I love taking pics of our paddles! 📸Here’s our brand new LRS Limited Edition Stevie Rose Hairbrush in Shedua. Soooo pretty and so perfect for fall. 🍁 Get yours at lrstoys.com/products/ste... Handmade by Spencer, pics by me! 🤩 #LRStoys #autumnassthrashings

Mondays... amirite?

I'm skilled enough to sleep through all 5 of my alarms on my phone. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Sometimes I feel like some songs were made just for me... #MOOD open.spotify.com/track/6EWepM...

Was having a decent day today and then BOOM! Suddenly I feel super pathetic and sorry for myself... So dumb. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

I just loveeee showing up to a shipper and they say, "not only are you early, but we're running late... You need to leave and come back when we call you" 🙄😒

First 48 hours back at work after a really awesome weekend off and it's just been an utter shit-show... I'm grumpy AF. 😒😤

This post by my good friend, Sweet Tea, perfectly sums up childhood as a spanko before the internet.

If you were ever curious about what it looks like when you open up a frozen refrigerated trailer... No better feeling in the world on a hot summer day. 😆

When one of your partners text you for a midnight spanko booty call, but you were asleep for hours before. 😩😩😩

Finally made it to my customer after driving from Pennsylvania to Illinois all night and the dock worker is being a total cunt for no reason...😤🤬

Didn't sleep well at all today, but we rolling on. ✌️

Yesterday I was driving down I-70 in Illinois when I saw an old black Mack passing on the left doing almost 80mph. I was thinking "hey, that looks just like the Rubber Duck from the movie Convoy". When it passed me and I finally got a full look at it, it WAS the Rubber Duck!!! 😱

Did a stupid random drug test for work this morning, and they're even more anal about it than the military was. When I mentioned that to the examiner, he just gave me a death stare... Jeez, lighten up Kyle, it's not THAT serious. 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

What a week to come back to social media! 🤯 Don’t worry - here at LRS, we’re talking about what we’re always talking about: butts and spanking! Here’s Abby’s beautiful, sexy, pink… coffee cup. 🤣 And of course her spanked bottom too! #LRStoys #littleredspanking

If I could quit waking up in the middle of the night from bad nightmares, that would be great... 😒🤦🏻‍♂️😩

Hello spanko friends! It was such a busy summer! May all your bottoms (and tops) be happier for it. 🔥🍑 Stay tuned for new fall editions coming soon! Hope you're all ready for spanking season! Then again, when is it not spanking season? 🤣🥰 #spanking #lrstoys #littleredspanking

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Only a genius like me would accidentally schedule their entire birthday around working or sleeping during the day so I can work later... 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️😒😒

The playlist on shuffle is really hitting tonight! 🤘🤘🤘

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Heh... I completely forgot I had these spandex undies lying around... Happy Sunday, all!😌😮‍💨🫣

ADHD paralysis is totally ruining my weekend...

Picking up ingredients for Hershey chocolate today and I'm soooo close to Canada I can actually see the border crossing! Even Verizon thought I was in Canada! 😆😆

One of my favorite truck stop diners in Upstate, NY tonight! It's technically the end of my work week (payroll wise), so I'm treating myself after driving 2,800 miles this week. ✌️

Y'all... I need a hug today. 😔🥺

Good morning from about 30 miles NE of Denver, CO. ✌️

Omggg soooo real! You literally have to be put into an ambulance and go to the hospital for the Army to approve a sick day. The ONLY way to take a sick day is get up at 4:30am, go stand in line to he checked out at the Dr's office at 7am, get out at 9am, and then you're approved!

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Happiest of Birthdays to one of the sweetest and most genuine humans on this Earth! 🥳🎂🎉🎁 Hope you're having a wonderful day, @minxgrrl.bsky.social 💙💙💙

Every time I see there's a M/M National Spanking Party going on, it really makes me consider going to one at some point...! 🤔🤔

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How come every time I go into a workday thinking "oh, today should be super easy", it somehow always manages to become super long and tedious?? 😒

I just had the most random thought... When (and why) did ping pong paddles stop being used as spanking implements?? Like, they were pretty much the go-to implement in the 80's, 90's, and early 2000's and then just... disappeared? Am I going crazy for thinking this? 🤔😅

The really disheartening thing about kinda dropping off the radar for a week or two and not really checking in with anyone outside of my close-circle, is that nobody bothered to check in with me either. 😓 I get it though. I'm completely out of sight and out of mind. Just sucks sometimes.

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Any time I think I know what to expect from Ren, he throws something at me that's completely new and different! I've been an artist/musician since I was 7 years old, and this is one of the very few artists in the world that will honestly shock me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. youtu.be/vZ1MnVHARME?...

That moment when you press play on a spanking video and discover that your phone is still connected to car play. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ It's been a day, y'all...

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Missing my mom so bad tonight. It never gets easy, just maybe a little easier over time. 💙

When you find out everything is going to be "okay" (for now), and your body just totally does a massive involuntary stress dump... Almost worse than being stressed to the max. 🥴

This is friggin awesome! There's a much longer video, but here's a full lap of Brad Pitt at COTA in a real F1 car! I jumped onto F1 25 and I turned off ALL assists and set it up exactly like he would have done... I beat his time by over 9 seconds! 😁😁 youtu.be/tZTVUvMXysQ?...

Having one of those mornings where nothing is particularly wrong, but everything FEELS wrong... It's gonna be a long day, isn't it? 🤦🏻‍♂️