for now with the current climate, i will no longer be using ξmmεrγη ΗΔrρεr on my accounts. Aphreditto is me tho

OH MY GOD i wish i wasnt poor

with all of my love for all of my life, happy 10th anniversary, Aurora ❤️🧡💛

with all of my love for all of my life, happy 10th anniversary, Aurora ❤️🧡💛

trump seems to be taking the bannon strategy, in at least the public messaging, which was the most obvious direction to pivot

Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday

someone needs to make a dino-horror movie taking the *birds evolved from dinosaurs* route so that they creepily imitate human language while hunting. maybe even repeating phrases they picked up from previous human victims

whats Upjohn?

got a 2nd wii u for my birthday follow me on miiverse >:3

tfw you spend way too long on a dumb pretendo miiverse post and then the server has connection issues and you cant post it

chat... is this a psyop?

gendered medication bottles 🐚✨

wip

yeah, trump has a "mandate" alright... with vladimir putin!

"transition won't solve all your problems" yeah and neither will changing out that faucet that keeps leaking, but they will both solve the specific problems they are solutions to

Under this theory, there is also nothing that prevents them from shipping *American citizens* to a gulag in El Salvador and saying "nothing we can do."

would have never thought that swapping my penis for a vagina would topple american dominance on the world stage i am more powerful than i ever knew

so thankful that the economy is getting absolutely cooked so that we can bring back factory jobs to the us and by factory jobs i mean automated robotics run by a few engineers the mid-1900s are never coming back no matter any policy ever. stop romanticizing it

millennials get fucked, the sequel

loomie

loomie

you know its bad when you're on benzos and this shit is stressing you out

three girls like this fuckass dog???

i need a chemistry major to hmu

large language models are basically giant plinko machines

>trump posting HISTORIC hole trump: "SOME HAVE SAID THIS IS THE MOST IMPRESSIVE HOLE, MAYBE EVEN EVER. PERHAPS MORE WASHED THAN PRESIDENT WASHINGTON HIMSELF." >democrats pass out strongly worded flyers at bingo night republicans: "this is unprecidented disrespect from the democrats"

democrats. i promise you. if you just behave yourselves ONE more time, the right wing media will finally stop calling you evil and disruptive and bad. and THEN (oh boy let me tell you...) THEN republicans will treat you fairly.

boomer take but apps that automatically turn ascii smiley faces into emojis instead are destroying cherished relics of the internet's golden age

"Violators found to be 'misrepresenting their purpose of travel or sex' could be deemed permanently ineligible for future U.S. visas, according to the memo." www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

we should stop using "flood the zone" to refer to trump's strategy. "3 shell game" is more accurate the classic con

the deep church lol

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the Ghost of Kyiv has been doing overtime bbc.com/news/videos/...

if you aestheticize evil you can cause it to be received figuratively instead of literally you also benefit from being more outrageous, not less: if you are far enough over the line, people go into denial nowhere is this more clear than the Inauguration Thing

valentines 🩷

unironically i think democratic orgs should start offering campaign donation bounties for the first republicans to defy trump

🚨BIG SCOOP: Musk’s DOGE Teen Was Fired By Cybersecurity Firm for Leaking Company Secrets Edward Coristine posted online that he had retained access to the firm’s servers. Now he has access to sensitive government information. 🎁 www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

RETURN bsky.app/profile/meid...

Would you call a jewish top a dreidel

we have charles barkley and stephen a smith we can’t lose

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new hair 😌😌

nyah!

going to start reposting some of my X threads that i think have some value here on bluesky soon 🫡