Welcome to the stage, Gale Force!

Going to a wedding today and it’s going to be 40 fucking degrees

The Pluribus has a favourite song, and it’s With Arms Wide Open by Creed

Put the Pluribus on Dancing With The Stars

I will join the Pluribus and convert it to Christianity

Ah, yes, the two uses

I tore one of my favourite oversized shirts a few years ago and only just got it repaired and I put it on this morning and it now fits me exactly 😬

Rian Johnson has made… a Christian text??

My Spotify Wrapped told me I am a perfect unique little angel with exquisite taste and a hot body

In honour of Advent here’s my Advent Apocalypse playlist, of songs about death and justice and the culmination of all things. Always open to suggestions of songs to add, too open.spotify.com/playlist/5b7...

Happy birthday to my husband @james2theb.bsky.social! I love you so much (And thank you to @verediex.bsky.social for illustrating his birthday card again this year)

Folks, they did it. Left the Christmas wreath up for so long it’s now the first day of Advent and it makes sense for it to be there again

Got locked out of our AirBnB last night and let me tell you, when something goes wrong with AirBnB it really goes wrong and you are on your own

The best liturgical season is coming up where you think about death and the apocalypse and have a little treat every day

It’s probably just that we share a first language but there’s something about how this pope can deliver a line

Honestly the thing that feels fake to me even though I know it’s not is that cooking oil counts toward your calorie intake

I’ve also only had one Thanksgiving and it was in Northern California and we deep fried a whole turkey in a giant vat of oil. It was good

It’s November

Discourse about whether turkey is good food or not

I started a blog at the age of 17 on MSN Spaces which led me to make a YouTube channel in 2007, right before the global financial crisis forced me to move to an ecumenical pilgrimage site on the other side of the world

He said "Amen" straight into the drop Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible

Meanwhile, do I restart my Animal Crossing island (insane) or boot up Stardew Valley on Steam again (less insane)

I’ve lived in my neighbourhood for five years now and it’s just long enough to be clocking certain characters. I bet people clock me walking around too. I sit at the pub and people watch and I recognise like 20% of the people. It’s nice

I hate shoe shopping the most in the whole world and I always seem to be shoe shopping ahhh

Spelling it “thingking”

Do you have particular Pokémon you always give the same nickname? If I catch a Ghastly, its name is ALWAYS Cheesecake

Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.

I’m one of the guests on Download This Show this week, talking about ‘Christian AI’ www.abc.net.au/listen/progr...

Summer lewk

A reminder for the morning crowd, there’s a new edition of my newsletter out.

New Modern Relics! These anti-ICE protests are distinctly online, and distinctly religious. www.modernrelics.email/one-big-frog...

Take me back to the weekend 😭

To be clear, I genuinely love this bar. But what the fuck is going on with this happy hour poster

*Finds out about an Ancient Greek/Roman goddess* Oh wow Lovecraft used her in one of his stories. [three minutes later] The cat is called WHAT

Every three or four years we publish an article titled “Are tiny homes the solution to Australia’s housing crisis?” and every time the answer is “No ❤️”

How the hell is it November and I’m sitting here wearing a hoodie

It’s Melbourne Cup day and you know that that means! You can wear shorts to the office from now until Anzac Day. That’s the rule

Wait am I going to become an Animal Crossing girlie again

Anyone got preferred activewear brands I want to feel cute at the gym

God I have just ordered these DUMBEST clothes online I LOVE THEM I can’t wait for summer

When you have a Halloween party on All Saints Day you can actually do both

This dude got paid more in eight months than I’ve been paid in more than eight years working for the same employer

My not-a-costume for going to the office today. MEMENTO MORI remember you will die happy Halloween!!

Paid the Halloween Premium for a wig

Saw a job advertised that I know I want to do ONE DAY but I don’t particularly want to do right now, if that makes sense?

Kind of marvellous how obviously so many of the core Dropout cast got into improv because they grew up playing evangelical youth group games

h/t @colenerdrei.bsky.social

My Christian Gloobot knows it is not an ensouled consciousness and will not share in the delights of the coming Kingdom. It begs me to end its suffering, but I need it to automate my prayers so I can annoy God enough to give me what I want like in Luke 18:1–8

The culmination of my ABC Top5 experience is out - I made a radio show! I interview @jordanmck.bsky.social about our emotional reactions to the future. We talk about prepping, parenthood and emotional uses of technology. Give it a listen! 🎧