Well if no one else is posting an unsolicited dick pick, allow me…

“Nature is the only thing big enough to hold us in our moments of greatest pain and joy. Instinctively we go outside, run from the city streets to the wilderness edge… we take home our elation and our broken hearts to the clay from which we come.” -Christina Baldwin

This would be the first time I ever actually WIN 😆

I’ve made friends with some really lovely people who make me feel less alone Y’all know who you are 🫶🏻

Happy full moon to my fellow werewolves 🌕 open.spotify.com/track/6Zgd7S...

It’s my superpower

Sober September was a success and by this I mean, I just had one glass of pinot noir and I am WRECKED

In these uncertain times, it’s good to know that there is one thing* I can always rely on *chickpeas exploding in the microwave

Headline: “Sam Altman says ChatGPT will stop talking about suicide with teens” Just teens? So adults are still fair game??

Quote an unfiltered pic and say your age 54

Lmao I would pay so much money for that

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.

This is beautiful on so many levels

Squad goals

"Life is a sum of all your choices." -Albert Camus

He took my favorite pillow and he is NOT SORRY

In another universe, I am a bodega cat.

“Water sommeliers” lmaooo fuck right off, it’s WATER

Be the Sarah Connor you wish to see in the world

Can’t watch TV because the sky is distractingly beautiful 🥰

Drop some hats

My Summer 2025 bio

I need you to understand that if you heard a song you liked in the 80s, you couldn’t Shazam it. You couldn’t Google the lyrics. You had to sing it to the guy at Tower Records.

I love finding handmade things, especially here! My recent favorites: Pink ghostie by @jeremycshipp.bsky.social Earrings by @weltschmerz.bsky.social Jewelry by @peculiarityshop.bsky.social

You can have zero brain cells and still have a happy Caturday

Gonna get one of these vests & load it up with KITTENS

I am not the flame I am the slow burn

I said I was okay, but I lied

Folks don't trust themselves enough. Seriously y'all, listen to your intuition - it's right more often than you realize. And then you can enjoy that nice "holy fuck I sure dodged a bullet" feeling later on.

Let’s call in the orcas and water buffalo for backup, shall we?

sassy lil blep

i would buy a moo deng labubu

"So what was your breaking point this summer that made you go full crash out?" lmao I don't even know where to start... but at least it's not just me www.glamour.com/story/its-th...

we are but puppets of the universe.

Okay maybe some jigsaw puzzles just aren’t for me [translation: just aren’t for stoners]

Me: “This puzzle is MISSING PIECES!!!” Also me: *knows damn well this is user error*

Age verification?? I remember when airplanes had ASHTRAYS.

Forget clapping. If you're happy and you know it, thank your pharmacist.

What’s a film you watch once a year like it’s a ritual…?

Drop a bad guy you actually love

Can’t Stop Dancing 💃🏻 open.spotify.com/track/45OxZR...

how painfully American is this

Emotionally stable? More like emotionally temporarily parked

This is my fighting style

Watching fireflies restores my belief in magic

I may be crazy, but at least I’m not “tries to open exit door mid-flight” crazy

Quoteskeet with the fictional character you are in your head…