@aerinmoriarty.bsky.social Do you know if it would be hard for you to create a Patreon? I’m sure you could ask Tess. But I’d love to subscribe to you.

when you want to continue unproductive patterns of thinking but sigh and play Tetris for the EMDR-like benefits instead

Once you accept that the gym can be meditative, and doesn’t always have to be a pump up high energy vibe, the music options really open up

gym playing opalite (seems like a valid gym song) but i’m a freak bc my headphones playing cowboy like me (not a valid gym song)

Maybe we’re all period sync’d because I’m listening to Cowboy Like Me on repeat

what do you mean New Year’s Day and peace have the same chords? 😭😭

oh I'm so sure

You ever think about “tea time” vs “tee time” like basically a kick off for golf

Hot take but as someone who’s been on a multi year journey overcoming Comphet … they like what they see deep down but can’t explain it and it scares them. So it’s “male gaze”

I spilled coffee on my crotch bc my gf was laughing while I was doing an impression of John Mayer pretending to be suave and sensitive à la Daughters, but then pulling out a hearty “bitch” for Slow Dancing in a Burning Room

she can do whatever the hell she wants looking like that idgaf release 5 more showgirls with 20 liz taylor music videos

To go with swing theme re: Olivia Rodrigo album announcement, I’m pretty sure one of Taylor’s mega-old vlogs was set to “Sugar, We’re Goin Down” by Fall Out Boy:

One of the patrons who uses our lab wears too much cologne, and I wasn’t going to say anything, but then I learned that he exerts hierarchy on the other patrons & doesn’t credit anyone for helping him, so now I don’t feel bad about telling him that he exudes noxious fumes and potential allergens

Reflexively sharing that I love this book so far

lesbian romantasy: there she was, the woman I pined over since childhood, kneeling by the stream to wash her face. she let me pet her horse named chestnut straight romantasy: he was mean to me, but then nice to me. he was so dreamy. a bad boy who respected my boundaries. i thought about his penits

harry styles: holding the weight of the american children whose hearts i’d break 😔🤲 taylor swift: *trolling straight millennials by releasing a music video where she focuses on elizabeth taylor’s butt boarding a jet*

taylor’s visual of elizabeth taylor pushing away a golden boat in the bath 🤝 harry saying “imagines just sailing away” in verse two of “she” happy tdov

gaylors: she’s easter egging gay stuff sane people who are normal about taylor swift: hmm, it’s very artsy but she’s acting out-of-character, i hope she’s not, like, unwell hetlors: why you less talking about man and his peenor. i am mad. this doesn’t seem to hint that you are praganant

Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all of the wonderful trans folks in my phone! I see you, care for you, and you are always safe with me. Sending you all lots of love! 🩷🤍🩵

you have to be a whole other level of gay and traumatized to recognize this location

I just want something good to happen 🥺

I know that power play might be part of the courting ritual for butchfemme relationships, but the book I’m listening to right now is making the butch so dominant in a position of power that it’s giving workplace harassment, not normal courting...

If something or someone requires you to abandon yourself, it's not for you.

Getting this

Weird, I think I have a pic with my first throuple that looks exactly like this

women hosting true crime podcasts: then they finally collected the last piece of evidence and the family could get closure men hosting true crime podcasts: i poured myself a bourbon while looking at the case file in the blue glow of my luxury fish tank. i pondered while sucking my own dick

tw: ocd mention waking up in the middle of the night with an urge to express myself & being unsure if it’s a healthy attempt to self-regulate (“this is me, i’m not ashamed!”) or the recurrence of confessing compulsion (“if i hide any info about myself then i must be lying, take this info”) 🥸

my bf has secure attachment, so naturally he doesn’t care for dakota johnson because he can’t read her facial expressions. but naturally i have a thing for avoidant women, so i loooove dakota johnson. and then my gf often doesn’t know who i’m talking about when i mention dakota johnson.

Zillennial thing I do that perplexes my Millennial partners #2056: Whenever I hear a loud, abrupt noise (i.e. construction, animal, shouting) but don’t know its origin, I say, “HuLLo?” like the Vine of the girl who wakes up from having water poured on her

As per usual, the queerness of Harry Styles’ appearance on SNL has been downplayed by straight fans, despite the prevalence of closeted performers in show biz, Harry's past history of queerflagging, & the queer subtext of the sketches. I discuss that & some historical & Gaylor context in my latest!

Have fun 😁 It's prom 🪩

Can someone list all the New Romantics artists for me? I mainly follow Taylor and Harry, but I know people speculate on many more.

Season 2 Weight Loss is one of the most obvious bearding songs I've ever heard

I can’t believe harry came out on snl on 14/3

I can't sleep because of the NR zoomies

watching other mascs (esp. hey mamas) deliberately lead people on…makes me angry. we’ve all accidentally ghosted people, or found we weren’t attracted to them after giving it a try. but imagine bragging publicly about breadcrumbing people & thinking that makes you sound desirable (you tricked them)

List of songs I would listen to if I wanted to be reminded of the most attachment-incompatible relationships of my life: Afterglow Coming Up Roses

I really love how their smile lines match up to look like )( in this picture

harry parallels to gaylor thread american girls x london boy paris, substance abuse (taste back, pop) are you listening yet x you’re not even listening (lavender haze) the waiting game, carla’s song coming up roses x lover anxious attachment season 2 weight loss x dear reader paint by numbers x me!

i know it would be anticlimactic because they’ve already dated and we would have to have the whole genital-preference-isn’t-sexuality convo… but i wouldn’t be dissatisfied if we got transfem harry x lesbian taylor

i love crawling into my partners’ bed at 5 am and then the dog following me because she only sees Pack Pile Time

woke up and looked at my phone too early in the process of waking up, and now feeling like I have unfinished discourse to debate. it was probably something stupid. time to touch grass.

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Ready, Steady, Go! sounds like Disco Tits by Tove Lo???

Should we collectively watch Hotel Portofino? Is this anything? It has the actress who looks like Maura from Rizzoli & Isles but isn’t.

If you are from my metropolitan area and saw me having a public PTSD episode about 5 years ago over my throuple with a bicurious Swiftie and her terrible boyfriend, no you didn’t ❤️ unless you thought it was cool and mysterious, then I will allow you to perceive me

“been number one, but i never had two” “i actually went through two breakups during the eras tour” actually gives me insane flashbacks to my first throuple (the unhealthy one that gave me ptsd)

Taylor during the Lover era

this song is such an extremely specific deep dive into the relationship between a tryhard-er and a surrender-er and the ensuing heartbreak eughhh "Cooler in theory but not if you force it to be, it just didn't happen" might be one of my absolute favorite lines from her

Since the sign is half cut off, to me it says something like: Respect other’s experiences Be patient for the encore Enjoy the show The movie is View of Portofino. So enjoy the facade performance/relationship I’m giving you and respect how others interpret said performance/relationship.