I love how the DoorDash algorithm always plans on having my food picked up first but delivered last.

Haven’t posted in a while. Whats happening blue sky?

Rewatching some of my favorite porn vids thinking. Hmmmmm. Guess I’m the daddy in those now.

That one time I went to the adult arcade and saw my coworker there. (That time was today).

This is your weekly reminder that uncut dick just tastes better. 🤷🏻‍♂️

In June I will have the opportunity to make a choice. To move and go where I want. It will be hard but I don’t know where to begin. Portland? I really wanna try! Maybe the coast? Or back to Colorado?

Reindeer hat.

There’s this one pup I really miss. I’m not upset I’m so happy for them. But yet I miss them. I love you. Always will. Jealous I can’t be closer. Jealous of them who are closer. I hope MYIOD again someday. Love you pup. 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

Pup with his pup.

I love being a pup.

I’m a happy puppy.

New hood. Who dis?

I just killed a spider and now I feel bad. I said I was gonna stop doing that. How would I feel if someone just squashed me? (Dead. I’d feel dead)

Just ordered my new pup hood!!!!!! After my last one ripped. Might be here Monday. So excited.

Oh you’re gay? So like who’s the straight one and who’s the autistic one?

It’s been 3 years since I’ve seen real snow. And that’s kind of depressing.

I know what I need to do. I just don’t quite know how to

Well I have a meeting in 10 minutes 😅 #teampierced #princealbert #piercedcock #uncut #nsfwirl

So like I’m thinking I should move up north a bit. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

So like some 33 year old pup 🐶 be been chatting with doesn’t know the musical Oklahoma and now I feel like a fool. 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

Pulled out the poppers but I think I’m just gonna take a bath instead.

𝘿𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙜𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙮, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙥𝙞𝙨𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧! 💦

Darrin Criss the the most fucking gayest straight guy I have ever seen like how many dicks has he actually sucked?

Them.

I’m going to go the my first pup social next week. I’m so fucking excited.

🌭

“how was camping with your mate @gingertradesman.bsky.social baby?” “Err.. great, we ate some sausages”

I really really want to move and just start over.

I’m not homophobic I just hate gay people.

I'm in heat and in need of someone to play with 😵‍💫🤤

🧀🐽 privacy.com.br/@Booypig2

I fucking love it when there’s cuties at the coffee window.

Sturdy like a breeding mount #humpday

Hmmmmmm. Unintentionally I am succeeding in No Nut November.

I haven’t played Magic in forever but these new spiderman decks got me thinking.

Today’s one of those days I could just quit and sell feet pics online.

@queermonkey.bsky.social let’s get this.

Workout update.

Last nights fit.

Happy Halloween

It’s swalloween, open up 🍆💦👅🎃

I really really want to quit my job. But then what? Haha.

Oh he’s hot and British. 👀

Winter body loading:

Feeling cute showing a lil bit of belly. 💛🦦

💀

Am I a pretty girl?

Fashion show?