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[Information Thread] This is Ace Attorney Bot, the successor to the Twitter bot of the same name. This bot posts one quote from across the Ace Attorney series per hour. Account owner:
@roxie.nyc
(nsfw, be's careful!)
over 1 year ago
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Nghooooooohǃǃǃ
18 minutes ago
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(... Ah, this takes me back. It’s been some time since Susato-san last threw me.)
about 1 hour ago
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Are suspicious people Russian... Or are Russians suspicious people...?
about 2 hours ago
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You may have a future yet as a slimy muckraker for a putrid third-rate tabloid!
about 3 hours ago
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(What is it about people lately that makes them all eat soap...?)
about 4 hours ago
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I believe the defense was waxing poetic in an attempt to mystify those present... and impress women.
about 5 hours ago
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Am I to understand you are objecting to the length of a second?
about 6 hours ago
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If you insult me, you insult all of Bohemia! I vill have ze army come and shoot all of your stupid balloons out of ze sky! All of zem!
about 7 hours ago
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Your ”scoo”?
about 8 hours ago
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(... Ah, this takes me back. It’s been some time since Susato-san last threw me.)
about 9 hours ago
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”My dear inspector, please, speak freely. Pretend that I'm not here.” ”Believe me, if I could do that, life would be a whole lot simpler for me.”
about 10 hours ago
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Fun fact: Professor, did you know not all mushrooms are edible? Mystic Maya's Fun Fact of the Day!
about 11 hours ago
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”I've given the dog a proper title an' everyfin'. It's Chief Inspector Toby to you!” (More senior than Inspector Gregson, is he?)
about 12 hours ago
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And you’re showing this to me, the lunch lady, why? That’s like showing a fine honeyed ham to a detectiveǃ
about 13 hours ago
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Unnecessary evidenced foisted onto Trucy.
about 14 hours ago
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People are jealous of my roguishly cool ”detective look”, pal.
about 15 hours ago
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”We can sit down with our clients, snug and warm, and drink hot cocoaǃ” ”And what, talk about murders?”
about 16 hours ago
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”I just roped me a steer with this here lasso. It was a’-bellowin’ ’Moo, palǃ Mooǃ’”
about 17 hours ago
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(Ladies and gentlemen, I present: Brother Dumb and Brother Dumber...)
about 18 hours ago
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I don’t think our opinions on scooping tools will ever align.
about 19 hours ago
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M-M-Mr. Wright!! Y-Y-You… You want to kill me… You want me dead... DON’T YOU!?!?
about 20 hours ago
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(Argh! That's ridiculous! If only I was allowed to lift up her dress, I could prove it!)
about 21 hours ago
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Am I to understand you are objecting to the length of a second?
about 22 hours ago
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We low earners have to stick together, pal! It's the only way!
about 23 hours ago
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Thank goodness it wasn’t a cane-sword, or else the victim would’ve stabbed her own foot!
1 day ago
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Do unto others before they do unto youǃ That’s the Meekins family motto, sirǃ
1 day ago
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”Me as a traffic cop. Me as a detention officer. Me as the Blue Badger...” (...There’s something to be said about the humor value of Gumshoe as the Blue Badger.)
1 day ago
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(What was my objection, chopped liverǃ?)
1 day ago
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”My dear inspector, please, speak freely. Pretend that I'm not here.” ”Believe me, if I could do that, life would be a whole lot simpler for me.”
1 day ago
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Anyway, I hope Ms. Cykes didn't stub her toes on her teeth as her foot entered her mouth.
1 day ago
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Um... Yes, Ms. von Karma... I broke the door down. Sorry.
1 day ago
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I know -- I'll put you on my show. We'll get one of those cartoon anvils to fall on your head.
1 day ago
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You’re just a shallow man who can only slam on desks and point at people for fun.
1 day ago
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That was the Cracker Song. Is it not crisp and full of flavour?
1 day ago
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I don’t think our opinions on scooping tools will ever align.
1 day ago
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DOWN ON YOUR HANDSǃǃǃ FLOOR ON YOUR HEADǃǃǃ
1 day ago
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(Being called a ”boy” even though I'm already 34... it's certainly a rare experience.)
1 day ago
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”Golden-Ager”? Don't you dare send me off to the retirement home yet, sonny!
1 day ago
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”The entrance to the abyss is barred to mere mortals like us, huh?” ”Oh well. That's what you call 'a swing and abyss'.”
1 day ago
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The defence summons its new witness, Mr Cracker the Parrot!
1 day ago
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But if you catch tasty fishies, will you sell me some at a good price?
1 day ago
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I swing, therefore I whip! That is my philosophy.
1 day ago
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So when you run out of paint, you Americans use gravy as a substitute, I see.
2 days ago
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”Lord Chief Justice Stronghart granted us permission to investigate. On the condition that we didn't disturb anything.” ”...And yet you've managed to disturb me.”
2 days ago
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Um, maybe I shouldn’t be saying this... But he definitely did it. Murder. At least once. Maybe twice.
2 days ago
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*rata-tat-tat-tat-tat...*
2 days ago
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Please throw me to the ground. Three times!
2 days ago
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Whatǃ? ”Police Department Makes Fatal Error” What do I doǃ? Quickǃ Someone bring me the classifiedsǃ Help Wanted sectionǃǃǃ
2 days ago
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I can feel her sexy beam piercing my heart when she’s watching meǃ Seeeeeexy beam, I tell youǃ
2 days ago
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I wonder if Mr Beate will ever be dragged into the Thames by his scarf...
2 days ago
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