types of mutual on social media: * your buddy you riff with all the time * someone you used to riff with but are pretty sure has you muted at this point * person you admire who followed you back somehow and gives you a jumpscare every time they like a post * we interacted one time years ago

More weekends like this:

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Unfortunately, I am back on my calorie counting bullshit

Wtf, how does Co-star know I'm droppy

Took a littles field trip today to Build a Bear (my first time) and the candy store! Now to get a bunch of littles high on sugar tonight

I got a place to live! And it's great! Less than 3 months till new apartment 🥹 that's one stressor alleviated at least

Don't like to run, I just like to run away

Incredible state of the "repair" that was done on my bathroom ceiling 6 months ago. I literally cannot wait to move

Half price candy haul. Praise Jesus. Sir said this doesn't count as dinner 😠

@pseudodragon.bsky.social did you notice?? Deezer has lyrics now!! 🎉🎉

The book I'm reading described something as sleep-colored and I--what??

Binding off a folded over hem has got to be the most infuriating knitting technique I've learned to date

Spanking party coming up 🤝 Victoria's Secret 10 for $40 panty sale

I'm thinking about doing something crazy and removing all social media apps from my phone so that I can only use them from my laptop

It's this kind of morning

Trauma

So I managed to get him in there...he thrashed around like a wild animal and cried and wheezed and it was awful 😭 he won't even come get his treats now 😔

Chiilin. I feel like this carrier is WAY too small for him tbh

Choosing the smallest piece of ginger at the grocery store for cooking so there won't be enough left over for...activities

I think seltzers are my favorite way to consume THC, they give me the smoothest high but damn they're expensive

Hoa hoa hoa bitchessss

Surprisingly bruised up from a fairly quick hand spanking and belting yesterday 😅

This morning I: - went to Home Depot and successfully replaced three different styles of light bulbs - took my car to the carwash for the first time in...way too long - found cute stuff at Goodwill - found $30 I thought I'd lost - got Dunkin (coffee) - got donuts (local bakery)

Omg I am spiraling over how I am going to manage to move with my cat

Being reminded that I'm just a little girl tonight 🫣

God damn I'm ready for the weekend already

That empty feeling after you finish a really good show

Soooo much arabesque work tonight. My back is very angry 😩

Laid in bed till my alarm gave up and turned off on its own this morning. Fuck daylight savings, make mornings light again 😩

Well Co-star chose violence today

Peet's big bang pour-over, black. Sometimes I dunk cookies in it

I hope a day comes again where I don't dread waking up every morning

I made a big mac pasta salad 😋 I feel like a genius

Ok, I officially applied to the waitlist for the apartments with the really nice kitchens 😓 fingers crossed something opens up by my move-in date and I made the right choice

I've been struggling lately with trying to cut back on my (truly excessive) sugar intake without imposing rigid food rules on myself and I think I've finally come up with something in the "eat what you want, add what you need" vein: for every sweet treat I eat I must also eat a fruit or vegetable

Why am I wide awake at 4 am

Does anybody else get severe post exertional headaches 😣 this sucks

Had to drive 8 miles with my gas tank at 0 cuz I was already running 20 minutes late for the group hike 😓 but I made it to the gas station

In a fascinating turn of events, I got my lease renewal offer from my current apartment today and they're only increasing my rent by an extra $2 pest control fee 😂 it would be stupid to sign on for another year just because it's cheap, right...

My head tells me I should go for the apartment that comes with in unit laundry, lots of closet space, not one but TWO balconies, and a management team that actually seemed competent and invested...but my heart just can't stop thinking about that insane kitchen in the other one

You know who needs a spanking actually is @jonwelts.bsky.social and definitely not me

I'm just tired of everything 😪

My split ends are so out of control rn 😭

Oh well I didn't expect to cry this morning but here we are

Since my cat has shredded my upholstered bedframe, I'm planning to just trash it and get a new frame when I move...and this time, I'll make sure it's in a style I can be conveniently restrained to 😌

Whelp 🙃

DNF'd my book cuz it was more political screed than novel (and it wasn't even that I disagreed with it, it was just that every time a moment of plot occurred the author would immediately get distracted going off on one of the same 3 rants again)

I'm already in my pajamas but i couldn't let a whole St Patrick's Day go by without a little dancey dance