Ace Attorney Bot
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[Information Thread] This is Ace Attorney Bot, the successor to the Twitter bot of the same name. This bot posts one quote from across the Ace Attorney series per hour. Account owner:
@roxie.nyc
(nsfw, be's careful!)
over 1 year ago
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Nghooooooohǃǃǃ
about 1 hour ago
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Y'know, I was thinking... How do you address a Great Witch...? ”Hail to thee, oh magnificent magical one!” Or maybe just: ”Wassup, witchy baby?”
about 2 hours ago
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...You do know that there are no such things as lawyer cooties, right?
about 3 hours ago
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I don’t think our opinions on scooping tools will ever align.
about 4 hours ago
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No, Udgeyǃ Don’t listen to his liesǃ
about 5 hours ago
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(Like sand through the hourglass, so are the Days of the Circus...)
about 6 hours ago
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”That's strange. Where did the other three bullets go?” ”...Maybe Dhurke ate them.”
about 7 hours ago
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”?” ”Don’t ’?’ meǃ”
about 8 hours ago
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And look at that strained face twisting in all those ways... and that oily sweat... hmm...
about 9 hours ago
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The defence summons its new witness, Mr Cracker the Parrot!
about 10 hours ago
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Cry, and my whip will accommodate.
about 11 hours ago
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I held out pirozhki to starving boy, and he ran away crying.
about 12 hours ago
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Are suspicious people Russian... Or are Russians suspicious people...?
about 13 hours ago
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Hmph... Could you please not call me ”Miley.”
about 14 hours ago
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”Use the trash can, Nick!”
about 15 hours ago
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Ruh rohǃ
about 16 hours ago
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Lamiroir, fingering Daryan Crescend.
about 17 hours ago
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Anyway, I hope Ms. Cykes didn't stub her toes on her teeth as her foot entered her mouth.
about 18 hours ago
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What the hell do samurai sing about? Chopping off heads?
about 19 hours ago
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We low earners have to stick together, pal! It's the only way!
about 20 hours ago
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You shall live a short, inconsequential life, only to be brutally devoured by a sea otter.
about 21 hours ago
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Coolǃ This lady’s got a whipǃ
about 22 hours ago
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Nghooooooohǃǃǃ
about 23 hours ago
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Nghooooooohǃǃǃ
1 day ago
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(Argh! That's ridiculous! If only I was allowed to lift up her dress, I could prove it!)
1 day ago
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Are you saying an old man like me can't bumble around town and slip on a few roads?!
1 day ago
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”I think it's French. This must be very expensive water.” ”Yes, but what does it say? That's what I was asking.” ”Then go to France and ask.”
1 day ago
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...Edgeworth is still as emotionally constipated as ever, I see.
1 day ago
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A camera to the left of him! A notebook to the right! There I am, stuck in the middle with... Raiten Menimemo!
1 day ago
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(What is it about people lately that makes them all eat soap...?)
1 day ago
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The terrible spectre! The terrapin inspector! The bloody torrent! The author's torment!
1 day ago
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You’re just a shallow man who can only slam on desks and point at people for fun.
1 day ago
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”My dear inspector, please, speak freely. Pretend that I'm not here.” ”Believe me, if I could do that, life would be a whole lot simpler for me.”
1 day ago
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”Attached”? I'm not some kind of robot, Apollo!
1 day ago
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(Why am I being treated to a view of someone else's underwear...?)
1 day ago
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I'll squeeze my head as many times as it takes to win this trial!
1 day ago
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Mommyǃ Is that man in blue a murderer?
1 day ago
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(Whatever floats your tea set...)
1 day ago
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We had a department party the other day, and when I got home I was wearing the boss’s shoes!
1 day ago
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After all, to drop dead after a moderate licking by a small terrier… Most unseemly.
1 day ago
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Holmesie often likes to sleep face down on the hard floor, just like a dead body!
1 day ago
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I swing, therefore I whip! That is my philosophy.
2 days ago
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You sent that painting to him, didn’t youǃ As a signǃ A sign of undying loveǃ
2 days ago
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Nghooooooohǃǃǃ
2 days ago
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Nghooooooohǃǃǃ
2 days ago
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Don't talk to or about me.
2 days ago
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It’s so sensitive, you could make it cry! It’s so hi-tech, you could sky dive off it!
2 days ago
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Snipperwhapperǃ
2 days ago
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I doubt that even an alligator can ingest a 33 pound weight.
2 days ago
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The defence summons its new witness, Mr Cracker the Parrot!
2 days ago
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