I don’t think a “greatest generation” exists. We’re all pretty mediocre imo 🤷🏻‍♀️

Idk how to flirt but I can talk about Pokémon for hours

i wonder if our favorite songs know they're saving us

“Notice your resistance to the animal within. Where does it come from? What has it kept you from doing, wild one?”

What an absolute dumpling, I love him so much

If you can’t handle me at my Dimmu Borgir, you don’t deserve me at my Lana Del Rey

How to do Caturday:

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild: Elk Gray wolf Alligator Bald eagle Shrew

You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

You think I’M a stoner? This cat tho…

Post a female character you love

I wish all cats had dandelion antennae

I love getting that hour back that was stolen in the Spring. Feels kinda revenge-y.

Con tu adiós te llevas mi corazón. Dia de Muertos is here. 💀💚

10 horror movies to get to know me Midsommar (2019) Event Horizon (1997) Carrie (1976) The Descent (2005) From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) Crimson Peak (2015) Fallen (1998) 28 Days Later (2002) The Lost Boys (1987) Dracula (1992)

a jury of my peers? 12 nerds who love raves because the lasers look like lightsabers?

it's crazy that if you're a cat, your only two life outcomes are eating out of a trash can or getting treated like a little baby

Ari Aster’s Eat Pray Love

Stoned me left sober me a message to… read some Greek mythology?? Wtf is this

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If you block me, just know that I will continue on my way, unbothered 😘

Sunday selfie ✨

Why are these literally the only accurate horoscopes ever 😆

RezzRocks 😵‍💫

Finally, a headline that didn’t make me want to fling my phone into the void

Well if no one else is posting an unsolicited dick pick, allow me…

“Nature is the only thing big enough to hold us in our moments of greatest pain and joy. Instinctively we go outside, run from the city streets to the wilderness edge… we take home our elation and our broken hearts to the clay from which we come.” -Christina Baldwin

This would be the first time I ever actually WIN 😆

I’ve made friends with some really lovely people who make me feel less alone Y’all know who you are 🫶🏻

Happy full moon to my fellow werewolves 🌕 open.spotify.com/track/6Zgd7S...

It’s my superpower

Sober September was a success and by this I mean, I just had one glass of pinot noir and I am WRECKED

In these uncertain times, it’s good to know that there is one thing* I can always rely on *chickpeas exploding in the microwave

Headline: “Sam Altman says ChatGPT will stop talking about suicide with teens” Just teens? So adults are still fair game??

Quote an unfiltered pic and say your age 54

Lmao I would pay so much money for that

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.

This is beautiful on so many levels

"Life is a sum of all your choices." -Albert Camus

He took my favorite pillow and he is NOT SORRY

In another universe, I am a bodega cat.

“Water sommeliers” lmaooo fuck right off, it’s WATER

Be the Sarah Connor you wish to see in the world

Can’t watch TV because the sky is distractingly beautiful 🥰

Drop some hats

My Summer 2025 bio

I need you to understand that if you heard a song you liked in the 80s, you couldn’t Shazam it. You couldn’t Google the lyrics. You had to sing it to the guy at Tower Records.