hi hello my band made an ep so if four-part harmonies are your thing: Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/7tzHVs... Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/sky... YouTube: youtube.com/playlist?lis... Bandcamp: thestarlightdarlins.bandcamp.com/album/skyline

fix your hearts or die

i’ll be live on radiokcm.com from 6-8 pm est today! listen to me babble in a hopefully entertaining way about the meandering path i took to music, and i’ll even play some songs on my guitar for you! (rumor has it there may even be a sneak peek darlins song 😚) @localhoneyradio.bsky.social

lol. lmao

The CEO slayings will continue until morale improves.

The replies to Brian Thompson’s last post on LinkedIn — all from before the shooting — are a horror show

covid-cautious drag queen named auntie jen (antigen)

is there any better feeling than being cuddled by your sleeping wife? a. no b. no c. no d. all of the above e. yes (incorrect)

if you take a probiotic and an antibiotic at the same time you take a screen shot

Imagine looking over from the couch to see your wife in her desk chair intensely snuggling her cat Billy. She has a headset on, and there's a Spotify playlist up on her monitor. You squint to see what it's called and --

how it feels to hold space

big this. i am not a liberal. if you’re a blue wave type you probably will not like anything i have to say regarding politics

oh right bluesky exists hi i’m at windycon having a sink rave in the bathroom

a league of their own season 2 got cancelled, don’t talk to me :(

she will be boiled soon alhamdulillah

if i call you a bitch you are in my inner circle. it means i really really love you

Every sapphic ever

how lucky are we that the height of smashmouth’s popularity coincided *perfectly* with shrek

fast forwarding through a straight sex scene so the people beside me on the plane don’t get the wrong idea

i can’t remember where i saw the post that contained this image a few years ago, but i think about it almost every day

do NOT go on that architecture tour this weekend

damn, already playing the hits

so far i haven’t encountered a single sw*ftie here and honestly? what a gift

i don’t know what’s going on here but i hope i am not supporting bitcoin or blockchain in any way by being here