[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service

"...so I went for his zipper, and all of the sudden Bill says, 'Jeff, get the camera'..."

Way to kneecap your election momentum Democrats. Fucking embarrassing.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

God, what a disappointment Debra Messing turned out to be.

The playbook is there for all to see. Excellent piece from Joshua Weishart @joshuaweishart.bsky.social : What Rhymes With Nazi? Far-Right Posse in American School Ponzi open.substack.com/pub/edlawpro...

Lawlessness prevails.

@maddow.msnbc.com You need to look at the timeline on this page as soon as possible. It's so much worse than you can imagine. www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...

Here’s the original clip of Ronald Reagan from April 25, 1987, where he delivered a complete and total rebuke against tariffs. Trump's calling Reagan’s words here “FAKE” and “fraudulent.” They’re 100% real. And the original clip is actually far worse for Trump, as much is left out of the ad:

Prediction: the DOJ and/or FBI will attempt to interfere with Mamdani's campaign by announcing an investigation into some bullshit claims about him shortly before the election.

Devastated to learn I could've been a space archaeologist this whole time.

The next president (D) should rename "Independence Day" to "No Kings Day" just to piss off Republicans.

Pete Hegseth must be furious about how fat these Nazis are.

Theory: The Trump Administration is pushing to advance AI and encouraging its widespread use so that when the Epstein files are released, his followers will be more willing to accept that the overwhelming photo and video evidence of Trump's crimes are AI.

Wouldn’t it be cool if this photo of Obama receiving his Noble Peace Prize went viral today? 🔄

So no rapture?

Today I learned there are flag experts.

Oooop, blocked by another Leftist-in-name-only for telling them if they could have voted for Kamala and didn't, they are responsible for everything this regime does. This is why Democrats are trying to appeal to centrists. Your stubbornness has made you unreliable. All together now!

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"Additionally, to appeal more to non-Democratic voters, consider using slurs."

🎲 TONIGHT! A new episode of Parlor Room launches on @dropout.tv at 7pm ET / 4pm PT! Join host Becca Scott to play Blood on the Clocktower - led by Chris Grace, and with guests Demi Adejuyigbe, Ally Beardsley, Kate Elliott, David Cyr Kerns... #ParlorRoom

Rot in Piss, Jimmy!

Imagine being a brain-eating worm searching tirelessly for a host, and when you finally find one, it's RFK, jr. It must have been disappointing.

This season is such a blast to watch. Every cast member has grown so much since the original season of Fantasy High, and seeing not just their bond as friends and skill at the game, but their joy in discovering everything the crew has put their heart and soul into is a beacon in a very dark time. ❤️

I don't know why Bluesky all the sudden thinks I give a shit about the NFL.

All I'm saying is if we put in a small amount of effort and faked a few studies, we could get RFK jr drinking his own piss within a year.

Someone should definitely make a parody version of Grok, but at this point, where do they even start?

If I had a nickel for every time one of Trumps friends was acquitted of sex trafficking charges in the last week, I would have two nickels, which is admittedly not much, but it's the biggest return on investment for anything Trump's been connected to his entire professional life.

Seems inappropriate to celebrate Independence Day when we fully have a King again, but I'll take the day off work I guess. 🤷‍♂️

Are non-reporters allowed to promote the ICEBlock app? Because if I'm allowed to promote the app that helps protect people from being picked up by ICE and deported, I definitely will, but if not I absolutely won't tell people about ICEBlock, the free app that informs you of ICE sightings near you.

Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat

I believe the full opinion read, "Yeah, fucking obviously."

BREAKING: In a unanimous decision, a federal court of appeals has ruled that Louisiana's law requiring the Ten Commandments to be displayed in all public school classrooms is unconstitutional. We’ll keep saying it: Public schools are not Sunday schools.

Follow the link below, hit subscribe, choose "block accounts." Easy Peasy fuck the poleeezy.

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April 28, 2025: Migrants are making SOS signs out of their bodies so drones can see them at our country's concentration camps.

Breaking: Florida Senate passes a law adding lead and "little pieces of shit" to their drinking water.

I hope Acid Betty's entrance line is "I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to punch Michelle in the tit." #dragrace

If Drag Race isn't already planning "Why It Gotta be White Lotus" as an acting challenge, they should be. #dragrace

My favorite move in chess is when the person who's clearly losing gets to take back the last few moves and rethink them for 90 days.

Has anyone just tried like, gently pushing him over? I'm fairly certain he wouldn't be able to get up.

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