Andy Warhol: Imagine three Elvises. Heck, imagine eight Elvises.

you’ll never fucking guess what happened 😳

Triangle of dynamics for the main 3 cats. I try to keep it so they mostly counteract one another.

the dunning-kruger-banach-tarski effect says that people are actually twice as stupid as they think they are. the dunning-kruger-banach-tarski-baader-meinhof effect says that once you learn about this effect, you’ll start hearing annoying people quote it everywhere

objectum vore that’s just eating food normally

Stephen Hawking hosted a party for time travelers but nobody came? Sad. I just hosted a party for omnipresent beings and they were all there

republicans don’t deserve the elephant mascot. That is for the black eyed peas only

Most people don’t know this, but “You’re so vain” by Carly Simon is actually about me. So there

hypnotized into wearing a cosplay your dom bought you and then further hypnotized to act like that character,,, however you've only ever seen them in porn so you end up being a oversexualised version of that character.

apparently musoublack does the same effect a lot better, but it still seems kinda expensive www.musoublack.com/products/mus...

trump gave Clinton a blow job!?!? A devastating news for all the trump x biden shippers

Just went to a theatre and saw three Australian men yell at each other in motorcycle suits for 90 minutes. Five stars, highly recommend

“Drip” and “Swag” are two ways of describing good fashion. And when you combine them, you get “Drag”. Much to think about…

A little good news from SCOTUS. apple.news/AjWMdDTJLThO...

she great on my british till i bake off

people on the right are like “you need to honor and respect every veteran for fighting for the noble cause of freedom” and people on the left are like “every single veteran is a former war criminal who deserves to suffer” to me veterans are just unlucky people who saw violence for no good reason

the opposite of “ora ora get pregnant” should be “muda muda get abortion”

goy gringo gajin

It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points

prisons should be gender neutral. there's absolutely no reason for them not to be you know the reason why are there different boys and girls prisons? because they want to prevent rapes from happening. you know what famously happens all the time in prison? gay rapes. i rest my case

i tried watching pretty blood but couldn’t finish because the animals’ moaning and whimpering sounds sounded too real and alive. so i made this

instead of teaching kids cursive, elementary schools should teach kids braille so they can read with their eyes closed, and send secret messages to blind people

I'd better get my editor's color theme exactly right before I start this code review I don't want to do

hrrng i want vantablack colored paint but i DONT wanna give money to stuart semple what do i do

on other social media sites if i make a post i get 0 likes minimum and maybe like 7 likes maximum. on Reddit i get ~ 7 upvotes minimum and about 400 upvotes if i made a good post. Not sure if the forum environment makes it easier to get clout, or if im just more in tune with the Redditor mindset

Do Muslim horse girls also wear a hijab for their tail hair

bitches be like “women dont have sex with me because my penis is too small” like how do women know about your penis size? it’s not like they’ve ever seen it

is this even A Thing or am i mentally ill

asphalt is a liquid (see pitch drop experiment). Roads are paved with asphalt so this makes them canals, and cars are actually boats. Your driveway is a waterfall. We are all living in Venice, what else has the government been hiding from us

asphalt is a liquid (see pitch drop experiment). Roads are paved with asphalt so this makes them canals, and cars are actually boats. Your driveway is a waterfall. We are all living in Venice, what else has the government been hiding from us

Since French is a romance language. Does that technically make Quebec part of Latin America

feel like aristotle probably said something wacky about this

chuds in 2014: “i hate zoe quinn! stupid ass bitch” those chuds if they ever played Depression Quest:

Foot fetishes are one of the most common fetishes, this is why Americans measure things in feet

Snot tastes delicious, but earwax tastes disgusting. Is there a lore reason for this?

people who are freaks about wheatley need to commit. dont put that british white boy in a human body or make him an android or anything like that. if u want him then you gotta work with the sphere.

what if the human version of wheatley became addicted to talking to sycophantic LLMs and asking them for advice. and slowly went insane and detached from reality while becoming more dependent on them. as a sort of parallel to canon wheatley becoming addicted/insane from glados’s mainframe

it is said that when he bought Twitter, Elon Musk said to dril "if I were not Elon, I should have wished to be dril", to which dril replied "if I were not dril, I would also wish to be"

yeah one does the socials democratley and the other does the democratic socicalesty

My fave presidents are: 1)Skeleton 2)Skeleton 3)Skeleton

unpopular opinion: i dont know what the difference is between a social democrat and a democratic socialist and i dont care either

Most people don’t know this, but “You’re so vain” by Carly Simon is actually about me. So there

the Roman government 🤝 the Chinese government “fuck Winnie the Christ”

Len Kagamine has the vibes of a background character on South Park that gets two whole episodes dedicated to him when the boys need someone to replace Kenny

*trying to rizz up a scientist from Black Mesa* With my Cave and your Johnson, we would make for an excellent team

a fat person’s skeleton and a skinny person’s skeleton are the same width, right? So what the fuck kinda skeleton is Sans Undertale

stop making “six seven” memes, it is NOT funny. Six is actually afraid of seven, it’s not healthy to keep them both in the same environment

republicans don’t deserve the elephant mascot. That is for the black eyed peas only