NEW: Two years after a @thebaltimorebanner.com investigation into an abnormally high suicide rate and questionable practices at the Harford County Detention Center, Maryland chapters of the ACLU/NAACP are suing the sheriff, citing extensively from our reporting: www.thebanner.com/community/cr...

ICE, DC Police, Park Police, DHS, and HSI brutally arrested a man who refused to provide identification after being stopped for eating in public. Goons attempted to stop community members from recording his injuries during the incident.

Alright, I think people knew of the tariff pause and traded it beforehand. You can see before Trump posted "buy" on Truth Social, traders opened $QQQ $TQQQ and $SPY calls RIGHT BEFORE THE NEWS, someone opened $SPY 509 calls, expiring TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those calls are up 2100% in one hour.

The male desire to have keys jingle around on your belt when you walk.

Who did this?

I wish The Martian had become an entire genre

House Democrats sing “We Shall Overcome” following Rep. Al Green’s censure:

I cannot emphasize enough how stupid it is to publicly threaten DOGE employees with violence. You might think it's fun to blow off steam, but trust me: the FBI raiding your home at 5am is not fun. A federal criminal case will bankrupt you and ruin your life and career.

Contrary to some info I've seen, 19-yr-old Doge staffer "BigBalls" Edward Coristine did not delete his X account, it's just renamed and is private. Wired reported that govt tech workers had to defend their work to the Neuralink intern in an Office Space-esque scene. / more for Canadians

Had a customer tell me I still had a piece of breakfast on my shirt. Thanks lady, but the joke's on you That was a booger.

The media when a school shooter has a manifesto: "Please take a look into the disturbed mind of this dark individual. Also turn on advertising cookies." The media after the CEO got Luigi'd: "🥺 guys, this is a tragedy; out of journalistic integrity we won't explain why this happened. 🥺"

Would you rather fight one horse sized duck, or 100 duck sized horses?

Dr Oz, Trump's new CMS boss, during height of covid: "Schools are a very appetizing opportunity. I just saw a nice piece in The Lancet arguing the opening of schools may only cost us 3% in terms of total mortality. Any life lost is a life lost, but that might be a tradeoff some folks would consider"

Starting a Dune themed Elton John cover band: Bene and the Gesserits.