Cricket enters a new era, with all our sides playing under the Yorkshire Rose in 2025. #YorkshireGrit

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

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