I primarily associate Shake Shack with Osaka. It is Japanese food to me

I am going to go to my favourite terrible amazing gay bar tonight I’m so stoked

Fascinating

I’m not confident that I could tell the difference between a flat white and a latte in a blind test, but outside Australia if there’s a flat white on the menu it says something (good) about the barista

I just can’t get over how a tall boy of beer costs like $2 over here. How is that possible

Arguing! About Neoplatonism at Shinjuku Nichome

A few hotties at this train museum

My train-obsessed husband

The Yamanote Line rightly gets all the praise, but let’s not sleep on the Shinjuku Line please

Not nearly as hot and humid in Tokyo this week as I was expecting. I might have committed some luggage crimes against me

Am I getting collapse-over-the-finish-line sick or is it that I only had four hours of sleep last night

Packing for a summer destination and my bag is like half the weight it was going to New Zealand over Easter. Feel like I’m forgetting something critical

I’m on leave don’t even think about emailing me

Once again doing violence to the beautiful and thoughtful things my guests have generously told us

In the pre-holiday period where I need to wear all the clothes I don’t like that much because there’s no more time to do laundry

Buzzy chicken wing shop opened in Ashfield we’re gentrifying baybee

Photo from 2019 prompt? Here’s a pic of me toasting in front of a picture of Geraldine Doogue

My husband is at swim squad because it’s good for his mental and physical health but what am I supposed to do with myself on a Friday night now

I keep getting emails from people claiming they can prove God exists with science and that Genesis literally happened. But yesterday I got one that claims he can prove “the sun was created in 3.69 days” WHICH IS NOT WHAT IT SAYS IN GENESIS

Last night I woke up to use the bathroom and there was a cold, thick fog outside. Today it’s sunshine and 23 degrees C. What

"J.R.R Tolkien? The twentieth-century Catholic author?"

This is pretty big

Pope Leo’s encyclical about “Safeguarding the human person in the time of artificial intelligence” has just dropped. Read the official text here: www.vatican.va/content/leo-...

I love how when you engage with really good art it inspires you to make whatever it is you’re working on. For example, the thing I’m writing barely anyone will ever see

Good morning it’s Pentecost don’t forget to wear red today!

I'll admit I'm still giving the side-eye to having the CEO of Anthropic at the encyclical announcement, but Leo is not afraid of pissing people off and this gives me good hope it will continue in the vein of his previous comments on AI stuff.

Can the Pope please just cross-post to Bluesky I’d love to see you here, Bob

Stephen Colbert now you’re not so busy come on my show I promise we’ll ask you about God and Lord of the Rings

Used that trick of putting a wet paper towel around a can of drink and putting it in the freezer for 30 minutes no pic

And a very happy Feast Day Of Saint Gary to all who celebrate. 🙏🏻🙏🏻

We’re approaching a future where a crack team of antifascist Mennonites are avowedly pacifist but have no qualms with causing property damage, so they become the greatest robot-killers the world has ever seen

imagine, you are a tardigrade under his holiness’s benevolent gaze

Have we had a moral panic over those dumpling collectables yet

Same

Me yesterday: What do you mean it’s not Wednesday yet 😒 Me today: What do you mean tomorrow is Thursday??

I know the point of short shorts are that they are short, but I think maybe the ones I tried on were too short. No pic

Kinda mad that David Pocock is almost exactly the same age as me

My fav vape shop where I would buy cans of Coke Zero for $2 got busted for selling illegal tobacco. I guess now I know why they could sell me drinks for so cheap

Selling my soul so I can buy 20 nuggets for $12

I clicked on a budget analysis interactive and it didn’t say I was a WINNER but it did say I was hot and funny

Setting a trap for my husband by asking “Does my butt look big in this?” (The correct answer is yes)

It is completely legal to put white vinegar in the fabric softener part of your washing machine to deodorise and sanitise your clothes. Few know this

[threateningly]:

The only Fox News I care about

Could Runnin’ by Relient K be their best song

One thing I didn’t anticipate about using a habit tracker is you can see the periods of ill-mental health based on how often I do or don’t do the simple things I’m tracking

Archandroid era returning??

My brother-in-law is throwing a party and the theme is “electro nocturne” and everyone is so confused they keep asking me what it means

Dawkins believes the human brain is just a very complicated computer, rejects the idea of a “soul” or something else that makes a person a person, so he’s perfectly primed to be swindled by an LLM