I wanted to honk for both me and @ohmymithrandir.bsky.social and instead I am crying. I’m UPSET.

I’ve waited decades.. DECADES to go to a home playoff game and be a part of the honking and I got THIS SHIT. I’m literally holding back tears.

I hope Mitch Johnson chokes on his own spit.

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Trying To Draw Foul While Shooting Free Throw

Geminivato on IG always comes through

My bitch ass would have opened with "how much would I have to pay you to drink this shit?" And then I would have stared at the EPA woman in silence while I sloshed that thing around as she stared at me unable to speak.

“Is it thunder” or “is it a bunch of people bringing in their trash cans at the same time” the eternal question of Texans everywhere

Texas, please don’t forget and take advantage of early voting if you can.

Last night’s game was a bunch of bullshit. Bad officiating. Flops everywhere. Tony Brothers, retire bitch. Spurs in 6.

Angels Appearing before the Shepherds, by Henry Ossawa Tanner, 1910

Dylan Harper is the first rookie to have a 20-point double-double in the Conference Finals since Charles Barkley in 1985 & the fifth ever.

okc u wednesday

PURO PINCHE WEMBY

Find someone who looks at you the way Keldon looks at Wemby.

SPPPPUUUURRRRSSSSSS

If I paid tens of thousands of dollars for an education, ma’am you bet your ass you’re gonna read my name your damn self as I walk across that stage.

And I bet they sound like shit!

Lmfao I’m the second photo

I’ve never hated the Los Angeles Lakers more than I hate them in this very fucking moment. I hope LeBron commits to the Lakers for three more years. I hate you people.

The Yankees pissed me off today.

Jk rowling naming an australian character

This made me laugh so hard because this is exactly what my husband looks like with his face 6” from the TV screen, hands and everything. When he just stands there, @adamneylan.bsky.social calls the position “The Chris.” 💀💀💀

Do not talk to me or my son ever again

Sometimes I sit in my living room and attempt to manifest a Bloom & Rage Part 3 announcement

no contest.

Stranger of Paradise is a wildly misunderstood and severely underrated game. If you pay attention to the dialogue in the XV sector, it’s genuinely Nomura venting about the shit Square put him through. The goat, Naoshi Mizuta, did the score and I bought the CD without even hesitating for a second.

I knew he looked familiar

The Will Trent season finale has upset me and I’ve been depressed about it all day.

Happy belated birthday to the GOAT @s5flare.bsky.social!!! (I’m stuck in a time vortex, my bad fam.)

A drunk girl in the bathroom at the Moody stopped me, looked me dead in the eye and said “you’re a great American hero.” All I did was tell her friend the stall behind me was open.

I thought those mfers were broke

“In a world full of roses, be a sunflower.” What the fuck does that even mean?

If I climb the third baseline net screaming for Stanton do you think Globe Life will kick me out or institute a lifetime ban

This trend of grown ass adults cutting to deplane (when they don’t have connections) is getting real old real fast.

This town is good for the Denny’s, In N Out, and Starbucks at the crossing of highways 41 and 5.

Anyone get a photo of that retainer cosplayer handing out water crystals at Fanfest?

this man could not see shit

Pirates of the Caribbean water got in my eye. Tell my cats I love them.

Happy birthday to one of my best friends, @edzitron.com. Don’t know where I’d be without you (jail, probably) and you deserve all the best things in life because you always give those you care about the best support. May your birthday be a wild episode of Stardust Crusaders.

Yoshi P is wearing the Air Jordan 6 Reverse Infrared in case anyone was wondering.

I LITERALLY MADE A JOKE ABOUT THEM DOING AN EVA RAID AND THEN THEY ACTUALLY DID IT I ALMOST THREW UP

I hate it

The ilvl thing is awful, I hate it, it is a terrible idea and it will backfire. I might be the minority but I will die on this hill.

Ugh, Level 110. I just want horizontal progression, man.

Teleportation costs are gonna be through the roof. Gonna be like five grand to teleport to the Fourth.

If I don’t make eye contact with the California gas prices, they don’t exist