This very much feels like a trap now in this day and age. I've never been to the US, and you can rest assured I won't be going there next year or for several many more years to come.

Washed my ritalin down with my coffee. Me, now, 15 minutes later:

"When time does" 🥴 ehm, what? How did this get published? 🤣

Me if I was in a coma:

"Cause I've got one hand in my pocket, and the other one is throwing up a gang sign"

Ordered two iced lattes, and the driver spilt one during the delivery. 😒 Initially, I was raging, but then I got a full refund and still had one of said iced lattes. 🤙

Twill be a bountiful harvest 👨‍🌾

Like my ancient Irish ancestors before me, I will ride this mighty stag into battle 🫡

Starting my first class of my post grad. 🥳

Nudism is my new passion. 🙂‍↕️

Why is this terrifying 😳

What a difference a couple of hours can make. 😻

It may be 27°C but I'm still feeling a bit nippy x

The face of a man who is battling between wanting to cry from tiredness and scream with excitement cause I'm off to Portugal BABY ✨️

Like any right minded millennial gay, I live my life by, and for, the three P's: 1. Penis 2. Pokémon 3. Plants

A very quick attempt at my new favourite boy, Raichu X 😤

The v-line is popping ✌️

Horrendous weather on the Flabébé community day??? I think I'm starting to believe that, maybe, God does indeed hate fags. 😢

I just went to get my hair cut, and while yes, that goal was met, the whole thing ended up being a lesson in emotional regulation and maintaining a calm exterior. My barber, the entire time, was agonising over the death of Kirk and how immigrants are the problem. 🥴

"You just really never know what video will be your two girls, one cup"

The sun just letting one rip

😭 I am OBSESSED, YOU GUYS!!!

Me:

I dont know it's personal growth or, in fact, an act of self-harm, but I applied to do a H.Dip in Psychology, and I've been accepted onto the course. 🥳

Life hack: watch DRPH Slaysian Royale at at least 1.5x speed to conserve ones mental health. 🙂‍↕️

Troubling? Yes, but hardly shocking since they voted in a fascist... twice.

A deep cut

The Pokémon Company really needs to give it up with their imperialist attitude in this latest patent. A patent on summoning a secondary character to assist you? The number of games that could be affected is absolutely HUGE! 😩

Okay okay this is pretty fierce

The wait for Titans season 2 is killing me, so I'm doing a Dragula rewatch starting with Titans season 1. 😈

This is fucking madness! At what point does the rest of the world ACTUALLY do something? Like, what am missing here??? Is there some secret quota of civilian deaths that must be reached before people wake the fuck up?

Just had someone knock on the front door of MY house trying to sell electricity or something. The gag? The minute I opened the door, they asked if my parents were home 😭

"If you can't love yourself how the hell you gonna love somebody else?" 😜🤙

Ya got that fagology That F-A-G-ology Your body is pumped Next to me

Ya got that fagology That F-A-G-ology Your body is pumped Next to me

What in the Sabrina Carpenter meets Pete Burns cosplay is going on here? She does look good though.

Some recent out and about shots. The first three are in Dublin, and the last one is in Drogheda. 🤙

This has got to be fake, please 😭 the chap at the front with the cigar and the likely related parents is killing me 🤣

It looks like nobody told her not to play with her food! 🫣 | Garden Spider (Araneus diadematus) 🕷

I'm not seeing Monster Hunter Wilds getting too much love online. Which is strange to me cause I've really been liking it so far!

It's the weekend, and I've nowhere to be and nothing to do. Bliss. 😍

Yeah, this part! 😭🤣

I just wish we lived in a world where Pedro Pascal felt comfortable enough to come out 😢

FINALLY! We now know where they made me. ✨️

The tanned skin, dark hair, green eyes combo will be death of me. 🥵

"Department of War" is fucking INSANE!!!

If only this were literal dogs because we all know he hasn't had his rabies shot.

He is also very clearly the host to many pathogens.

I just realised that over the next five weeks I'll be going to Portugal for a holiday, Barcelona for work, it'll be my birthday and I'm going to an award ceremony. Young, little broke Luke would not believe.