good morning substance abusers

I am %name, %class.

Thinkin about how “it’s not for me” can mean “I know so much about this because of how much I hate it. But I don’t hate you” Like deflecting someone with an open palm while the other clearly holds a sheathed blade, as a gesture of peace

Was wondering if all snow starts up slowly with near invisible, glittering dust Right as a single, fat flake flutters outside my window

Nude mods

The cowardly straight writer: “if I put a Marquis de Sade reference in the background, people will know the dom is evil and think I’m clever 🫣” The queer pornographer: “Here are the inspiring texts, you can probably still get off without them though.”

any given gaming youtuber before revealing they have the cultural understanding of a 12 year old: "brutalism, "

incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests

you want it? its yours, my friend

getting some stuff done around the home, both creative and productive, after a long drought i may in fact have been `depressed` for several months

hearing that Guillermo del Toro was a fan of "Gadget: Invention, Travel, & Adventure" checks out yea lol

Time to bring this back

timber

It gave us the great Disco Elysium Vance video:

FACE. OF THE KILLER starting soon! twitch.tv/thevoiceofdog

cw: (anal) vore Hush barely stood a chance against Naomi’s ass… Naomi: @airbornecervine.bsky.social Art: yoelrabbit

Pay to be there, pay to show games there, pay to watch, pay to advertise, pay to report on it, is anyone in this industry getting paid who isn't Geoff?

What’s this one even supposed to do? Wouldn’t it apply to every post until verified?

If you ever question if your fanfic is too self indulgent please remember that’s actually the point of fanfiction

One of the outstanding bits of Avatar's Magic designs is having cards that are clearly and cleanly flavored mechanically for a character/event in Avatar, but also match up with Magic Mechanics/Design Language in a way that converses with older designs. I want to look at some cards that best do this

(cw blood / body horror) Tormented One 🥰 #fearandhunger #funger

Bigby if Faerûn were not a land of cowardice

I met someone who said they’d only start a game if they thought they could get 100% of the achievements THE most unhinged way to approach media I’ve ever seen

Papal Bull for the Cardinal Cuck

Need to actually make a list of anime I want to watch and then follow through Even if ONLY to resolve my inner question of “hey what was blue sub 6?”

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Need a Bluesky feed of only (Rude) posts

adios motherfucker

andrew cuomo ran one of the worst political campaigns in modern history but i think my favorite part was in this ai ad, the pregnant bill cited chatgpt as a source and a chatgpt phone walks onto the screen and goes “that’s right”

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MEGAMIND!!!!!!!!!!!!! This alien and his tendencies to make me remember good times and glee~ wooooooooooooooooooohh!!!! #Megamind #fanart #dreamworks #alien #blue

Legends 🌟 #nightinthewoods x #animalcrossing

i swear, twitter & social media algorithms have poisoned so many minds, myself included, but im here to tell you oomfs, none of this comes with us when we die. you gotta indulge, you gotta release ur inhibitions feel the rain on your skin. dont second guess leaving that reply or dm or repost. LIVE!!

my leftist in-fighting pet peeve is that leftists are very often garbage at convincing people of their ideals and the matching hypocrisy is that I don’t know how to effectively convince leftists of that

Someone at work was trying to show off some image gen garbage but couldn’t figure out why everything was turning flat blue and had googly eyes? And a long tongue? I acted just as confused and suggested some different words but drew no attention to every prompt’s use of capital G “Gooey”

bluesky mods retire bitch

Back in the cohost days I made this based off the dream somebody else had and I just had to make it somewhat real. This did severals!

grungler cultural victory

working on a theory that the appeal of star trek is that it is unisex yaoi. the men are all yaoi of course. but also the het couples are yaoi. even the lesbians are yaoi. pretty much everyone regardless of gender is a repressed navyman torn between love and duty in one form or another

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

Oh a cluster headache at work, that’s a new one. These are supposed to be 1am companions

Probably modern realism, especially in domestic settings “Who’s car should we take” hits different when one possible driver is 4 times the size of another

I’m def still more sick than I thought because someone posted a screen shot from a game and I had to put my phone down to not say “weird seeing him with all this clothes on”

I need a sona draw-over with this

I couldn’t imagine getting this highbrow of a joke in any current cartoon, current SpongeBob included

last repost, I do not often consider the fact that I am isolated from any queer community in real life spaces because of how astonishingly comprehensive that isolation is

I don't think I've come across a poem that taps into my ethos when it comes to navigating queer community within the context of a hostile world as much as "We Have Enough Dead Friends" by Lena Oleanderson. I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.

LIVING for that laugh in the last second