Here comes that covid insomnia I remember. But brain too foggy to do anything while I'm awake

I've got covid 😩

It's looking like no fun times for me this weekend 😔

PLEASE wish me luck beating this ick 😭😭 I'm gonna be so upset if I have to cancel my plans this weekend

Oh 😭😭

My most controversial food take: there is absolutely nothing wrong with instant mashed potatoes

Overwhelmed 😖

It feels like well past time to give up on today and just try again tomorrow 😭 maybe Christmas music will help

2.5 more work days and then SPANKINGS

Co-Star confirming I'm gonna die a spinster was just what I needed today, thanks

Also spending $150 on a new automated litter box because the one I've had for 3 years is on the fritz was not among my holiday season plans but here we are

Merry Christmas to everyone except the couple that was screaming at each other across the parking lot right outside my window at 12:30 AM

40 minutes of yoga this morning. A little over an hour at the gym after work. 30 minutes of stretching at home afterwards. I wish every day could involve this level of body work

Have I been as consistent as I wanted to be with the gym this year? Far from it, but I've been a lot MORE consistent than any other point in the last 5 years, and that's the important thing

All I want for Christmas is a boyfriend or girlfriend who wants to go to the gym with me but isn't like, insane about it

Paint me like one of your French chromosomes

Kroger stopped selling mukiname now I have to shell my own edamame like a pleb 😠

Finished an LotR marathon. Ate way too much sugar. Did not get groceries before the snow arrived. Day failed successfully.

What can I say, I'm an overachiever

This was perfect for today 😁🥰

Continuous holiday season sugar rush commencing in 3...2...1...

For an atheist, I sure do love everything about Christmas. I love the pagan traditions. I love the Christian ones. It's just that it's all mythology to me but there would be nothing wrong with a little mythology if that's what we treated it as culturally 😭😭

Ripped out of my gourd watching Smiling Friends. I adore my solo thanksgivings

Thanksgiving girl dinner. And a sweet treat

Thanksgiving fit

I looooove the smell of cardamom so fricking much

Thankful for him 🥰

They really got my ass 😂😭

Chair barre. For when class is canceled for two weeks but you gotta stay disciplined

Safely home from work despite someone PULLING A U-TURN ON THE INTERSTATE AND CROSSING 3 LANES OF TRAFFIC IN THE WRONG DIRECTION and battening down for this stormy weekend

I got a sticker

The kind of emails I'm going to start sending any day now

I'm trying something new called getting out of bed when I wake up instead of forcing myself to go back to sleep and then waking up super groggy when my alarm goes off

I miss сметана. American sour cream simply does NOT compare

Glazed carrots have me in a chokehold

Fucking tell me about it 😒

I came up with my new favorite leg day cardio combo today. Supersets of kettlebell swings into jump lunges lol my legs are jello

Sweepy

I miss when learning things was my full time job. I regret that I didn't appreciate it or take it as seriously as I should have at the time

A fun word I learned in my Russian studies today 👀

The fancy olives were BOGO, my thanksgiving girl dinner is shaping up to be lit

I had some extra cream cheese icing left from baking cookies so I made some cinnamon roll custard oats 🤤

I'm in LOVE with these pens. I found them ranked as the best planner pens in existence and they do not disappoint

Wow I slept 9 whole hours last night I usually don't even get to 8 even on the weekends

I am having like, such a nostalgia craving for kasha (buckwheat porridge, for the uninitiated). And I've been wanting to try my hand at making piroshky. Might make some borscht while I'm at it and just have a whole day of Slavic eats

Wasted most of my evening screwing up a sock, attempting to fix it, and fucking the absolute shit out of my yarn in the process before finally giving up and trashing the whole thing 😭😭

I went three plates deep at the office potluck today and I've been battling the nap demon ever since 😩