WE ARE SO BACK

I picked a bathroom stall at the Austin airport I haven’t used before in a particular bathroom (which is odd considering how often I’m here) and the toilet was so off center, I was pushed up against the stall wall. Who.. who saw that and was like “yeah this is good?” 😭😭😭

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

My other wife!!! #NIKKE #Nikke3rdanniversary #animeimpulse

Time to shower, prep my hair, and take a nap so I can get in line for Anime Impulse and then get in the Nikke line 🥱🫩🫠

San Antonio please stop being under construction all the time making driving around insufferable challenge (impossible)

That’s my score!! 😭😭😭

Important science outreach and education. bsky.app/profile/funr...

Bless @funranium.bsky.social for putting up with my shit. And by my shit I mean 11:21PM PST texts from me that say “is a solar storm essentially just the sun farting?”

I can confirm that a one-minute ad does in fact cost $250,000. It’s ridiculous. Props to everyone speaking out on this. This is disgusting and ridiculous. To be used as props is an insult to this industry and the people that work their asses off.

John loaned me his copy of Rez in the 7th grade, and showed me Lumines 20 years ago. And what a 20+ years it has been. These games and the music from them changed my life for the better. There is a science to the way it changes your brain chemistry. I patiently await the Arise vinyl drop.

Today I published the first perfect score review of my career: Lumines Arise. I cannot say enough about this game and the music that goes with it. If you could take a few minutes to read my review, I’d appreciate it. thekoalition.com/2025/lumines...

I want every person who says Texas* has the worst drivers to go spend a week in the Denver metropolitan area and get back to me. *Not including Houston

“I’m so glad this flight delay and my tax dollars were brought to us by Trump so he could go commentate on a Commanders game where they lost 22-44 to the Detroit fucking Lions.” “I’m just glad we’re alive to see the series finale of America. We’re on what, season 249? 250? I think that’s enough.”

I had something similar. It told me my account was under review and that I had to click the link to verify my account. The profile had 1 follower and the username was “blueskybot2” lol. You can report these accounts for impersonating Bluesky moderation. Bluesky makes it very easy.

Lmao not a fake Bluesky moderation bot in my DMs

I realized I must confuse the living shit out of people when they see me walking with a purse full of Nikke and anime charms, a Wutang hoodie, a NIN beanie and blue hair.

Please share!

Any artist or DJ, regardless of genre, that uses green and purple lights at any point in a live performance: I assume you watch Evangelion. You gave yourself up at that moment in time. And there’s nothing you can do or say to convince me otherwise.

As a Yankee fan, I cannot believe it was Freddie fucking Freeman lmao

Is the World Series ok

oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight

Alex Call at bat Yeah, Alex Call 911 because everyone in that stadium is fucking dying

Those Steelers jerseys are a crime.

NOT SKATTEBO!!!! I CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING!!!!!!

Quite literally LAST NIGHT, DirecTV worked on FireFox. The frames were smoother and it looked better and was slightly more tolerable on this browser than it was on Chrome. This morning? NOPE. DirecTV is a rip off and they only want you to watch TV on your PC in 240p.

Excuse me????

Every time Shohei is at bat, all I can think about is the Final Fantasy XI great sword battle stance.

I don’t think @ohmymithrandir.bsky.social hates football anymore lmao

Fart is making a comeback — as a shit

I HAD 20 SAMPLES AT THE AUSTIN COFFEE FESTIVAL AND NOW I AM WASHING IT DOWN WITH TERRY BLACK’S BARBECUE

Same reaction I make when a server asks “is Pepsi ok?” when I try to order a Coca-Cola

Looks like shit.

We are now three weeks out from Team SENSIBLE SHOES' Extra Life 2025 game days. Currently: We will be fighting at least three tanks One of us been bitten by a vampire A few mutations to go around A sumo that wants to be a nun A kitsune that has become a dark stone shaman

Lmao my best friend called me to talk and I’m 99% sure his phone just died mid-sentence

Terry Rozier arrested by the FBI for an illegal gambling ring before we got both Embiid finals and GTA VI is legitimately CRAZY

How the fuck you gonna have AI-centric HUMAN resources?

Parents, please check your kids' candy this Halloween. I've just found a Belorta SR pull hidden inside a Pilgrim mold inside a Snickers bar. Be safe. #Nikke

Me: I gotta schedule an appointment with my sleep doctor. I can’t go on like this. Doctor’s office: Best I got is December 9th. 🫩🫩🫩🫩

I need it to rain in Texas so these ants leave my bathroom. Cleaned my bathroom right before I left (I clean my house every two weeks fwiw) and came home to ants. We had some upstairs a few weeks ago (was told it was because of the drought) and those were taken care of.. and now they’re..

They started playing @feedzack.bsky.social’s end of stream song at T1 at LAX and my Pavlov response made me think my plane was leaving without me (it doesn’t leave for an hour and a half).

????

seriously for fucks sake cancel your spotify subscription

Exclusive: Anthropic spent $2.66 billion on Amazon Web Services in the first three quarters of 2025, around 100% of their estimated revenue. Its costs appear to increase with their revenue, showing little path to profitability. www.wheresyoured.at/costs/

Just heard Itigaki passed away. So young, only 58–I met him at my first E3 in 2010. He signed my badge and pronounced my name correctly on the first try (I’ll never forget that shit lol). May he rest in peace.

I told @feedzack.bsky.social since the basketball draft was an auction draft this year, he couldn't afford all the centers. And he just took his third center. He out bid me on Hartenstein by $1.

WHAT ARE THE WASHINGTON COMMANDERS WEARING

Is Philadelphia ok

Movie theater employees everywhere let out a frustrated groan in unison.