Alright new business idea. Drop everything move to the coast and open a little self serve ramen shop for tourists?

Underwear check. (For easy access)

When Toad got home, he said, “Tomorrow I will get to work and rake all of my own leaves.”

I love how Sandman on Netflix is a Low key DC story.

There was a Scuba Heist at Disney World and no one’s talking about it!

Got some new poppers. Who wants to play?

If Aliens visit us do I have to go to work?

I want to leave my job so bad right now. But I don’t know what I’d do if I left. And I’ve worked so hard to get here. Just finished grad school and all. But I’m not happy. I wake up crying every day. Sick from the stress. I need change.

Nobody: Me: MOTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!

When someone called Pup Ghost follows me on TikTok.

Today is one of those days I wish I just kept driving.

There was a school shooting at the High School I went too. Back in Colorado in the same district as Columbine and I haven’t seen major news outlets talk about it. Only the local. No one I know was hurt but 3 students. One was the shooter.

Cozying up for the evening wearing my favorite #turtleneck 🤭 all nice n comfy trying not to think of the #SundayScaries Weathers getting chillier here in case you couldn’t tell by my smöll looking peepee 😉, or is it naturally smöll 🤔 #uncut #smallcock #bignuts #ballsack #pigsnout #fullbush #pits

Who's ready for Halloween? 🔪🩸 This is a throwback drawing from a few years ago ✏️ any ideas for what I should draw this spooky season?

Post for a special lil fella.

Don't. Get. Distracted. Ever, ever!!

Why yall let me get that dronk last night?

New bodysuit by @claebird.bsky.social #musclepmpbull $bodybuilder #himbogear

I hope this is true. Robbin Williams loves Pokemon so much he approached them and asked to play a live action version of professor oak. They loved the idea so much they agreed. With his passing they announced no one would ever play that role live action as it was meant for him.

Yay let’s go!

What if. I bought a van traveled and lived out of it as a content creator and everyone thought I was hot sexy and funny that I made enough money to retire.

The way I’d let a face hugger impregnate me so fast if this man had the opportunity to do it first.

Every day on my way to work I think. I could just keep driving. I could just keep going and not have to continue to deal with this shit.

Texting him got me bricked. 👀😳😈

Out of poppers but it’s on. I should probably take a break. 🙈🤣😂

How do you find a new career? Hahaha. I know weird question but I’ve been in education for so many years and don’t know how to leave but it doesn’t bring me joy right now. It’s bringing me dread. I don’t want to do it anymore. I’ve worked hard to get here but I don’t want it.

So I have a few fantasies. I’ve wanted to mention. But always chicken out. Maybe the next time I’m drunk enough I’ll tell ya one.

My man, Nate 🥰

leg day and pregnant. 🤭

My new favorite tiktoks are of the guy going into American conscience stores and pretending he’s in Korea.

They Tried to Sneak Out 600 Kids on a Holiday Weekend The government was loading Guatemalan minors, unaccompanied, some as young as 6-7.

Oh hey.

So like what if I moved. I’d have to save a bit. But where too? And I don’t know if I’d want to teach? I’d be broke omg! I could do anything. I have a masters. Remote work would be great but not expected. I want to go somewhere I could feel more open to be me.

When his profile says PA. Does that mean Pennsylvania or Prince Albert?

I’m kinda angry. 😡 long story. Just hate some of my life choices.

I’m going. Fuck it. It’s time. I’m doing it.

So how many of y’all think he expired?

I have never in all my life until I became an adult, believed in fucking belly button lint. Now that shit all the fucking time. Like what the hell? You hit 30 and all of a sudden this shit.

Them: Are your workouts hitting? Me: I think so.

This bathroom lighting kinda hit. Someone walked in just after.

I mean yes.

My soul needs a nap.

Depression kinda hit. Happy I have tomorrow off.

Working on a steam punk character.

When the pics are his thicc uncut cock. But the bio says he’s a bottom.