Reminder: iPhone HDR isn't actual HDR.

It's actually pretty impressive that each member of this administration is royally fucking up in each of their respective positions. Duffy: fuel is out of control. Hasset: job growth isn't growing (shrinking). Bessent: Trade is ABYSSMAL. Bobby 🧠🪱: Take your pick. He's a menace to everything.

The phrase "in the handful of states that will decide this election," seems vehemently antidemocratic.

Need a new daily game? maptap.gg is pretty great, despite it making you feel bad about getting something wrong. The factoids at the end are also fun.

Reposting to deprogram myself.

I hate shameless plugging...unless it's deserved. Please vote for my student's work at the link below. Note - the confirmation email WILL go to SPAM. linksinc.wishpond.com/the-links-in...

I prefer using AI - Actual Imagination.

"So what needs to happen now - and it needs to happen now - is that Democrat-led states need to set aside procedure and redraw the maps. New York, New Jersey, Washington, Oregon, Illinois, Maryland, and Colorado need to get it done. Do it in 2026 if possible. By 2028 is non-negotiable."

It's not illegal to warm up a croissant and fry an egg and butter and put it in there

It’s going to be so delicious when the GOP gets their ass kicked in November anyway. Hey Republicans, after you’ve tried to prevent as many people from voting as possible AND rig the map in your favor, what’s the excuse going to be when you still lose?

Biden politics is trending. If you miss it then you shoulda put a ring on it. He doesn't work here anymore. We have a crazy motherfucker Hell bent on killing us all. Enjoy.

Symbiosis (2023)

Even in the current timeline, this is probably the stupidest thing you'll read today:

I remember a time when App Store mobile games were good. I'm talking about the days of Zombie Gunship, War Tortoise (1&2), and every installment of The Room. Everything now looks like it was made by Playskool, and/or just glorified dice rolling.

French roast hits different (derogatory). ☕️

Without stating your age post your favorite film released the year you turned 18.

If I could choose how I could leave a room, it would be a Nightcrawler-style, "BAMF," exploding into a cloud of blackish-purple mist.

2hrs film study, Midsommar aka. extremely panicked juxtaposition of trying to get a likeness whilst simultaneously painting ALL the flowers 🫶

Got half my wish... Brendan Gleeson is too respectable to play Trump again. If only Chris Farley was still with us...

Widow's Bay on Apple TV is great. Just the right amount of humor and creepiness without being too reliant on jump-scares. Matthew Rhys finally plays someone that's not a complete asshole. I mean, he is, but not in his typically casted way. It's also nice NOT to be able to binge something.

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So I was watching The Pitt the other day after learning that Brad Dourif is the father of Dr. McKay. There's a scene where McKay's father shows up, and I wondered, "why didn't they just get Brad Dourif to do it?" THEY DID! 🤣

Nychos is a wizard.

Painting of the Day. To the Market V > > www.artcameroon.com/to-the-marke... African women and girls walk to market with food containers atop their heads in a tropical setting. It captures the essence of African womanhood and the strength and resilience of these women. $1600 / $215

Hold up...did @bsky.app get rid of the carousel? 🤣

It's late spring, and the big fluffy bumblebees have descended on the garden en masse 😍 #Bees #Photography

I think the nucleus of my limiting beliefs is that I belive I have limiting beliefs... Something to work on. Things are not *always* doomed.

I was a day early, without even realizing it. Happy holiday, for those who let their conscience be their guide.

I feel like Artstation posts are too much of a layup to repost, but this shit is awesome.

It felt good explaining to my class of middle school (mostly) girls that it's, "yes. All men." Choose the bear. I restrained myself from telling them to go for either the eyes or the throat...

Just Vader, being his usual badass self...

Forever with Me #Art by Junaid Mortimer

lone quest

Why has nobody adopted Sergio yet? I think he's adorable. He's part of my Kickstarter right now (in case you hadn't noticed me going ON AND ON about it). You can see more here: buff.ly/4OzXIha #monsters #monsterart #monsterlover #watercolour #hopecore #crowdfunding #silly

I've reached the age when I have to turn down the music in my car to read the street signs.

All my favorite villains have a common theme: Agent Smith T-1000 Ultron 🤔🤖

"Window on the Ocean", 2023. Oil on Panel, 40 × 60 inches. Scott Prior (American Artist, born 1949). scottpriorart.com Private Collection. #art #painting #illustration

"No, I don't think I will." -Captain America

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This is glorious. These two are meant to sing together! Beautiful!! 😍👍❤️ BassVox and Isabel Dumaa

Meditation By Je Shen Oil on canvas Private collection

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Today’s warmup: studies of an inconvenienced cat

My spider plant is, surprisingly, still alive. I've killed cacti before...so this is big for me. Strangely enough, I'm excellent at keeping orchids alive. 🤷‍♂️

👋😳... ...soon.

Never underestimate the power of a glass of water or a shower to snap you out of a shitty mood.

I'm developing a (justice) crush on Liz Oyer.

This is what I call range: @uffdada.bsky.social 🤗