Missouri's Governor just signed the GOP's illegal map. It will now be sued.

Stop paying taxes. No more corporate bailouts! Fuck corporate farming!

Instead of Tylenol-American.....can we please be Acetomericans....🤔

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It's an assholes' world, and the rest of us just live in it. FUCK DONALD TRUMP. FUCK EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR HIM. FUCK ALL OF THEIR MOMS.

Mother fucker is taxing IKEA

I am 53 years old. I am on the autism spectrum, but in Jesusland in the 70s and 80s, autism wasn't readily known among the local yokels until Rainman. The stereotypes that the movie created are still prevalent. We were labeled "hyperactive" kids and told to STFU.

Today's REPOST, courtesy of @middleageriot.bsky.social. DONOLD is the laughingstock of the world, yet the Repukes in Congress, MAGAts, and the MSM all kiss his old diapered ass. WHY?

These mother fuckers think they rule us

GWAR is the "Democrats" now. BWAHAHAHAHA

Fuck Disney. They shot their Star Wars wad on "Andor". The brand has been sucking left hind tit for awhile. I don't even think a new season of "Gravity Falls" will help them recover. Rest In Piss

EPSTEIN FILES NOW!

Grandpa Chuckles thinks it's 1984

I've always been working middle class to poor. I am not going to throw insults, but it is a little fun watching people share their newfound tips on how to save money that folks like me have always used. Now that we're all in the same boat.

Fuck the Empire!

Where the fuck are all the "free-speech libertarians"?

I am Antifa AF. Charlie Kirk is just another dead Nazi. Report me.

What we're living through is the result of 100 years of treating conservatism like it was anything better than fascism biding its time.

Imma gonna pretend that the flags are at half-mast for Robert Redford.

Trump is a senile, weak old man. Charlie Kirk is just another dead Nazi. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

EPSTEIN LIST NOW!

Go away, summer

This fucking Nazi said what he meant.

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

This one is for my Twin Peaks peeps

Damn

If my local MAGA rag publishes your op-ed, you done went and jumped the shark, dawg.

I could've gone the rest of my life without knowing what a groyper is. I hate this timeline.

I think I may be going about this the wrong way. Imma taking the rest of the month off to sit back, eat popcorn, and watch them cannibalize themselves.

Dan Bongobongo will find them!

The only time Rush Limbaugh is mentioned is on the anniversary of his death (a holiday for me), and when something happens to one of his little Hitler Youth chapter boys.

Another fucked up thing is how goddamn absolutely united US Americans were after 9/11/01.

Today, we mourn the memory of those we lost on September 11, 2001. We also come together to honor the brave heroes, like our first responders, who risked their lives that tragic day to save countless others. Their sacrifice can never be repaid. We will never forget.

EPSTEIN LIST NOW!

So, anyhoo. Let’s get back to the Epstein files.

But, but I thought we were all going to die

It is kinda cool that we're back to dogpiling Gavin Newsome. That shit was getting old. Fuck that guy too.

The folks tripping over themselves to give respect to mother fucking Charlie Kirk live in a fucking vacuum, and have never encountered or had to deal with his shitty followers in real life. Fuck that guy, and fuck his mother too.

I'm not sure who this young person is, but someone close to her may want to give her a short history of the USA that is not from a 1950's 4th grade history book before she makes an ass of herself again.

I love you, Mark. We didn't have anything to do with this. We both sleep just fine at night.

The shit that's going down in the USA today is the same shit that I used to watch on the news happening in other countries when I was a kid and thought, "glad that will never happen here". What a dipshit I was!

In 2 years, nobody will remember that creep. What's his name?

In the US, they have activated the Department of Thoughts and Prayers. Now... FOCUS!

Thoughts and prayers