Rhythm Heaven

Watched Hoppers, pretty fun movie. It's weird though because it and Wild Robot have relatively similar premises but Wild Robot felt like a very Pixar-y movie despite being made by DreamWorks and Hoppers feels like DreamWorks-y movie despite being by Pixar

anyway decided to rewatch Toy Story. Honestly there is a simplicity to it in retrospect that's actually a bit refreshing. No existential dread, just cowboy and funny space toy going on a wacky romp

Also related fun fact: At one point the Famicom, Super Famicom, N64, and GameCube were all concurrently in production

''And when GBF loses his title, the character literally explodes, unlike Plaintiff.''

really hilarious turn of events if you ignore the dead school children

nationalize OpenReach and send every BT executive to gulags

Accidentally started a fire making microwave popcorn. I have learned that's a thing that can happen

"time to move" to what? They're putting this in because of laws

Has any name for a political operation had more opportunity for mockery than "Operation Epic Fury"

I admit I haven't played it myself but Paper Mario Sticker Star has to be up there, right. They designed a battle system where you have no reason to not just hit the run away button at every single enemy encounter

I never considered that Grumpy Cat was female. Maybe I'm a bad person

Oh, I assure you it's quite based.

God that's actually nuts, getting on the 200 is such a low bar these days

um actually they killed an 84-year old leader. did you consider that

Honestly credit to Pokémon Champions I think the UI they developed mostly works fine in both console and mobile contexts, which is a pretty hard balancing act to pull off

"ugh I hate how modern applications take up all the RAM and CPU now" says guy who hates Apple for indirectly killing Flash

people make fun of Sun Tzu for being not terribly profound stuff like "do not needlessly anger your allies before you need them" but you do kinda gotta hand it to the guy, White House would have been well served with someone who knew those things

Y'know it's kinda weird they put this in the opening credits since it's actually from His 9 Lives and not Friends. Technically a separate thing

*Male TikTok TTS voice* This girl fucking sucks at making cheetos

Honestly I think one of the more quietly embarrassing things about Paramount is that they bought the full rights to Garfield in 2019 and the animated show they announced then is still in development. Like motherfucker it is Garfield how can you struggle this much here

Finally a product for people who want to spend $500 to get something with the feature set of something that costs $30

If I'm in the Roger Rabbit universe I'm rolling up the car windows driving past toon town idgaf

When you say that astrology is fake

Question: is there any game boxart where you think the American one is better?

I like Pikmin 2 more than 1 overall but I won't lie some of these caves approach romhack territory.

[Nintendo Direct Announcer voice] Uh-oh, you've awoken only to find yourself suffering from disturbing, violent visions. And who's this strange girl...? Find out when The Song of Saya releases later today on the Nintendo eShop!

If Tupac was still alive he'd be a time traveller apparently

It's kinda killing me how the "DK Challenge" stuff for the Donkey Kong Country games is "Can you beat the first level?" and the Bananza challenges are "Can you beat the hardest level in the game with zero upgrades"

Tf goes on in this show

Running a countdown for how long until this gets pulled

Y'know thinking about this is actually like an extremely 80s logo

Seeing a lot of people confused that Nintendo of America prioritized the Minecraft Switch 2 edition over "Touhou 06 - The Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil New Classic"

Sorry but this was the most obvious murder charge of all time

Pikmin 1 mission log: My oxygen is running low and the loneliness and dread is getting to me, yet I must persist! I must get off this planet... Pikmin 2 mission log: Hey Olimar have you ever heard of "Dogecoin"

Pikmin 2 is an interesting sequel in that it's both almost exactly like the first game yet very different at the same time

little mixed on that direct honestly, kinda weak for first-party stuff but the third-party showing was VERY good

Nintendo Switch Announcer (gravely): What is the true origin of man's inhumanity to man? What fate awaits our souls in the next life? Death and oblivion await all of us, this September. <fade to black, slight pause> Nintendo Switch Announcer: Who's up for ice cream? That's right - Hello Kitty!

me after my 3 week thumb-wrestling themed vacation on wuhu island

I feel like they may be devoting too much time to the thumb wrestling mini game in Switch Sports Resort

As you can see, Xbox held their presentation on 6/7, while Nintendo is holding theirs on 6/9. This is due to their core company missives; Nintendo holds fast to traditional (and successful!) gamer values, whereas Xbox is a brand that constantly tries to remain relevant by latching onto trends

Folks I don't mean to brag but I just made microwave popcorn where there were no kernels left and yet nothing wasn't burnt. Bow to me

Might be pulling a goomba fallacy here but I'm not sure "Using AI for code is bad because it costs jobs" and "AAA games are too expensive and bloated to make" are really tenable positions to both have

at this point "Persona 6" is one of those game titles that just feels wrong to say

I like how they have flatscreens in the Persona 4 remake but the flatscreens still look ten years old

The Minions are said to always work for the most evil person out there, yet did not work for Hitler. This implies the Minions think Hitler was good

Tupac's dialogue in Stranger Than Heaven should be badly spliced together from old archive audio like Chef's in that one South Park episode after Hayes left