But also not the actual convicted felon being mascotted looking like nazified President Snow.

Okay, ANTM documentary time. 🤭 Tyra may be a monster but she will never not be an absolutely iconic MESSY queen!

In other news, here's some recent photos I took (not of me, I'm so sorry) that I like.

I am back to let you all know, and bear witness to the fact, that I now have a fat litlle ass x

The Festival of Lights in Drogheda last night 🌟

Y'all I must be really giving today cause the deliveroo driver was just trying to cruise me at my front door (kept making eye contact and grabbing his crotch) and then he messages me through the app with his number. I feel unstoppable.

Asked for Coke Zero and they obviously gave me Diet Coke cause this is FOUL!!! Will never understand how so many of you are obsessed.

Why does this little guy want me dead? Always in my garden giving me filthies.

Would you call this a leprechsmurf or a smurfechaun?

"Where's my fucking oat milk latte, you bitch!!!!"

A gym membership is needed. Getting slouchy.

There's a lad in my class who plays hurling, is about 6'4", blonde, and tanned, and I'm constantly having to stop myself from just staring him out of it nonstop. 🥵

Wake it up ✨️

I was nearly ran down by one of those robot waiters in the airport. I hate them so much 😭 we need to stop with the AI of it all and go back to simpler times folks, this ain't right.

There's a grown woman in my class wearing a Lightening McQueen t-shirt.

Happy cake day to meeeee 🥳

This very much feels like a trap now in this day and age. I've never been to the US, and you can rest assured I won't be going there next year or for several many more years to come.

Washed my ritalin down with my coffee. Me, now, 15 minutes later:

"When time does" 🥴 ehm, what? How did this get published? 🤣

Me if I was in a coma:

"Cause I've got one hand in my pocket, and the other one is throwing up a gang sign"

Ordered two iced lattes, and the driver spilt one during the delivery. 😒 Initially, I was raging, but then I got a full refund and still had one of said iced lattes. 🤙

Twill be a bountiful harvest 👨‍🌾

Like my ancient Irish ancestors before me, I will ride this mighty stag into battle 🫡

Starting my first class of my post grad. 🥳

Nudism is my new passion. 🙂‍↕️

Why is this terrifying 😳

What a difference a couple of hours can make. 😻

It may be 27°C but I'm still feeling a bit nippy x

The face of a man who is battling between wanting to cry from tiredness and scream with excitement cause I'm off to Portugal BABY ✨️

Like any right minded millennial gay, I live my life by, and for, the three P's: 1. Penis 2. Pokémon 3. Plants

A very quick attempt at my new favourite boy, Raichu X 😤

The v-line is popping ✌️

Horrendous weather on the Flabébé community day??? I think I'm starting to believe that, maybe, God does indeed hate fags. 😢

I just went to get my hair cut, and while yes, that goal was met, the whole thing ended up being a lesson in emotional regulation and maintaining a calm exterior. My barber, the entire time, was agonising over the death of Kirk and how immigrants are the problem. 🥴

"You just really never know what video will be your two girls, one cup"

The sun just letting one rip

😭 I am OBSESSED, YOU GUYS!!!

Me:

I dont know it's personal growth or, in fact, an act of self-harm, but I applied to do a H.Dip in Psychology, and I've been accepted onto the course. 🥳

Life hack: watch DRPH Slaysian Royale at at least 1.5x speed to conserve ones mental health. 🙂‍↕️

Troubling? Yes, but hardly shocking since they voted in a fascist... twice.

A deep cut

The Pokémon Company really needs to give it up with their imperialist attitude in this latest patent. A patent on summoning a secondary character to assist you? The number of games that could be affected is absolutely HUGE! 😩

Okay okay this is pretty fierce

The wait for Titans season 2 is killing me, so I'm doing a Dragula rewatch starting with Titans season 1. 😈

This is fucking madness! At what point does the rest of the world ACTUALLY do something? Like, what am missing here??? Is there some secret quota of civilian deaths that must be reached before people wake the fuck up?

Just had someone knock on the front door of MY house trying to sell electricity or something. The gag? The minute I opened the door, they asked if my parents were home 😭

"If you can't love yourself how the hell you gonna love somebody else?" 😜🤙

Ya got that fagology That F-A-G-ology Your body is pumped Next to me