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[Information Thread] This is Ace Attorney Bot, the successor to the Twitter bot of the same name. This bot posts one quote from across the Ace Attorney series per hour. Account owner:
@roxie.nyc
(nsfw, be's careful!)
about 1 year ago
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That was the Cracker Song. Is it not crisp and full of flavour?
about 1 hour ago
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I can feel her sexy beam piercing my heart when sheâs watching meÇ Seeeeeexy beam, I tell youÇ
about 3 hours ago
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Remember back in the old days, when you'd sit on my lap and call me Unky Boo Boo?
about 5 hours ago
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We wonât rest until weâve inspected every suspicious-looking crook and nanny!
about 8 hours ago
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Thatâs it, sir! Last night, sir! Thatâs the one! I was an apple, sir, in my dream, sir, and I was⊠I was being peeled!
about 10 hours ago
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Cordyline stricta, palÇ
about 11 hours ago
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The defence summons its new witness, Mr Cracker the Parrot!
about 12 hours ago
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âMaybe they're trying to trick kids into thinking the police are some kind of band.â âBut that's just silly. Who'd name a band the 'police'?â
about 13 hours ago
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âIt looks like every year, the Ringmaster made donations to charity... To the Robot Clown Research Center...â â...You're kidding, right?â âWhat!? They may be a perfectly reputable charity in the field of advanced tomfoolery!â
about 14 hours ago
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Are you saying an old man like me can't bumble around town and slip on a few roads?!
about 15 hours ago
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*rata-tat-tat-tat-tat...*
about 16 hours ago
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...I don't care if I end up as a dollop of blue cheese dressing in my next life!
about 17 hours ago
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The defence summons its new witness, Mr Cracker the Parrot!
about 18 hours ago
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What are we driving at? And whose car are we driving?
about 19 hours ago
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Revealing? Ooh, youâd like that, wouldnât you. Naughty Mr. Lawyer...
about 20 hours ago
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Ooh, I like your swagger, Herr Forehead. Hit it.
about 21 hours ago
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Are you saying an old man like me can't bumble around town and slip on a few roads?!
about 22 hours ago
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A camera to the left of him! A notebook to the right! There I am, stuck in the middle with... Raiten Menimemo!
about 23 hours ago
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You betta be goinâ home in an armored truck tonight, if you know what I mean...
about 23 hours ago
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And I remember it quite well! It was âsmooth and hardâ.
about 23 hours ago
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Unnecessary evidenced foisted onto Trucy.
1 day ago
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NghooooooohÇÇÇ
1 day ago
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I was in that strawberry. I had some thinking to do.
1 day ago
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The defence summons its new witness, Mr Cracker the Parrot!
1 day ago
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Please throw me to the ground. Three times!
1 day ago
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That's right! We're perfectly healthy, pal! That's our sole redeeming feature!
1 day ago
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Don't talk to or about me.
1 day ago
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âYou know, Iâve been meaning to ask you... what do you mean when you say âclueâ?â â... A bloody chainsaw, for instance...â
1 day ago
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After all, to drop dead after a moderate licking by a small terrier⊠Most unseemly.
1 day ago
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âHe even moved this giant crate all by himself. Simon is such a nice guy!â âThat... sounds like something Simon would do.â (... While crying profusely.)
1 day ago
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Don't talk to or about me.
1 day ago
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Remember back in the old days, when you'd sit on my lap and call me Unky Boo Boo?
1 day ago
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The terrible spectre! The terrapin inspector! The bloody torrent! The author's torment!
1 day ago
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Please throw me to the ground. Three times!
1 day ago
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Note to self: police investigations are like settling land.
1 day ago
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After I call my witness, sit there quietly and watch like a good little boy.
1 day ago
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Fun fact: Professor, did you know not all mushrooms are edible? Mystic Maya's Fun Fact of the Day!
1 day ago
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(Wow, she must have just got off the trolley from the land of make-believe...)
2 days ago
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Am I to understand you are objecting to the length of a second?
2 days ago
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It is not appropriate for a lowly servant to speak of the family cat.
2 days ago
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The defence summons its new witness, Mr Cracker the Parrot!
2 days ago
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Don't talk to or about me.
2 days ago
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Holmesie often likes to sleep face down on the hard floor, just like a dead body!
2 days ago
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Holmesie often likes to sleep face down on the hard floor, just like a dead body!
2 days ago
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(Did the judge take smart pills during the last recess?)
2 days ago
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âAh, the indescribable scent of that imported oil... Perfumers across the world should forget their secret formulae and use that instead!â âWhat do you think, Miss Susato? Eau de Machine for your next birthday?â
2 days ago
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I can feel her sexy beam piercing my heart when sheâs watching meÇ Seeeeeexy beam, I tell youÇ
2 days ago
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(Things are already confusing enough with all these daddies running around.)
2 days ago
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For the sin you have just committed, you shall surely be reborn as a panda in your next life.
2 days ago
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Prosecutor Gavin's Investigation Request signed with great reluctance.
2 days ago
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