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Sign this man immediately

Oh yes youtu.be/sZgZotipa-0?...

Proud to be part of the 8%

JIm Ratcliffe is a scumbag. More than that he's a hypocrite. And dangerous. Words. open.substack.com/pub/nqatpod/...

It’s your first day as a barista at your local cafe, suddenly this man walks in, what’s your next move?

Honestly it’s just so hard to keep ignoring everything that surrounds football ugh

@fplgeneral.bsky.social Hugo Bueno and Rodrigo Gomes have joined the infamous club!

Nothing sums up United’s turn around better than the episode titles for @nqatpod.bsky.social

You can’t put two hotels on Mayfair (The Maple State)

Var is fucking wank, just give the goal ffs

Forever and always the boss 👊

This is ace

At CB, you wouldn’t buy your Christmas turkey, from this butcher, cos it’d probably be shit, it’s…. LISANDRO MARTINEZ

I'm near-prone and tapping on Keno Warm cocktails, cocaine, and Lexapro Early dementia, help me get back to sleep

Going to listen to 50 new albums this year. New one very Friday starting this week. List will be kept below 👇

Lived in this house for 6 years and still flick the wrong light switches all the time.

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. Hi, I’m perforated appendix

If you get a chance to see Singing In the Rain at the Royal Exchange. Take it. Amazing ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Merry Christmas, everyone!

shout out to the Brentford boys this week #fpl30m @fpl-gills.bsky.social

The perfect Christmas album doesn’t exi

This has made grin, so I'm sharing it 😍 @sturdyalex.bsky.social @pimlicat.bsky.social and @mrkennycampbell.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Remember from today what you listen to doesn’t count towards your Spotify wrapped so you can listen to as much weird al as you want and no one will ever know

My bleak mind Says it’s cheaper just to die The prick inside my head Is daring me to try

Literally every conversation with a customer service chat bot ends like this

Alderete differential going well

Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/

Let’s talk about the face of our love and how it might look with the addition of tattooed tears 🎵

“They’ve only gone and blood done it” said Mr Polanski

Happy Big Coat Day to all those who celebrate #BCD

Was a bit worried that Turnstile would lose their edge playing in a big arena. I needn't had worried, the place was hopping from start to finish

Whoever writes the headlines on Flashscore articles gets a 👍 from me

What are they all running from?

Me every birthday

Be more like Mike www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

WHERE’D MY BURRITO

Shane Lowry ❤️ 🇮🇪 thank fuck for that

Whenever anyone on reddit asks why there’s loads of police at a location I always reply “someone said they were English” and get downvoted to oblivion.

She gets enraged at the void I return to when destroyed And she’s taking it out on me

We all need to be having these conversations.

We’re really fucked. The most blatant AI-slop story and pictures on Facebook of Rory McIlroy visiting a kid in hospital and all of the comments are people believing it. Unreal.

Very good

For all of Bayindir’s fault the boy can fucking hoof it can’t he

If we keep swimming, Maybe this will never die.