Watching the Doctor Who library episodes and god, I LOVE a dutch angle 😍

Yesterday’s camera roll is leaking

Mirror, mirror, on the wall…

Hands down best envelope I’ve ever been handed

Mirror, mirror, on the wall…

A much needed replacement for my ancient iPad from someone very special. Thanks, love 😘

It is once again that season where I have to re-learn how to not stare at women’s tits while they walk around in their cute little summer outfits 😍

American Kestrel (Falco sparverius) by Steve Gettle

Thanks to a special someone for outfitting me for my birthday 😘

Thanks to a special someone for outfitting me for my birthday 😘

It’s my birthday week, and I WILL be celebrating for a full seven days 🥳🤭 updating my wishlist tonight if anyone wants to send me a sweet something to congratulate me for making it another year 😇

It’s my birthday week, and I WILL be celebrating for a full seven days 🥳🤭 updating my wishlist tonight if anyone wants to send me a sweet something to congratulate me for making it another year 😇

If you’re an angel, can I be your god?

I could literally always use a massage

I could literally always use a massage

Femme fatale 🔪

Femme fatale 🔪

Missing Japan 🌸

Missing Japan 🌸

Riding my e-scooter around in my little outfits and heels is maybe my favorite warm weather activity 😇

Met the sweetest kitten on vacation in the Caribbean 🥹 makes me want to get a little guy to keep my cat company!

Strawberries, currants, and gooseberries, n.d., by #MariaSibyllaMerian (German, 1647–1717), who was born #otd, Apr 2. Held by the Albertina, sammlungenonline.albertina.at/objects/1041... #womenartists #hernaturalhistory #artherstory

Now that it’s officially Aries season I’m going to ask for my #1 birthday wish 🥰 I’ve had Loubs on my wishlist for forever but what I would really love is for someone to take me shopping in person for a pair and watch me try them on and then have a brunch or dinner date afterwards…could this be you?

City lights

The wandering violin mantis, Gongylus gongylodes, dazzles with its steampunk-like appearance and masterful camouflage in the wild. A true marvel of nature's design.

Walking work of art 🎨

More clients should sponsor swerker4swerker date nights where I take out a SW friend for a romantic evening and we get it on to spoil each other sexually because we deserve this too! Clients can send funds and know we are pampering each other in all the best ways on your dime.

I could steal your girl, but I’d rather share 😘

Timeline cleanser. #kitty

Soft, with purpose.

I am coming here to remind you how much you care about my sleep and you that you care so much so that may have gone to the Ozlo Sleep Buds website or my throne to get them to me for my princess sleep ❤️ thank youuuuuu

One thousand days of screaming . . .

Walking work of art 🎨

Ready to take a spin? 🌪️😜

Los Angeles, I’m as charmed as ever, and have time for one last rendezvous this Tuesday. Sweep me off my feet? #oursky #dateLA

Making memories across the world. Will you be one of them? 🥀

🌺🥀🌸

Babydoll 💕

Date idea: we go to the Brooklyn Botanic Garden for peak cherry blossom season (early to mid-April) and frolic in the flowers

Golden girl ✨

Favorite books I’ve read so far this year 📕

Golden girl ✨

Date idea: we go to the Brooklyn Botanic Garden for peak cherry blossom season (early to mid-April) and frolic in the flowers

Did I make you do a double-take?

In case you were thinking about pinching me today ☘️

Currently

What inspired everyone’s name? I feel like mine are…pretty obvious

The easiest way to my heart is to book me a room with a nice bathtub 🛀