Shout out to Adult Deborah and her Oatmeal Cream Pies this Christmas. Soft and delicious!

Babka!

Almost forgot to to share the pumpkin cupcakes with cream cheese frosting made for @skepchick.org's birthday! Frosting done in her favorite color, and liners done because she's now a cougar.

Happy birthday to @cworthdynamics.bsky.social! May your Choux au Craquelin always be crispy and your Crème Pâtissière be creamy. And your birthday candles always be spooky gothic candelabra. Love you!

Congratulations, @sesameworkersunion.bsky.social!

So my girlfriend is an amazing stop motion animator, and she recently did a medieval cat themed bumper for Adult Swim! Sharing it here because she only has Instagram and I think everyone needs to see her animations. She's so freaking talented, y'alls. PLEASE go follow her!

something to think about

The kids are alright.

Had a fun chat with @chinbeard.bsky.social about his Bender project! Check it out on @testedcom.bsky.social new second channel Tested Team! youtu.be/mRrsQqz7VaM?...

If I were better at marketing, I'd remember to take pictures before it's in a box. Anyway, hope this baby mama enjoys her chocolate cake!

Big order over the weekend - carrot pecan cupcakes with ermine cream cheese frosting! Using a cooked frosting makes it a bit softer than usual, and it doesn't hold its shape as well, but oh my god, it's too delicious not to use it anyway.

Did some hate-baking last night. Vanilla cupcakes with chocolate buttercream! Went with a simple black buttercream swirl because I didn't have any "Fuck You" sprinkles.

Special delivery today! The perennial favorite, the Strawberry Chocolate Truffle Cake! A whole pint of fresh strawberries goes into this devil's food cake with ganache buttercream.

Baby too young to tell you their gender? Get a little bit of everything! We have an order for chocolate, lemon, and vanilla cupcakes with a mix of chocolate, strawberry, and blueberry frostings.

Did you know an unfrosted cupcake is basically just a muffin? Anyway, I had muffins for breakfast.

Celebrate Spring with these Tres Leches Cupcakes with Dulce de Leche Buttercream!

For @arealgirl.bsky.social's St. Pat's dinner at @rebeccawatson.bsky.social, Jameson whiskey caramel cupcakes with Guiness espresso chocolate buttercream. It'll take a LOT of cupcakes to get drunk, though.

Just in time for Valentine's Day: introducing Strawberry Blondes! Rich brown-butter blondies with melted white chocolate and real strawberries.

Didn't get a picture before @rebeccawatson.bsky.social descended on it, but I made a cranberry brie star loaf for guests yesterday. She also told me it needed more brie, the snobby bitch.

Can't take credit for this year's christmas dessert: pumpkin orange steamed pudding with Cointreau buttercream is courtesy of @cworthdynamics.bsky.social!

Merry Christmas, for those who celebrate! Monkey bread for breakfast sets a delicious precedent for the rest of the day. Namely, that nothing healthy will survive in this house today.

Great grandmother's chocolate pie is a holiday tradition. Memama's chocolate pie:

This makes me a bit sad: the latest MST3k fundraiser is struggling to reach its goal. Likely another casualty of the collapse of social media. I pitched in nevertheless. showmaker.mst3k.com/makeseason14...

This classic pecan pie is a classic for a reason; it's fucking delicious. This is an older picture so I don't remember what's happening with the crust here, but probably it's that I hate making pie edging and I suck at it, no matter how many I make.

Miniature mincemeat pies are a great Thanksgiving bite. The mixed fruit frilling can be very sweet, so use a more savory crust. Add a citrus zest for a fresh brightness!

Not a traditional Thanksgiving pie, but this strawberry rhubarb pie has fun decorations which are pretty easy to replicate with a steady hand and a paring knife, no cutters needed.

Happy Bake-All-The-Pies day! I'll be posting some of my favorites today, but let me start with a tip: you can use loose change as a pie weight, as long as you put down foil or parchment first! You know, in case physical money is a thing you have.

Last Halloween throwback for you: was actually a birthday cake for @rebeccawatson.bsky.social. Pumpkin cake with cream cheese frosting, obvi.

For Halloween, originally posted in thebadplace: Birthday cake request, "Victorian Funeral." Cameos are molded candy melt, poured and colored/antiqued/finished by @cworthdynamics.bsky.social

Everything is terrible, so here's some pumpkin cupcakes with cream cheese frosting I made for @rebeccawatson.bsky.social's birthday. Look, that one in the middle looks like a boob with a very pronounced nipple!

Choose treat over trick with these smoky and sweet s'mores bars! Also pictured: @cworthdynamics.bsky.social teeth molded in plastic from that time he was missing his front teeth. Hilarious.

Spooky cream puffs for @cworthdynamics.bsky.social birthday! When your birthday is October, Friday the 13th, you have to lean into it.