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[Information Thread] This is Ace Attorney Bot, the successor to the Twitter bot of the same name. This bot posts one quote from across the Ace Attorney series per hour. Account owner:
@roxie.nyc
(nsfw, be's careful!)
about 1 year ago
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(By now, she's probably whipped me once for every year I've been alive...)
33 minutes ago
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(Ladies and gentlemen, I present: Brother Dumb and Brother Dumber...)
about 2 hours ago
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Oh, I understand now, sirǃ It’s just like my tieǃ Two out of three times it gets stuck when I get out of my patrol vehicle, sirǃ
about 3 hours ago
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Holmesie often likes to sleep face down on the hard floor, just like a dead body!
about 4 hours ago
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We won’t rest until we’ve inspected every suspicious-looking crook and nanny!
about 5 hours ago
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It’s so sensitive, you could make it cry! It’s so hi-tech, you could sky dive off it!
about 6 hours ago
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Nghooooooohǃǃǃ
about 7 hours ago
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Sweetie... Drop porcupine head over there.
about 8 hours ago
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The defence summons its new witness, Mr Cracker the Parrot!
about 9 hours ago
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(What would Wocky have said? ...”That concert was wack.”)
about 10 hours ago
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Just remember this, Mr. Wright: Every time you point your finger, someone gets hurt.
about 11 hours ago
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And look at that strained face twisting in all those ways... and that oily sweat... hmm...
about 12 hours ago
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What!? You lost our Sacred Urn on a train!?
about 13 hours ago
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Alright, I have an idea. How about we call you Nick's Secret Fanboy Edgeworth from now on?
about 14 hours ago
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Of course the victim went flying through the air! You can see it right there in the sketch! ...Whooooosh!
about 15 hours ago
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”Go, go, Edgey! Do it! Prove it! Win! Win! Win!” (His cheering... It's as though I'm listening to the ominous caws of ravens!)
about 16 hours ago
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The prosecution is... Hmph.
about 17 hours ago
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Holmesie often likes to sleep face down on the hard floor, just like a dead body!
about 18 hours ago
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Hiding under that table would mean being surrounded by the four naked men, though.
about 19 hours ago
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Um... I know America exists.
about 20 hours ago
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Nghooooooohǃǃǃ
about 21 hours ago
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(By now, she's probably whipped me once for every year I've been alive...)
about 22 hours ago
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...You sure have one mean punch, Mr. Edgeworth! It's down-right fierce!
about 23 hours ago
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Oh, bother.
about 24 hours ago
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Ever since I arrived at this courtroom, and even still now, the fly on those unsightly black trousers of yours has been wide open.
1 day ago
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Y'know, I was thinking... How do you address a Great Witch...? ”Hail to thee, oh magnificent magical one!” Or maybe just: ”Wassup, witchy baby?”
1 day ago
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I can feel her sexy beam piercing my heart when she’s watching meǃ Seeeeeexy beam, I tell youǃ
1 day ago
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I can feel her sexy beam piercing my heart when she’s watching meǃ Seeeeeexy beam, I tell youǃ
1 day ago
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Oh, I assure you it's quite based.
1 day ago
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I believe the defense was waxing poetic in an attempt to mystify those present... and impress women.
1 day ago
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Nghooooooohǃǃǃ
1 day ago
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That was the Cracker Song. Is it not crisp and full of flavour?
1 day ago
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Why now... Why would your Lord Daddy...!?
1 day ago
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Letter given to Mask☆DeMasque. ...Actually, more like ”taken”.
1 day ago
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”The entrance to the abyss is barred to mere mortals like us, huh?” ”Oh well. That's what you call 'a swing and abyss'.”
1 day ago
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”Hmm, I see. Then your line of questioning was just another waste of time.” ”Sadly for us, Your Honor, that is the nature of Wright and wrong.”
1 day ago
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If you insult me, you insult all of Bohemia! I vill have ze army come and shoot all of your stupid balloons out of ze sky! All of zem!
1 day ago
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We low earners have to stick together, pal! It's the only way!
1 day ago
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Ah, my rawhide cow-skin 10-gallon hatǃ
1 day ago
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Fun fact: Professor, did you know not all mushrooms are edible? Mystic Maya's Fun Fact of the Day!
1 day ago
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...I don't care if I end up as a dollop of blue cheese dressing in my next life!
1 day ago
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DOWN ON YOUR HANDSǃǃǃ FLOOR ON YOUR HEADǃǃǃ
1 day ago
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Mommy, are prosecutors bad people?
2 days ago
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I can feel her sexy beam piercing my heart when she’s watching meǃ Seeeeeexy beam, I tell youǃ
2 days ago
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Oh, I assure you it's quite based.
2 days ago
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I can feel her sexy beam piercing my heart when she’s watching meǃ Seeeeeexy beam, I tell youǃ
2 days ago
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”Ah, the indescribable scent of that imported oil... Perfumers across the world should forget their secret formulae and use that instead!” ”What do you think, Miss Susato? Eau de Machine for your next birthday?”
2 days ago
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(Great, I love nothing more than questioning tormented artists...)
2 days ago
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Ever since I arrived at this courtroom, and even still now, the fly on those unsightly black trousers of yours has been wide open.
2 days ago
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I held out pirozhki to starving boy, and he ran away crying.
2 days ago
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