theres a japan-only arcade game where the premise is to win rock paper scissors and then beat the ever loving shit out of your opponent until they are unconscious

I don’t know what it is with conservatives and not being able to help themselves when it comes to bringing up things like vaccines, covid, etc in every conversation no matter what the topic is

Good morning

I like how you can see the fog of war like it's Diablo or something.

bideo bames or something I dunno

You have to be the most chronically-online loser to even consider spending $5 million on a Pokémon card being sold you to by Jake Paul

It's funny when I see men complaining about declining birthrates in western countries because the men complaining about declining birthrates are the reason behind declining birth rates

come on man.

i’m such a stupid fucking mark for trying to “work” and “follow the law”

Dark magician girl in the 1996 era pokemon style

The concept of starting a war to distract from the Epstein files and then using the Epstein files to distract from the war is bonkers

Bui

I'm at the age where I understand why contestants on the Price is Right were excited to win a washing machine with a 3-piece dinner set thrown in

I cannot grasp what my mind screams me to draw so have pokemon trainers instead

And here’s the eclipse photo from Artemis II. I am in tears.

I think it was a mistake trying to shiny hunt all the legendary Pokemon in FireRed

The best way to cook a roast chicken is by rubbing it in cold oil and leaving it in the fridge overnight, then put it on the bottom rack of the dishwasher and cycle it twice on the heavy setting

There’s only two things to look forward to when you’re an adult: going to bed, and daylight savings ending so you get an extra hour of sleep in bed

Working as a primary school teacher is wild dude because kids will straight up call you an "old man" and refer to the time when I was a kid as "the olden days"

the word " yolo " .... i will never say such shit

Due to the imminent threat of WW3 I can now come out and say Australia is not a real place and we are all paid actors and that we never existed just like you have all said

PS2 psychological horror games be like

This episode was great, now it's worse #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #tadc #ytp

Every day has felt like a joke this year so April Fools is basically cancelled

Happy 30th to Pokémon, the series that brought so much to my life with regard to friendships and experiences. After all these years though, Umbreon still remains my favourite Pokémon (very closely followed by Houndoom and Wartortle), Platinum still remains my favourite game,

You've gotta be the dumbest fuck alive to buy a Pokémon card for $16.5 million

I'm a little weenie in Forewarned, dude (w/ @kazzie.bsky.social)

goodbye, doctor #ZeroEscape #VLR

Can’t believe they deleted Overwatch 1 for whatever the fuck they’re doing with “Overwatch” now

AI has done nothing for society except make electricity and computer parts obscenely more expensive (among other things obviously, far too many to list here), then tech CEOs have the gall to say that consumers aren't "making use" of it. No shit, man. Literally nobody wanted this.

I miss Kazzie :(

I'm a legitimate final-year masters degree student who is going to make a great teacher, guys (for some reason I find the idea of seed dispersal incredibly funny)

Kaz found grey hairs on my head yesterday, it’s Joever chat

they're too short, so they're stuck behind the gradient. here is right before they get shadowed, chat. 😂

Putting shiny Plusle and shiny Minun into a gym is just about the most cringe thing you can do as a couple @kazzie.bsky.social

me @ Kaz: no offence but your country is fucking bananas Kaz: 😄

They're just blatantly using AI without giving a fuck anymore huh lmao

I think it would be really funny if the rapture actually did take place but because modern day Christians are so unhinged, Jesus decided that it ain’t worth it and went back to heaven

For years and years my brother's been trying to convince me that he has indeed beaten Super Mario Galaxy (I never saw him do it). me: How many stars are in Galaxy? him: I don't remember me: Alright, who's the final boss, then? him: Uh... that normal dude me: Who? him: You know, the normal guy

zoobie doobie doo

Not sure if I deserved this

ライブ開催どうもありがとうございます というのと楽しかったのでまたやってほしいなの絵

SCULLY: Mulder you sound insane MULDER: there’re tallboy diet cokes, I’ve seen them with my own eyes

mugshots

Can't tell if I'm over certain things or if I'm just completely and utterly mentally and emotionally drained