Jean Claude Van Damme, best known for his role as as the one guy in Breakin’ who doesn’t know how to breakdance.

We need to find the MD who committed this terrible crime.

ICE is everything they hallucinated the IRS and FEMA to be.

We need more swastikas and rank homophobia to break through our liberal bubble.

🙏 LA

@lcrcleveland.bsky.social Nothing on this? Do you need a Twinkie or something? www.bbc.com/news/article...

Unless you live within the Boston city limits or are destined to die in the hellscape that is Indianapolis, I don’t understand why you would hate the Knicks: an organization of perpetual misfortune and failure. That’s like being from Phoenix and hating the Cubs. Where does that even come from?

Jake Tapper did not wake up one morning and decide to dedicate the next year of his life to “Joe Biden is old.” His masters slapped his name on some right wing bulk order book writer’s opus with the promise of best seller cache and a ready made audience of people who can’t read and hate CNN.

It’s so embarrassing being a Knicks fan sometimes, I swear.

The Artist’s Way, but one paragraph.

I genuinely feel bad for Jayson Tatum. But also #goknicks

Yes, the local police and hospitals can just wade through the flood waters of their roofless buildings to assist all the hurricane victims.

What does Mitchell Robinson work on at practice? Seriously. There should be no part of an NBA player’s game that your average sixth grader can outdo.

Buck Swope was just too early for Cowboy Carter.

Drop some SHIELDS

“He’s not like that in public. He really loves his dogs. And I don’t disagree with him all the time. Check the tape. Something must be done about the immigrant problem.” - Bill Maher 1939

They charge HOW much for Hinge? A week?? In dollars???American dollars???? In this economy?????

I done went and threw myself back into the dating pool. Watch out, ladies. I’m super fucking clumsy.

Reports are that Trump is “very angry” at Putin for undermining Zelensky’s credibility.

Two things I hate the most: Nazis and bad things happening to wonderful friends or family. Fuck all that noise.

“Utah Mouth” is now a thing.

Me in the national security team group chat.

He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sends a text that remind him of the war plans He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes #Hegseth

People I wish would shut the fuck up over the years...

Too Heavy For your Pocket - Jireh Breon Holder Disassembly - Steve Yockey The Thanksgiving Play - Larissa Fasthorse The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Diety - Kristoffer Diaz Louis and Keely Live at the Sahara - Jake Broder and Vanessa Stewart

@kasie.bsky.social sings the Ballad of the Poor Poor Tesla Owner on CNN. Imagine how much she’d have lamented all the vandalism that led to her being able to vote or have a bank account without her husband’s permission.

Did a terrorism yesterday #teslatakedown

A very Knicks-like devastating injury to their best player when it matters the most. Never change, Orange and blue. It’s cool. I don’t need to see you win a chip in my lifetime. #chokeartist4eva

My life goal is to have career like Stanley Tucci; a body of wonderfully diverse work culminating in enough FU money that you can make eating Cacio a Pepe in Tivoli your entire personality’s

Meryl would never.

Pass it on. #StandWithUkraine

Nothing more grotesque than streaming services pulling Gene Hackman films off their platforms so they could milk his death for profit. Fucking ghouls.

Big, if true.

Gene Hackman now, too?

Journalism is allowing “I don’t think he is going to profit. He has government contracts” to stand without pushback because you have other open ended questions you agreed upon before hand to ask…apparently.

“At least we stuck it to the Mexicans.”

#teslatakedown day in North Hollywood!

The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit

Stop mass deportations with this one simple trick: wapo.st/41apYFB (gift link)

I love sports shows dancing around why there was interest in this #4nationsfaceoff hockey tournament. No we aren’t hungry to experience the beautiful game of hockey at its best. We wanted to see Canada clean the clock of a petty tyrant nation on a global stage.

Let's do this, Los Angeles! NoHo Tesla Takedown Sunday, February 23, 2025 • 1:00 PM North Hollywood Tesla 13005 Sherman Way North Hollywood , CA 91605 US ##TeslaTakedown

NYU, where young Republicans develop a deep, lasting taste for boot. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/18/u...

This was my Super Bowl.

I always wondered what was up with this woman who insists she knew how to win elections despite never actually, you know, running one in her life. Turns out she’s just a garden variety Karen ass TERF. Sad.

One of my favorite first shots from one of my favorite movies. The Crying Game A movie where both protagonists attempt to escape from who (and what) they were in the past. And the shot? Quite literally water under the bridge.

Lamar plays as much defense as Luka.

tonight

Josh Allen must’ve done something terrible in the Kansas City area in a past life, because this feels like some karmic retribution being meted out.