More wag the dog. We deployed Growlers to the region too. A lot of new signs pointing towards escalation.

Dere be pile of catmiss toys I look wat each one be Den I roll awound in pile Cuz dey be all for me! #CheddarPoetry #ItPwesentsFwomMyFwendMissCBrown #FankYoo #MamaSesIHasToShare #SoIGotsToShare #SantyPawsWaching

Enjoy your day and stay warm!

Republicans are freaking the fuck out over that Miami margin last night. Thoughts and prayers.

Eileen Higgins blows it out in Miami, wins 59%-40%!!!! In the last 2 years Dems have flipped Florida’s two largest cities, Jacksonville and Miami. Great work everyone! www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/eileen-hig...

Trump admits he took another cognitive test. They don’t just give those out for funsies. He also says the NYT reporting on his heath is sedition and perhaps treason. Whatever news he got must be awful.

As I sits and look outside I has lots thots dat big and wide Like ware dos sunbeam go to nap? And why dos mama steel my poop? I wonders why I not has fums Or why dere not be eyes on bums And tho I has such kweshtuns big I still noes mor den silly Fig #CheddarPoetry

The reason we don’t sell H200, and other advanced chips to China is that they have dual-use (military and civilian) capability. These will help China improve their AI, surveillance, and cyber espionage capability. The export controls existed strictly for NatSec purposes.

Have a great day!

Silly Fig ses dat he's a boot He sits by boot He hides by boot We all noe he not a boot He's seed by boot Not hid by boot He sit long beside dat boot Den tires of boot And leebs da boot #SillyFiggy #HeNotBoot #HeNotSingDisTimeWenHeHided My callyder: fartycheddarcat.etsy.com

He looks terrible. You’d think after all the Biden health accusations, the GOP would want to know what was wrong with Trump. But nah, crickets.

Silly Figgy did it! He climed up on da wall He hab a gwate big happy As he looked down all tall Wen I sees him do dis I clime to be dere too I lets da Figgy noe dat I pwoud of wat he do #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggyClimeDaWallAllHimself #MamaHabPwoudToo

Dis is how to start da day To keep da stinky zoms away Jus tilt yor hed and RAWRR wif mite Da zoms, dey run, too skared to fite #CheddarPoetry #RAWRR #IfYooRAWRRDeyWillRun #FiggySingsWenHeTwiesToRAWRR

Have an awesome Friday!

In blanky I hide Mama noes I inside She unwaps me jus to say hai I purrs as she see Dat inside it jus me Den hiding agen I ses bye #CheddarPoetry #HidingInDaBlanky #MamaGoedAww #INotLikedBeingDisturded My callyder: fartycheddarcat.etsy.com

Pardon incoming 🙄

On da pooter, moozik plays Dere's viddyo on skween Figgy gos to take a look As mama werks to kleen Waching close and waching long Wif kurryosity Figgy luvs da moozik show As he sits close to see #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeLuvsMoozikViddyos #HeWachForLongTime #IHalpMamaKleen

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Trump said he’s going to void anything Biden signed with an autopen. 1. He can’t do that 2. Cool. Throw all the J6 convicts back in jail - Trump pardoned them with an autopen

👀👀👀👀 About time. Curious to see who this was, and if it’s a Republican, how quickly they get pardoned

Have a wonderful day!

Beddytime, but I is wake Sum trubble fun is wat I make I wessles Fig upon da bed I bites his nek, he bop my hed We roll awound and den we run Da Fig and me, we has such fun! To has a sleep, da mama not Cuz all in me, a wild I got #CheddarPoetry #INotMeanToKeepMamaWaked

Me too

Did you know Trump has added 2.2 trillion to the national debt since taking office 10 months ago?

Stay warm and have a happy day!

Me and Fig be on da bed Wen mama moobs her feet I ses Figgy, dat a zom! Go get it under sheet! Figgy looks, all kurryus Until I turn to say Dat mama's feet, dey taste like chips! He bite dem rite away #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #FiggyWeallyLikesChips #FiggyWakeDaMama #IJusWach

Have a great day! Stay warm!

We all gets up, we sits in line I piks da bestest bol for mine We eats our bwekky, one by one And fill our tummys til we done #CheddarPoetry #AllOfUsTogeber My callyder: fartycheddarcat.etsy.com

Good on Welker for holding her feet to the fire here. Good on Noem for admitting absolute incompetence.

Dere be steps and one long bwij Upon da big room's wall I climes up dem steps wif eez Da Fig, he wach in aww I climes up and I climes down Den bak on top I pose But Figgy, he jus has confooze Da steps, he dos not gos #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #IDunnoWhyHeNotClimeUpToPlayToo

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I be habing sunbeam dweams Wen mama calls my name She not noes ware I has goed She finks I playing game Hidden in da blankys warm Ware mama cannot see I has sleep wile mama looks All fru da hous for me #CheddarPoetry #IBeInBlankysOnSofa #IBeAllHid #MamaWakedMeWenSheFindedMe

Have an amazing day!

Oh look. The right is calling for civil war again. Over a crime that everyone thinks is fucking abhorrent.

Wanna see what a real traitor looks like? Here you go. Witkoff is advising Russia how to get they want at the expense of both the United States and Ukraine.

Fuck. Both Guard members shot near the White House have died.

Have a wonderful day!

Off his leash Da Figgy run He kwoss da stweet He fink it fun Da mama chase He clime da twee He look awound At all to see Da mama call But he ignor He wach da birds He clime up mor Wif likky toob Da mama bwibe And twiks da Figgy Bak inside #CheddarPoetry #SillyFIggy #BadFiggy

Candace Owens is claiming that France’s elite counterterrorism unit GIGN (along with, conveniently, one Israeli operative) has been tasked with her assassination. The main character syndrome is out of control.

Unbelievable. Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.

As mama werk on pooter On desk da socky jumps Den stwate fwom her mouff A blek da Socky dumps Mama skweeks in horwer Da keebord full of blek Da Socky runs away Fwom keebord dat she wek #CheddarPoetry #Socky #Blek #MeAndFiggyComeSeeWatWong #FiggySedUhOh #WeWachMamaKleenItAllUp

When the GOP has lost *checks notes*… Ron Paul, we’re really living in the upside down

🤣🤣🤣 Absolute clown show.

Have a great day!

Mama puts on shoos So I makes shur I dere I paw paw at da dor I cwy dat I go too Mama tells me no She scoops me all fast She lets me look outside But den she puts me down I fite and wessle bite She karrys me away I race her bak to dor I not lets her go #DisHappen5TimesInRow #IMakeMamaLate

Figgy hops in dwyer He likes dat it be round He looks inside for tweshur But tweshur not be found He finks it be like weel But it not let him run He hops bak out all pouty Cuz dwyer be no fun #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #DwyerNotBeWeel #DwyerBeForClozesAndNotForFiggys

Socky gets all speshil noms And neber shares da speshil noms But sumtimes wen she gets da noms I gets to lik da powch of noms #SockyGetsSpeshilNoms #MamaSesItCuzSockyOlderNow #SockyNeedsEkstwa #IWantsEkstwaToo

Wow, MTG says she’s resigning from Congress, effective January 5, 2026.

Have an awesome day!