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[Information Thread] This is Ace Attorney Bot, the successor to the Twitter bot of the same name. This bot posts one quote from across the Ace Attorney series per hour. Account owner:
@roxie.nyc
(nsfw, be's careful!)
11 months ago
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I hope you're ready to slam on some desks, because we're gonna do some serious pressing here!
15 minutes ago
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(Looks like the thief was the one applying pressure... On your pidgeony head, that is.)
about 1 hour ago
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”Wait just a moment, Sir Old-Timer!” ”Don’t talk to me like I’m living in a nursing home!”
about 2 hours ago
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The defence summons its new witness, Mr Cracker the Parrot!
about 3 hours ago
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Lamiroir, fingering Daryan Crescend.
about 4 hours ago
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I even brought him a California roll.
about 5 hours ago
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We’re so lovey-wuvey we literally make people sickǃ It’s just jealousy, I think...
about 6 hours ago
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After all, to drop dead after a moderate licking by a small terrier… Most unseemly.
about 7 hours ago
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”Some thin stranger with cheesy toe skin,” you say?
about 8 hours ago
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I can feel her sexy beam piercing my heart when she’s watching meǃ Seeeeeexy beam, I tell youǃ
about 9 hours ago
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Excuse you! Do you see any snot on my face, Apollo?!
about 10 hours ago
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If you insult me, you insult all of Bohemia! I vill have ze army come and shoot all of your stupid balloons out of ze sky! All of zem!
about 11 hours ago
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...I would like you to add your so-called sensitive understanding of a woman to your testimony.
about 12 hours ago
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Are you saying an old man like me can't bumble around town and slip on a few roads?!
about 13 hours ago
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...You do know that there are no such things as lawyer cooties, right?
about 14 hours ago
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Ooh, I like your swagger, Herr Forehead. Hit it.
about 16 hours ago
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Note to self: if you encounter suspicious evidence, think of Texas.
about 17 hours ago
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So? How did my weenies taste when they went down the hatch?
about 18 hours ago
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I tried to have a monkey-to-monkey talk with him... I really did.
about 19 hours ago
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Are you saying an old man like me can't bumble around town and slip on a few roads?!
about 20 hours ago
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(Should I be grateful this coffee's only hot enough to give me 1st degree burns...?)
about 21 hours ago
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I swing, therefore I whip! That is my philosophy.
about 22 hours ago
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(Great, I love nothing more than questioning tormented artists...)
about 23 hours ago
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Whatever the case, I cannot even consider a world in which one is not free to slurp upon one's spaghetti...
about 24 hours ago
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Don't talk to or about me.
1 day ago
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Are you saying an old man like me can't bumble around town and slip on a few roads?!
1 day ago
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Note to self: Detective Gumshoe talks to a cactus...
1 day ago
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I hope you're ready to slam on some desks, because we're gonna do some serious pressing here!
1 day ago
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”He does wonders, cleaning up London's streets. In my opinion, he should be named an honorary maid of the capital.” ”...Mr Sholmes? ...A maid?”
1 day ago
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You can show me pictures of strange boys all you like. But you could at least say something like ”I'm this boy”. I could use a laugh.
1 day ago
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Y'know, I was thinking... How do you address a Great Witch...? ”Hail to thee, oh magnificent magical one!” Or maybe just: ”Wassup, witchy baby?”
1 day ago
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......You’re really mean, pal.
1 day ago
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Shut your piehole, maggot! It'll be a scorching day in Siberia before a lowly private like you orders me around!
1 day ago
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Letter given to Mask☆DeMasque. ...Actually, more like ”taken”.
1 day ago
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I can feel her sexy beam piercing my heart when she’s watching meǃ Seeeeeexy beam, I tell youǃ
1 day ago
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I can feel her sexy beam piercing my heart when she’s watching meǃ Seeeeeexy beam, I tell youǃ
1 day ago
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And this one says ”Sensitive enough for a baby, strong enough for a mime.”
1 day ago
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After all, to drop dead after a moderate licking by a small terrier… Most unseemly.
1 day ago
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Your ”scoo”?
1 day ago
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Remember back in the old days, when you'd sit on my lap and call me Unky Boo Boo?
1 day ago
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I can feel her sexy beam piercing my heart when she’s watching meǃ Seeeeeexy beam, I tell youǃ
1 day ago
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”But don't worry, Mr. Edgeworth. I wouldn't do anything like hiding your fuzzy slippers.” (...Since when have I ever worn fuzzy slippers!?)
2 days ago
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I don’t think our opinions on scooping tools will ever align.
2 days ago
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Fun fact: Professor, did you know not all mushrooms are edible? Mystic Maya's Fun Fact of the Day!
2 days ago
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”Lord Chief Justice Stronghart granted us permission to investigate. On the condition that we didn't disturb anything.” ”...And yet you've managed to disturb me.”
2 days ago
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Nghooooooohǃǃǃ
2 days ago
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Nghooooooohǃǃǃ
2 days ago
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I don’t think our opinions on scooping tools will ever align.
2 days ago
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Holmesie often likes to sleep face down on the hard floor, just like a dead body!
2 days ago
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Sergeant Bruce Goodman, ID: YABADAB
2 days ago
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