Well this is bullshit. It can be worth it but is it worth the devastating heartache?

Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration https://theonion.com/diplomatic-talks-break-down-between-trump-motion-activated-ghost-decoration/

Trump’s construction of the Epstein Ballroom continues today. Can only imagine he’ll be renting it out for many junior proms.

Elsie’s a whip-maker now! 🥳

Well… I can’t view messages, now, without “age verifying”. And I’m not doing that. I don’t like any of the options or the third-party sites for it. So… 🤷🏼‍♂️

American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization https://theonion.com/american-airlines-to-phase-out-complimentary-cabin-pres-1819576190/

Implements I used on my partner this weekend at a B3 party in Detroit. I made all but one (you can probably guess haha)

Made a new whip - leather thong on a nylon braided handle around a fiberglass core. It’s lightweight, rigid but flexes a bit, has a nice long reach and that oiled cowhide has a nice weight for this piece. This was just for me. I’ve wanted to make something like it for quite a while. It works 👍

Getting introduced to the Beatles, having a co-top & bottom scene, and recieving one of the most thorough beltings I've ever recieved, was not on my Spanko bingo card. A personal thank you to both Daddy and @beowulf703.bsky.social for absolutely TANNING my hide together Saturday. See ya next time! 🍑

New leather straps in the shop. Several to choose from. alpineimpact.etsy.com

🔥 New firehose straps in the shop. Many to choose from. alpineimpact.etsy.com

NEW 3’ & 4’ snake whips in the shop, now! 🐍 alpineimpact.etsy.com

NEW Teardrop paddles in the shop, now! alpineimpact.etsy.com

School’s in session and we’ve got Frat/Soror paddles in the shop! alpineimpact.etsy.com

Got spanked (shocking and rude)

🌟 💋 😏 🧡 Check out some LIVE BDSM Action: 👉👉👉 Live BDSM Porn 🚀 🥵 🤤 💕 #pegging #titstorture #goddess #dom #tits #chains #freeuse #sadomasochism #nude #roleplay #hard #gag

The key to happiness??? (Borrowed from toddde85 on Insta)

Firehose & PVC-hose slappers, in the shop now. More being added soon. If there’s a wood you’d like, but don’t see it for sale, message me in Etsy, Bluesky or on FetLife. alpineimpact.etsy.com

Padauk frat paddle, and many more toys, in the shop now. alpineimpact.etsy.com

Mango teardrop paddles, and more, in the shop now. alpineimpact.etsy.com

Canarywood boudoir paddle, and much more, in the shop now. alpineimpact.etsy.com

Cold swats with the purple heart paddle - one of my favorites.

Coach said a good player stays disciplined. Those private "batting practices"? Let's just say my performance seems to be improving week over week. 🍑🏓🥴

Your Honour, I pleaded oopsie daisy! Unfair! 😤

Sorry it’s late, but… Stars & Stripes.

Ron Jeremy, circa 1657. Change my mind.

Pride & creepy babies, in Toledo.

Oh, and @electraheartt.bsky.social flew. 😁

Post MDSS scene. She had unspanked areas left. 🤷🏼‍♂️ @brattygrl96.bsky.social

My boy being as creepy as puppily possible.

@electraheartt.bsky.social knows lighting is more important to me than location. 😂

Excuse me while I whoop this 🍑

@elsie233.bsky.social has gotten in some trouble lately.

“Oh yeah, no one will notice those…” @brattygrl96.bsky.social

Get a grip… for real 🙄

New firehose straps I’ve been having a lot of fun vending. Folks I meet seem to be enjoying them. Have you, yet???

If you were unaware, I like to do more than just slap butts. I have a box of 48 and they’re soon going all over her body. Let the good times roll. 😎

Best description of sanding I’ve ever heard… so good, in-fact, that I was driven to make it a meme. Enjoy… please… sanding is the worst. 🥲

Gettin’ caught up. @brattygrl96.bsky.social

A very special paddle that I finished recently for a friend. 3/4”+ thick black walnut with a curly maple seam, finished with Danish oil. Note: kept the beauty mark (in the last image) for character. She loves it. I just leveled up.

Don’t mind me, just my inner 12 year old losing his absolute shit. 🤩

American Gothic Spanks

My wife made sure that I saw a friend’s writing about a cold-shower & spanked wet punishment… … I really need to read more. @elsie233.bsky.social

Movie you've watched more than 6 times, no Star Wars/Star Trek/LOTR challenge.

NEW hairbrush paddles in my Etsy shop. Black Walnut, Cherry, Mango & more! alpineimpact.etsy.com

NEW teardrop paddles in my Etsy shop. Brazilian Cherry, Rosewood, Canarywood & more! alpineimpact.etsy.com