In a move that perfectly captures the Kristi Noem experience, the Department of Homeland Security waited until a massive snowstorm was already grounding flights to announce they'd cancel TSA PreCheck, then spent the rest of Sunday panic-reversing the decision after realizing 1/2

I had half of a raw oyster tonight so ya know, just grown up things over here

I wish more people understood locking column headers on massive spreadsheets

This week is giving a lot of “do we have beef?” energy and I’m not a fan of

If they don't want whistles let's bring back vuvuzelas

Talking to a new Gen Z friend

Calling for an end to sanctuary cities and demanding state leaders do the bidding of the federal government is *fucking fascism* All that money & you didn’t bother to research the “targets”? Your “criminals”? Ppl are dying bc this admin is actually this lazy, stupid, and evil. #PrettiGoodTrouble

I’ve learned that I would’ve been OBSESSED with Pearl Jam if I could’ve understood the lyrics. I’m a fan I just literally never knew what he was saying. So now I have to revisit it all, I s’pose

5 years for a 4 year presidential term - the math ain’t mathin….

I really love a breakfast experience. Of any and all kinds.

My gas bill doubled in a month, for… what? 2 cold days? I keep my house at 65° when the heat is on. Surveillance that.

important message to all bluesky users

I think bill clinton owes us one and should share everything he knows in a Wikipedia or Duolingo mass email

The same Jesus Christ that’s only one third of a set (not sold separately) and only in a part of the Bible? Lazy!

I’m here to take over bluesky because I should have it

Shoutout to all the fuckin idiots who have paved the way for this to happen -

Vivaldi has me in a chokehold

Today finally became fall

Yes, shuffle, I DO want to hear Cascada. A lot. It’s healing me.

This is the first year in awhiiiiile that will surprise me when my music stats come out. It’s been a very weird year for me and music.

I do not like how today started. Redo pls

Okay, I didn’t hate Twisters.

I didn’t know sperm whale mouths were so tiny ?

Genuinely have had one of the best weeks I’ve had in awhile 🥰 makes ya think…

Compliment people randomly you make their day

I like having a drink with my friends in a hotel bar in a city we don’t live in

Love when all of us Owala people arrive at the lounge bar at the same time for water - we need an Owala wave

oh man this is so much rain

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Also I guess I just like iced lattes now? I don’t even know who I am anymore

I suspect all Discount Tire guys go thru special training to be the best dudes

The first thing Republicans did after getting sworn in as the majority in the House under Biden was form a committee on the weaponization of government.

The autumn I got turned into a t3rr0rist because my government has lost their damn mind

The people who were put in place by Trump and not the people do not want the public to actually see how terrible this is -

Trump has never sounded guiltier than this and that's a high bar

Taylor put doooown the variants girl

THIS PART. HE ISNT WORTH THIS -

It’s okay to NOT have read receipts on folks. Have some mystery

Sick enough to come back to bsky and send random thoughts out to the ether… actually not real formalized thoughts yet but an announcement that the epiphanies are popping aawwwffff.

I used a pipe wrench and installed a new shower head today so i am unstoppable and no one can mess with me ever

There is no UNIVERSE where justice is only realizing the humanity of some and ignoring the humanity of others. None. #Gaza

Oranges and cinnamon ✨

Never beating the Aslan allegations

Never more aware that I’m not a delicate flower than trying to quietly walk into an old house-turned-yoga studio and trying not to make a ssssooound. I make all the sounds. Sigh.

The president just said he holds all the levers and is threatening to get rid of an elected official

Real King shit

I'm going to start using "digital asbestos" as a term of art.

**illegally**

According to Trump, the US just dropped bombs on Iran. We are now officially in a foreign war that Trump promised his voters he wouldn't get into. If Iran attacks US bases who knows what will happen next?

Weird cuz kkkaroline said they were working 24/7 due to *gestures vaguely* ….