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How’s your work day?

“omg haha here’s what i would look like if i was in a ghibli movie, AI is amazing, hey grok what does this mean”

The world really isn’t ready for a real lover like me

The thought of having to apologize for a significant other’s behavior sends such a deep shiver up my spine that reaches its apex in my amygdala

I think I’d look cute blonde I don’t know

The concept of flopping while being your truest self

And what’s wrong with a little paint in the can?

PinkPatheress was right, it really is as easy as you want sex with me? come talk to me :)

Love Lust or Limerence

IM GETTING TWINK BUTT TONIGHT

Twitter didn’t appreciate this one

Cheese got, cheese got a wig

Mom says I can't repost you anymore

🏊‍♂️

Take me to miotopia

If I had a nickel for every time two oomfs kiki’d about individually sexting with me and was subsequently made aware of it I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's hot that it happened twice.

TURN IT UP open.spotify.com/track/5w77Fk...

Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.

Work or werk?

HES MY FINESHYT! I LOVE HIM YES I DO!

I know I give slutty attention seeking whore on here most days but I really do just want to find my #someone to live out the rest of my days with

Changing @ on here

Hmmm… #humpday

WAIT

Not quite chopped but definitely diced

Should I post me in a jock on here or is that crazy

Doing market research (asking a boy what he wants for dinner date)

A NEVER ENDING MIDNIGHT SUUUUuUuUuuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUn

Anyway, here’s me digging in my butt

Lying on the internet is so fun sometimes

Cannot stop saying IM STEENEE like @phaun.bsky.social

Midnight Sun by Zara Larsson song of the summer btw

ME AND THAT BOY ARE DUNDUNDUN

Have got to stop embarrassing myself

Oomf saw it first

An oomf date can be so healing

Need someone to massage my legs omg

Having a hard time picking which ones to post

Hi gay people in my phone

BOYS BOYS BOYS WE LOVE THEM

What should I post for #humpday?

Twitter sucks so bad, I wish this app was better

Need a prayer circle for an undisclosed reason

Went for run with best run club ever

I need everyone to listen to this song open.spotify.com/track/3xnyA3...