I love being ahead of my work except for how it doesn’t actually mean I ever have less work to do

Jesus said he will put Coke in the bubblers

Is there Coca-Cola in heaven

Forgot to water my lime tree over the weekend and now all its leaves have gone crispy 😬

Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

How good is not working lol

When my old Uniting Church memes end up on the unitingchurchmemes Instagram page it’s honestly so validating

When you see a job advertised that has a similar level of responsibility but the salary band is $40,000 higher than what you currently earn…….

Adding “Would you take the yeti blood oath” to my list of the internet’s thorny theological questions

many of you would have choked here

“One of the chants that has become ubiquitous at these protests at Broadview is, ‘Love your neighbor, love your God, save your soul and quit your job,’” said Black, who pastors at the First Presbyterian Church of Chicago. “Everybody chants that.”

Lmao

I shaved my moustache off and everyone at work today looked at me for a long time and said “…did you get a haircut?”

Taking the case off my phone. Gonna rawdog my phone game. Check back in with me in two weeks when I break my phone

Sarah Mullally has been named the new Archbishop of Canterbury, the first woman chosen to lead the world's 85 million Anglicans.

Breaking: The Musical

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

Telling my kids this is Drag Race Down Under

What’s the deal with Hevy. Is it good

I’m the guest on this week’s ep of Quick Smart, talking about what else but St Carlo Acutis www.abc.net.au/listen/progr...

No this is my emotional support pigeon-infested KFC

Every Christian denomination has its own intonation/speech patterns its clergy pick up while at theological college which means gaydar for Christians is technically possible

When Kenneth on 30 Rock stops being a page and starts wearing the greatest suits I’ve ever seen

Planning a Halloween party on 1 November (All Saints Day, because it’s a Saturday) and the theme is still just “Halloween” but you get bonus points if you dress as your favourite saint

the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

Just realised I forgot to mention that everyone is naked when they fly up into the air ahhh!! That’s the best part!

Poof!

Rapture? I hardly know ‘er!

Me putting on the washing: Hahaha fuck yeah! Yes!! When the washing is done and needs to be hung up to dry: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck

If God leaves me without the bisexuals I am going to demand I vers Him in one-on-one combat

The rapture came early in Australia because of time zones and I went to heaven and this is what it looked like

What American nonsense is a trunk or treat display

remember to wear cute underwear tomorrow so everyone left behind knows you were hot after you get raptured

I’ll be on ABC Radio Sydney around 2:20pm today talking about the rapture and the end of the world

New Modern Relics! The rapture is happening tomorrow, at least according to TikTok. Lucky I finished this post in time. www.modernrelics.email/the-rapture-...

Very honoured that Meredith Lake and I are the recipients of the 2025 NT Media Award for Excellence in Radio Broadcasting for the Soul Search episode "Growing spiritually strong in Central Australia". Tricky to make, but worth it! Hear it on ABC Listen or the Soul Search website.

If you see me posting after 23 September please know those are all scheduled and I’m actually in heaven playing Halo with Carlo Acutis

I would die for the TikTok tallow woman

Thing is when you nuzlocke you’ve got to play so conservatively it’s not heaps fun. I do love the “one Pokémon first catch” rule though. Makes each little guy feel special

Trying to nuzlocke Pokémon Yellow Legacy and realising I’m absolutely appalling at these games

Pokémon got worse when it moved to 3D, and it’s especially bad now you can see the wild Pokémon walking around in the overworld rather than getting random ones in tall grass

lmao not Chris Tomlin at the Charlie Kirk memorial

Suspicious transaction on my credit card and the bank won’t reissue a new one for over a week

Down at the servo you need anything?

I was on Afternoons on ABC Radio Canberra yesterday talking to James Findlay about faith-based chat bots. Can you speak to God via an app? Uh, no! But it's interesting. (Skip to 1:13:00 to hear it)

Got a listener email saying “All this happened 2000 years ago and it’s been causing problems ever since” lmao amen sister

Feeling a few things about Tumblr users calling a post I made in 2012 an “ancient relic”

Currently mentoring someone where I kind of do actually have to describe what I do for a living and ahhhhh

Pumpkin Spice Religious Text