So Axl Rose wanted to write a song about paradise and the best description he could come up with was green grass and pretty girls? That's literally just the suburbs.

#HEYHEYHEYHEY (Is that what we do after a win? It's been a while.)

"I have also been the subject of fawning profiles in all seven remaining print publications, each of which has ignored that my whole deal is basically medieval eugenics wrapped in an eating disorder and peppered with substance abuse and misogyny."

I'm going to have to consider the possibility that Pete Davidson might just suck.

Can I have circumstance without the pomp?

This seems bad.

A new CNN investigation finds that a Russian cargo ship likely carrying two nuclear reactors and possibly destined for North Korea, sank in unexplained circumstances off the coast of Spain.

This is the precise dynamic by which, for instance, antisemitism functions. The offending person becomes a symbol for everything that's wrong — their actual beliefs and actions don't really matter. It's how you get people blaming AIPAC for climate change which is a genuine thing I saw on here.

Since we're all talking about dogpiles now, and I had mentioned my own experience dealing with them a few times in the last couple days, I figured I'd write a longer thread explaining my experiences with them and specifically why they're specifically worse than just "a bunch of people being mean"

All I want is for everything to be perfect all the time. Is that really asking so much?

Are you suggesting, sir, that Tucker Carlson is not purely motivated by his love for the Palestinian people? This is an outrage.

#HEYHEYHEYHEY Take that series, boys!

Knock off M. Night Shyamalan

The Secret Life of Jake from State Farm.

I am so tired of being governed by men who are perpetually reliving the glory days of 3rd string JV football.

If you saw this happening in another country, what would you call it? https://newrepublic.com/post/210013/fbi-investigation-atlantic-reporter-kash-patel-drinking

"And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in fast movies, I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer."

Oh, good. Because "style" and "vibe" are super good reasons to vote for somebody.

5 May 1936 | A French Jewish boy, Tomy Lachman, was born in Paris. He arrived at #Auschwitz on 21 August 1942 in a transport of 1,000 Jews deported from Drancy. He was among 817 people murdered in a gas chamber after the selection.

A new report this morning revealed historic levels abuse by ICE against detainees. And the government was documenting it all. www.adamkinzinger.com/p/top-news-c...

You don't have to agree with someone 100% on 100% of the issues in order to feel good about voting for them. A grown-up citizen of a democracy should be able to understand that.

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#HEYHEYHEYHEY 🧹 in

Welcome to Bluesky, the free speech site, where you’re allowed to say things like “Trump is a threat to the whole country who should be removed from office immediately” and all the censors and scolds can’t do anything about it. Remember when the rest of America worked like that

🚨Right now: Rabbis are risking arrest outside 26 Federal Plaza, the site of so much harm by ICE to our neighbors, holding photos of the 21 people killed by ICE in 2026 so far. Over 200 Jewish New Yorkers sing their support from the sidewalk. #jewsdemandiceout

My "vote blue no matter who" cred would be seriously tested.

He is good at baseball.

#HEYHEYHEYHEY!!!

#HEYHEYHEYHEY!!!!!!!!!

A heart-breaking moment captured in an SS photograph of a group of Hungarian Jews at Auschwitz II-Birkenau in or around May 1944. A child found a flower & is giving or showing it to an older boy. All the people in the picture were murdered in a gas chamber moments later. #YomHaShoah

26 April 1897 | A Czech, Jiri Georg Daniel, was born. A worker. In #Auschwitz from 20 May 1942. No. 35928 He perished in the camp on 12 August 1942.

In college I wrote a letter to the editor of the local paper. They ran it. Every time I sent in a letter, they ran it. Next thing I knew, I was a writer for newspapers and magazines.

You and your neighbors should not be subsidizing the electricity needs of a data center run by a trillion-dollar corporation.   My Power for the People Act would force Big Tech to pay for their own power needs. We should pass it today to protect consumers from rising costs NOW.

Persist ⬇️

Wrong? How so?

A “former Palantir executive recently confirmed what many have long suspected. In a public stmt, the whistleblower said it plainly: Palantir intended to take over the US government, & many of his former colleagues are now installed inside the federal apparatus. He called it an occupied nation.” 1/

I'm monotasking

I am fibermaxing

FINALLY! #HEYHEYHEYHEY

In the UK, a man asked a Bakerloo driver: “Is it safe for a Jew to ride the Bakerloo line?” The driver replied: “Not when I’m driving.” At a time when antisemitic incidents have surged across the UK, this isn’t just one comment. People ask why Jews feel unsafe. This is why.

Wow I had no idea

More of this. Much more.

Stevens to RFK Jr: "To top it off, Mr Secretary, I got a copy of HR-944. You know what it is? It's your impeachment articles, sir. You have abused your office, you have gutted America's public health! You should be ashamed."

Installing facial recognition tech in AI glasses would hand bad actors a new tool for scams, abuse, and harassment. Tell Meta to course correct at aclu.org/eyewear_not_spywear

16 April 1932 | A French Jewish girl, Micheline Caen, was born in Montmorency. She arrived in #Auschwitz on her 12th birthday in the 71st transport of Jews deported from Drancy. After selection she was murdered in the gas chamber.