Ik realiseer me nu pas dat je in het Nederlands “ergens” over nadenkt, ipv over iets na te denken. Wattafak dat slaat eigenlijk nergens op

I wish people would start opening their fucking eyes because you can clearly see by the username that this is a fucking BOT TRYING TO DIVIDE US AND YOURE FUCKING LETTING IT HAPPEN. Jesus fucking christ. And you act like our side is superior. Clearly it’s not if you can’t use critical thought.

You can blame women all you want but there sure as shit ain’t no “lesbian loneliness pandemic” going on

I keep hearing a chicken outside. Which is weird considering where I live 😭

The other day I asked chat GPT to encourage me to shower like 10 times and it actually really worked

I mean, what even are these? For one, we don’t need to see trending videos at all. And secondly, I don’t think anyone is discussing Aviation Incidents in general.

many people don't know this but it's stands for George Rick Roll Martin. he invented that. he was born to

I only used half of my mind biscuits today and I still kicked ass harder than 99% of the general popular population

I'm so damn hot I'm causing rashes

I use this term lightly and gratuitously but the normies are exhausting

Wait we have DMs and trending topics now? Neat

I wish I knew some more really mean people. I have so much shit to talk

Feel like I should watch twilight for the very first time in 2025

Hay fever is killing me rn

Remembering my 600lb life and how fucking wild that was

Couldn’t find my cat, started panicking cause idk how he could have gotten out. Found him in a closed kitchen cabinet after stepping in his sick 🥲

I wonder what it means when you’re attracting spiders. I’ve seen too many the past 2 days

I have a canopy bed and I woke up this morning to a spider on the inside of it right in front of my face

I took a parcel for next door and the delivery guy called me an angel for it

When I was out last night, the only two other women in my age group were also the only other people who smoked. Yet they would constantly go smoke without including me. One time I was already outside smoking and they walked past me to smoke around the corner for seemingly no reason

4 gin lemonades deep I got home and started making pasta with pesto

Uber should have a feedback option that’s like “car smelled really nice”

We might be getting a new shift rotation at work that would make my life INFINITELY better 🤞

And it’s the kpop stans you have to thank for that looool

I can’t believe people don’t like mayo

Got an ad for a book subscription box and I’m soooo tempted but I’m so picky with genres and moods

@lukelukeluke.bsky.social what and where?

I’m a daily journaler and through that, I’ve realised I am the most boring person ever

I started a new island and both of my villagers are apes 🙄

Wanna play animal crossing but I’ve not been on in so long and my villagers gonna be mad at me 🥲

EN v NL today at 8 but idk might be in bed by then 🤪

This will never not be hilarious to me

Oh god the BTS stans have found this app

Bluesky is such a wild place

It may be July but I’m loving this horrible weather

Is that… thunder? Wtf

Me, every time I see keir starmer

an old man died, nature is healing

I’ve recently switched to drinking just water and idk how to feel. Cause that ice tea I have occasionally does taste so much sweeter after plain water for days

Let’s see what we gonna get into on here. 👀

I am suffering with such a bad case of the brain worms that I think I have just picked up an entirely new hobby...

Omg what’s up blue sky?

A young lady just had an accident where she overlooked a roundabout and she ended up in the middle of the roundabout lol

Day 3 of my journey and omg I feel so ill 🤣

Can’t believe I found 9 rolls of Andrex for a fiver recently and then forgot where that was

I’ve not smoked for a day and I already feel sooooo different

The house inspector had just shown up like 3 hours early and looks about 12. Wtf