Managed to have a dream of every breakup I've ever had, amalgamated into one onni-ex-girlfriend. So...awake, sad, sweaty, and somehow more alone than before. Just some catharsis posting. I'll try to be funnier later...

I haven't had a soda in some time, but on a whim I had a cane sugar Coca-Cola with dinner after making Spaghetti Alla'Assassina (the only way I make it now) and BOY OH BOY. No wonder it's killing everyone. It's fucking delicious, and I want another one.

Do we even have a constitution anymore? Asking for a country...

bonus: he wants to make Grok the arbiter and feed all your posts to it

I have not yet found their equal... @theonion.com is more accurate than real news these days.

Repetitive Stress Injury, but it's every time I hear, "nothing beats a Jet2Holiday..."

This "producer" is a suit. He doesn't understand that artists LIKE WHAT WE DO. It's a labor of love. These are money men, and are the people that put tremendous pressure on artists to churn out work as fast as possible and then lay off have the studio because it increases the size of their bonuses.

Zero surprises here... Probably need to branch out a little bit.

The question now is where does Pete Hague-seth go next? Newsmax or OAN?

A gem of a short, narrated by a gem of a human being. @georgetakei.bsky.social (He liked a post of mine, so we're basically best friends now. 😊)

How did I completely miss Metroid Prime 2 and 3...was I in stasis?

Need some brain-food before trivia tonight. Walnuts and cauliflower should do the trick...

Them: I would never have guessed your age! You look amazing. What's your secret? Me: Irresponsibility and immaturity.

Green tea? Excellent. Matcha ice cream? My new favorite. This, however...this is an abomination:

In the age of doorbell cameras, why are porch pirates so stupid? I do enjoy the vengeance videos though, however staged they may or may not be.

i really REALLY want to be done with the past and live a quiet life where i am left the fuck alone

Fantastic film. Stephen Dorff's finest role. Timothy Blake Nelson doesn't miss (pun intended).

Not bad. I have one complaint, though. In her interview at the design firm, she wouldn't just submit a resumé. She'd submit a portfolio.

🧚

This artist needs more exposure. Certainly not less... jasonedmiston.com

I know too many people like this:

🫩😔...

"Please listen carefully, as our menu options have changed." How often do y'all think we're calling you?! 🤨

Even the news still calls it the Tappan Zee.

Any macOS users having problems with sticky keys (the setting, not a gross keyboard) being on, even when it's off? Quite infuriating. Happens with my Mission Control shortcut.

wip ✦

Some enterprising journo might write about the President’s obviously disturbed mental state. And highlight it on national media. The President is a dementia riddled sociopath, but hey, Joe tripped over a sandbag.

I'm trying to replace Gen Z's slang, one word at a time - "Giving" is now "emitting." These kids need better vocabulary.

It's days like this I REALLY miss my Jeep.

self portrait, march 2025 —Fidel Destro #Blender #MotionGraphics #ConceptArt #VFX

🔥🎬: Homeland (2011) is only okay.

Commissions are completely open! Info below🩸

eye detail #art

Who knows about this secret car button that lets you park literally anywhere? It even works in the middle of the road! 🙄😒 🤦‍♂️

Can I get a life mulligan?

Unlike my sister, I don't put up decorations until wayyy late in the season, but damn - this is my JAM.

#oc #art #illustration

"It's nice to be kneaded." My cat: That was lame, even for you. Talons incoming.

I've been using a Keurig for so long, I forgot what actual coffee tasted like. New percolator is up and running. @ruh-roh.bsky.social

Repost of a Morrigan commission from a few years ago. Always wanted to color this one. This one blew up big time for me on Bluesky last time! #morrigan #darkstalkers

Commissions are open

There is a significant difference between "being triggered" and "responding to an asshole."

Last chance for EU folks to buy from me in time for Xmas! I send the last EU post tomorrow. After then I won't ship till the new year. What do you fancy? Something super fun like a mini book of monsters perhaps? buff.ly/G5alCXt #monsters #cutemonster #xmasgift #gift #gifts #books

It sure is...

Vivid dreams? Sure. Vivid dreams that shatter my feelings? I'd rather be terrified.

Since I'm on a movie posting spree, in whose office do I have to stage a sit-it in order to get a Matrix Trinity origin story with Cailee Spaeny in the lead role? 🤔

What movie, after seeing it, did you have to ask yourself, "what the fuck did I just watch, and how do I get that time back?" I'll kick it off:

Technically speaking, all paper towel rolls are "select-a-size."