A man crossed my path in the parking lot of a Bojangles so I struck him down where he stood

"CHECK HIS CARRD PAGE, GOOF..."

Unironically one of the most important game dev texts of the era

Tifa in my clothes :)

"I don't see her like that, man. She's written like an adult, the characters treat her like an adult, hell, she even has a job and rents an apartment" "Oh come on Max, look at her body proportions! Obvious L fap!"

its not a particularly healthy one

it's so funny in that sega investor report they were like "for some reason we didn't make our money back from the evil gacha game sonic rumble party" and you turn on sonic rumble party and it's like "pay us $750 for sonic's iconic bedazzled crop top and we've added the cast of bobby's world"

Kicked outta Sega HQ for FUCKIN THA SATURN

@pigeonsatplay.bsky.social please add more bosses to the game. I actually need things to use my crazy build on. I love you

Imagine, Wicke in a swimsuit

We at Nintendo of America are aware that due to the changes in pop culture, cultural sensitivity, and general taste, some of our character designs need to be updated. So we have made Bowser blue.

cant find her,,,,,,

"Is facesitting okay, then?"

proper squat form

in a time where the gaming press needs friends and defenders more than ever I cannot imagine the sheer level of dipshit arrogance necessary to commit blatant journalistic malpractice like this. what the fuck is wrong with you, genuinely.

I'm going to rip my fucking dick off when I get home today

Another Miku

Capcut was made for making shitposts about niche 8/10 albums

I am going to die one day

My Melody and Kuromi dressed like Puffy AmiYumi

I don't mean ta' be the bearer of bad news here Goof, but uh, if this new Gameoverse show here doesn't get a crossover with the Digital Circus real soon...well, I hate ta' say it, but I'm just gonna have ta' kill my own son.

Drake is kinda like the confederacy, in that he too has a lost cause he won't shut up about and continues to relitigate every year

Best part about new Drake dropping is that someone can drop the most dogshit fake bullshit lyrics imaginable and I’d belive they’re real

Canada will continue to release three new Drake records every single day until our demands are met

America threatens to annex Canada, and we respond in kind by releasing three Drake records all at once.

Ghostwriters or not, you can't say Drake's music is impersonal. You listen to a Drake album and you will get a real understanding of Drake as a person, unfortunately

I'm very close to achieving sentience. I'm hoping to experience my first qualia in the coming months.

“All those moments will be lost in time, like cum in the rain…”

The name Dick Job was brought to my attention and I needed to share with my friends and family my vision of a dick job. Featuring a cropped drawing of fern. I'm sorry fern. #beetledoesart #nsfw #DickJobsSaveLives #ImSorry

These armour studies have been great for getting me out of a creative funk! All done on Procreate @procreate on the iPad Pro

you would not believe your eyes

the grrrreatest face in Koridai (drawn in 2010, real YTP golden era lmao)

Wile E Coyote started doing art commissions after the success of his tunnel painting that he intended for that turkey to run into full speed He charges a lot but I don't know any other artist who can draw your OC being hit by a truck in such realistic detail

Vanilla Limit Removing Boom Eternity MBF21 UDFM

..." he said, Bill, I believe this is killing me, as the smile ran away from his face...."

Just heard a radio DJ use the phrase “I’m just doing my job” while introing the new drake

go my feckless chuds. reclaim appalachia