(By now, she's probably whipped me once for every year I've been alive...)

(Ladies and gentlemen, I present: Brother Dumb and Brother Dumber...)

Oh, I understand now, sirǃ It’s just like my tieǃ Two out of three times it gets stuck when I get out of my patrol vehicle, sirǃ

Holmesie often likes to sleep face down on the hard floor, just like a dead body!

We won’t rest until we’ve inspected every suspicious-looking crook and nanny!

It’s so sensitive, you could make it cry! It’s so hi-tech, you could sky dive off it!

Nghooooooohǃǃǃ

Sweetie... Drop porcupine head over there.

The defence summons its new witness, Mr Cracker the Parrot!

(What would Wocky have said? ...”That concert was wack.”)

Just remember this, Mr. Wright: Every time you point your finger, someone gets hurt.

And look at that strained face twisting in all those ways... and that oily sweat... hmm...

What!? You lost our Sacred Urn on a train!?

Alright, I have an idea. How about we call you Nick's Secret Fanboy Edgeworth from now on?

Of course the victim went flying through the air! You can see it right there in the sketch! ...Whooooosh!

”Go, go, Edgey! Do it! Prove it! Win! Win! Win!” (His cheering... It's as though I'm listening to the ominous caws of ravens!)

The prosecution is... Hmph.

Holmesie often likes to sleep face down on the hard floor, just like a dead body!

Hiding under that table would mean being surrounded by the four naked men, though.

Um... I know America exists.

Nghooooooohǃǃǃ

(By now, she's probably whipped me once for every year I've been alive...)

...You sure have one mean punch, Mr. Edgeworth! It's down-right fierce!

Oh, bother.

Ever since I arrived at this courtroom, and even still now, the fly on those unsightly black trousers of yours has been wide open.

Y'know, I was thinking... How do you address a Great Witch...? ”Hail to thee, oh magnificent magical one!” Or maybe just: ”Wassup, witchy baby?”

I can feel her sexy beam piercing my heart when she’s watching meǃ Seeeeeexy beam, I tell youǃ

I can feel her sexy beam piercing my heart when she’s watching meǃ Seeeeeexy beam, I tell youǃ

Oh, I assure you it's quite based.

I believe the defense was waxing poetic in an attempt to mystify those present... and impress women.

Nghooooooohǃǃǃ

That was the Cracker Song. Is it not crisp and full of flavour?

Why now... Why would your Lord Daddy...!?

Letter given to Mask☆DeMasque. ...Actually, more like ”taken”.

”The entrance to the abyss is barred to mere mortals like us, huh?” ”Oh well. That's what you call 'a swing and abyss'.”

”Hmm, I see. Then your line of questioning was just another waste of time.” ”Sadly for us, Your Honor, that is the nature of Wright and wrong.”

If you insult me, you insult all of Bohemia! I vill have ze army come and shoot all of your stupid balloons out of ze sky! All of zem!

We low earners have to stick together, pal! It's the only way!

Ah, my rawhide cow-skin 10-gallon hatǃ

Fun fact: Professor, did you know not all mushrooms are edible? Mystic Maya's Fun Fact of the Day!

...I don't care if I end up as a dollop of blue cheese dressing in my next life!

DOWN ON YOUR HANDSǃǃǃ FLOOR ON YOUR HEADǃǃǃ

Mommy, are prosecutors bad people?

I can feel her sexy beam piercing my heart when she’s watching meǃ Seeeeeexy beam, I tell youǃ

Oh, I assure you it's quite based.

I can feel her sexy beam piercing my heart when she’s watching meǃ Seeeeeexy beam, I tell youǃ

”Ah, the indescribable scent of that imported oil... Perfumers across the world should forget their secret formulae and use that instead!” ”What do you think, Miss Susato? Eau de Machine for your next birthday?”

(Great, I love nothing more than questioning tormented artists...)

Ever since I arrived at this courtroom, and even still now, the fly on those unsightly black trousers of yours has been wide open.

I held out pirozhki to starving boy, and he ran away crying.