Penultimate #FountainsUp

What if they gave a rapture and nobody came?

I’m tired of being divided into teams. Do you have an elderly grandparent who needs care? So do I. Do you struggle to afford the high price of everything? So do I. Do you know what it means to carry the weight of medical debt? So do I. You’re on my team — and I’m on yours.

As I was saying…

"He might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from this now." Way to go, Jimmy Kimmel. What a beautiful line.

Technologically advance a band: U2.0

#FountainsUp from the Plaza Art Fair

Hegseth does not have the first idea of how much leaking is about to go on

#FountainsUp and wow!!

I know it's frustrating when lawyers point out when something the administration is doing is not legal. But responding with "the law doesn't matter anymore" is really unhelpful and defeatist. Clarifying the law is important because it reminds us not to comply in advance and to resist and take action

Al needs to stop saying "the crowd rises as one. #TNF

"Yeah, but not that kind of tyranny. I meant having to wear a mask in a grocery store."

Just now, 11 state and city lawmakers were arrested by DHS police on the 10th floor of 26 Federal Plaza after a hour of demanding access to the ICE lock up on the same floor. @thecity.nyc

Weird that the FCC Chair had no issue with Kilmeade wanting to euthanize homeless people.

#FountainsUp A dub is a dub.

I mean...

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Style lessons from Robert Redford, one of the most stylish men in the last century. 🧵

Cool. Who's on the Epstein list?

Remember that five minutes when everybody thought that Musk was going to be an enemy of the administration?

Bluesky please prove to me that you know ball here lol

Drives me crazy. I remember after the Las Vegas shooting, people saying "we don't know what his motive was yet." Dude fired more than a thousand rounds into the audience of a country music concert, killing 60 and wounding at least 400. You think you had some kind of coherent motive? He was nuts.

Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?

This. Just because others have lost their humanity Does not mean we have to lose ours

It is always a challenge to be compassionate to those who show no compassion to us. But it's worth it.

Horrific to hear that Charlie Kirk was shot today in Utah. Political violence must be always and totally rejected. Praying for him and all who may have been injured or impacted.

It’s not simply important to denounce political violence because it looks bad not to. It’s the right thing to do on the merits. Even more specifically to this moment it’s important because the forces of fascism are inherently better at political violence than the forces of civic democracy.

I, too, am willing to drop out of the New York City mayoral race in exchange for a lucrative job in the private sector.

I love the fact that he's writing a birthday card to someone else and still manages to compliment himself.

Slightly diminish a book. Skirmish and Peace The Middle-Aged Man and the Sea 1983 The Grapes of Annoyance

Doctor I trust more than RFK jr.

#FountainsUp Three straight and a laugher! Texas losing, btw.

#FountainsUp Yeah, I'm watching football, too. We all are. Still happy with the dub!

#FountainsUp We needed that one, y'all

I blame Yoko (Sorry. Gallows humor.) www.cnn.com/2025/09/03/c...

BREAKING Florida moves to end all school vaccine mandates, first in nation to do so. @davidovalle.bsky.social www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...

This is otherworldly

I'm terribly sorry, miss. Apparently you and I have much different ideas of what's meant by "zipper merge."

Meaningful September baseball, y'all. Soak it up. #Heyheyheyhey #FountainsUp

#FountainsUp Bobby, man. Bobby.

Smart!

I'm not exactly sure why, but I am moderately irritated by the existence of the adjective "flushable."

Saw Prince a bunch. He was good at music.

I don't know, Billy Joel. You've been denying it so loudly for so long. It's sus, dude. I'm starting to think you did start the fire after all.

#FountainsUp for a scoring explosion!

Hey, remember Twitter? That was weird.