That was the Cracker Song. Is it not crisp and full of flavour?

I can feel her sexy beam piercing my heart when she’s watching meǃ Seeeeeexy beam, I tell youǃ

Remember back in the old days, when you'd sit on my lap and call me Unky Boo Boo?

We won’t rest until we’ve inspected every suspicious-looking crook and nanny!

That’s it, sir! Last night, sir! That’s the one! I was an apple, sir, in my dream, sir, and I was… I was being peeled!

Cordyline stricta, palǃ

The defence summons its new witness, Mr Cracker the Parrot!

”Maybe they're trying to trick kids into thinking the police are some kind of band.” ”But that's just silly. Who'd name a band the 'police'?”

”It looks like every year, the Ringmaster made donations to charity... To the Robot Clown Research Center...” ”...You're kidding, right?” ”What!? They may be a perfectly reputable charity in the field of advanced tomfoolery!”

Are you saying an old man like me can't bumble around town and slip on a few roads?!

*rata-tat-tat-tat-tat...*

...I don't care if I end up as a dollop of blue cheese dressing in my next life!

The defence summons its new witness, Mr Cracker the Parrot!

What are we driving at? And whose car are we driving?

Revealing? Ooh, you’d like that, wouldn’t you. Naughty Mr. Lawyer...

Ooh, I like your swagger, Herr Forehead. Hit it.

Are you saying an old man like me can't bumble around town and slip on a few roads?!

A camera to the left of him! A notebook to the right! There I am, stuck in the middle with... Raiten Menimemo!

You betta be goin’ home in an armored truck tonight, if you know what I mean...

And I remember it quite well! It was ”smooth and hard”.

Unnecessary evidenced foisted onto Trucy.

Nghooooooohǃǃǃ

I was in that strawberry. I had some thinking to do.

The defence summons its new witness, Mr Cracker the Parrot!

Please throw me to the ground. Three times!

That's right! We're perfectly healthy, pal! That's our sole redeeming feature!

Don't talk to or about me.

”You know, I’ve been meaning to ask you... what do you mean when you say ’clue’?” ”... A bloody chainsaw, for instance...”

After all, to drop dead after a moderate licking by a small terrier… Most unseemly.

”He even moved this giant crate all by himself. Simon is such a nice guy!” ”That... sounds like something Simon would do.” (... While crying profusely.)

Don't talk to or about me.

Remember back in the old days, when you'd sit on my lap and call me Unky Boo Boo?

The terrible spectre! The terrapin inspector! The bloody torrent! The author's torment!

Please throw me to the ground. Three times!

Note to self: police investigations are like settling land.

After I call my witness, sit there quietly and watch like a good little boy.

Fun fact: Professor, did you know not all mushrooms are edible? Mystic Maya's Fun Fact of the Day!

(Wow, she must have just got off the trolley from the land of make-believe...)

Am I to understand you are objecting to the length of a second?

It is not appropriate for a lowly servant to speak of the family cat.

The defence summons its new witness, Mr Cracker the Parrot!

Don't talk to or about me.

Holmesie often likes to sleep face down on the hard floor, just like a dead body!

Holmesie often likes to sleep face down on the hard floor, just like a dead body!

(Did the judge take smart pills during the last recess?)

”Ah, the indescribable scent of that imported oil... Perfumers across the world should forget their secret formulae and use that instead!” ”What do you think, Miss Susato? Eau de Machine for your next birthday?”

I can feel her sexy beam piercing my heart when she’s watching meǃ Seeeeeexy beam, I tell youǃ

(Things are already confusing enough with all these daddies running around.)

For the sin you have just committed, you shall surely be reborn as a panda in your next life.

Prosecutor Gavin's Investigation Request signed with great reluctance.