Southern Style Tea Cakes for Valentine's Day orders this year! FAQ: Why is it called cake? Why is it so pale? The answer to both those questions is to blame the British. It is specifically designed to be soft and pillowy (unlike a British 'biscuit') and to also have a more neutral flavor.

Shout out to Adult Deborah and her Oatmeal Cream Pies this Christmas. Soft and delicious!

Babka!

Almost forgot to to share the pumpkin cupcakes with cream cheese frosting made for @skepchick.org's birthday! Frosting done in her favorite color, and liners done because she's now a cougar.

Happy birthday to @cworthdynamics.bsky.social! May your Choux au Craquelin always be crispy and your Crème Pâtissière be creamy. And your birthday candles always be spooky gothic candelabra. Love you!

Congratulations, @sesameworkersunion.bsky.social!

So my girlfriend is an amazing stop motion animator, and she recently did a medieval cat themed bumper for Adult Swim! Sharing it here because she only has Instagram and I think everyone needs to see her animations. She's so freaking talented, y'alls. PLEASE go follow her!

something to think about

The kids are alright.

Had a fun chat with @chinbeard.bsky.social about his Bender project! Check it out on @testedcom.bsky.social new second channel Tested Team! youtu.be/mRrsQqz7VaM?...

If I were better at marketing, I'd remember to take pictures before it's in a box. Anyway, hope this baby mama enjoys her chocolate cake!

Big order over the weekend - carrot pecan cupcakes with ermine cream cheese frosting! Using a cooked frosting makes it a bit softer than usual, and it doesn't hold its shape as well, but oh my god, it's too delicious not to use it anyway.

Did some hate-baking last night. Vanilla cupcakes with chocolate buttercream! Went with a simple black buttercream swirl because I didn't have any "Fuck You" sprinkles.

Special delivery today! The perennial favorite, the Strawberry Chocolate Truffle Cake! A whole pint of fresh strawberries goes into this devil's food cake with ganache buttercream.

Baby too young to tell you their gender? Get a little bit of everything! We have an order for chocolate, lemon, and vanilla cupcakes with a mix of chocolate, strawberry, and blueberry frostings.

Did you know an unfrosted cupcake is basically just a muffin? Anyway, I had muffins for breakfast.

Celebrate Spring with these Tres Leches Cupcakes with Dulce de Leche Buttercream!

For @arealgirl.bsky.social's St. Pat's dinner at @rebeccawatson.bsky.social, Jameson whiskey caramel cupcakes with Guiness espresso chocolate buttercream. It'll take a LOT of cupcakes to get drunk, though.

Just in time for Valentine's Day: introducing Strawberry Blondes! Rich brown-butter blondies with melted white chocolate and real strawberries.

Didn't get a picture before @rebeccawatson.bsky.social descended on it, but I made a cranberry brie star loaf for guests yesterday. She also told me it needed more brie, the snobby bitch.

Can't take credit for this year's christmas dessert: pumpkin orange steamed pudding with Cointreau buttercream is courtesy of @cworthdynamics.bsky.social!

Merry Christmas, for those who celebrate! Monkey bread for breakfast sets a delicious precedent for the rest of the day. Namely, that nothing healthy will survive in this house today.

Great grandmother's chocolate pie is a holiday tradition. Memama's chocolate pie:

This makes me a bit sad: the latest MST3k fundraiser is struggling to reach its goal. Likely another casualty of the collapse of social media. I pitched in nevertheless. showmaker.mst3k.com/makeseason14...

This classic pecan pie is a classic for a reason; it's fucking delicious. This is an older picture so I don't remember what's happening with the crust here, but probably it's that I hate making pie edging and I suck at it, no matter how many I make.

Miniature mincemeat pies are a great Thanksgiving bite. The mixed fruit frilling can be very sweet, so use a more savory crust. Add a citrus zest for a fresh brightness!

Not a traditional Thanksgiving pie, but this strawberry rhubarb pie has fun decorations which are pretty easy to replicate with a steady hand and a paring knife, no cutters needed.

Happy Bake-All-The-Pies day! I'll be posting some of my favorites today, but let me start with a tip: you can use loose change as a pie weight, as long as you put down foil or parchment first! You know, in case physical money is a thing you have.

Last Halloween throwback for you: was actually a birthday cake for @rebeccawatson.bsky.social. Pumpkin cake with cream cheese frosting, obvi.

For Halloween, originally posted in thebadplace: Birthday cake request, "Victorian Funeral." Cameos are molded candy melt, poured and colored/antiqued/finished by @cworthdynamics.bsky.social

Everything is terrible, so here's some pumpkin cupcakes with cream cheese frosting I made for @rebeccawatson.bsky.social's birthday. Look, that one in the middle looks like a boob with a very pronounced nipple!

Choose treat over trick with these smoky and sweet s'mores bars! Also pictured: @cworthdynamics.bsky.social teeth molded in plastic from that time he was missing his front teeth. Hilarious.

Spooky cream puffs for @cworthdynamics.bsky.social birthday! When your birthday is October, Friday the 13th, you have to lean into it.