THIS IS WHAT I WANNA SEE!!!!! This Summer.

She is so messy... and I hope she never changes. #duolingo

QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack

21. VHS Tape rewinder 22. Coax cables 23. Berry Kix 🤤 24. Beeper 25. 2-way Lol, I could keep going 😅

Thinking about that time Missy Elliott swallowed a whole Lamborghini in the Work It video...

Need some duolingo friends... where yall at?

I dont mind the naughty bits - but this is VERY important. Great information bundled in a 3 min video for those w/ short attention spans.

In the wise words of Issa Rae: "Im rooting for everyone black."

“How’s your new year going” Me:

peach on the beach🔥

A vibe 🫨

I left after the inauguration. I have social media for fun, its not used to pay my bills. So my departure was swift and I have no regrets.

Yall dont be feeling those crumbs and Legos when you post feet pics?

This one made me chuckle. All I had to do was play along w/ heads up 7 up, now I cant keep my head above water 🫠

I love iodized salt. I love fluoridated water. I love enriched flour. I love public health tools that save lives and improve quality of health just by silently existing. They're amazing.

Not replying to posts that are intentionally written for conflict. Just keep scrolling... 2 thumb scrolls I already forgot what happened.

Hairy AF! 😍

Thats cool and all, but did diddy really need to have all that baby oil 3 days before his arrest? J&J product placement? Their stock is up .86% since the reckoning aired...

I’ll beat errbody up in here” Post your facial reaction:

2 and 7. But where are the socks?! My toes be cold.

Sniff? 🐽

In the holiday spirit. Who needs some twitch subs?

who wants to eat me out in my @madexcruise.bsky.social jock 😇

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.

The fur 🥵

Always and forever my main.

Headed to YYZ (Toronto) who or what is there to do?

I came, I saw, I conquered. Nashville was fun.

Nashville is fun 🤠

Quote a photo where your booty is looking extra plump

I find this absolutely beautiful.

Happy #humpday 🍑

Back in Chi-town. Who or what is there to do this weekend?

Good lawd.

Loving my new jock! Can't wait to get it sweaty and ripe. WOOF!

Me contemplating getting a phd

My bulge was kinda bulging when I sat down today.

Post your fav dick pick 🍆

Wow

I truly do….

Bike Jockstrap Man

Bootysensei from Twitter

Hehe 😝😝😝

Damn...

Seeing this in a movie theater was probably the funniest thing I ever witnessed.

Yuuuum!

The Pokémon that runs this account