The Iran War Memorandum being signed at Versailles.. Macron, you sneaky bitch 👌👌

⚔️ I just wanna be a gay knight in love with another gay knight ⚔️

I came to Kingdom Come Deliverance II for the gay romance The history nerd in me is very happy

Came across a dating profile where a guy clearly used AI to give him a photo of him drinking a beer in a bar with friends

Post photo from 2019

Working out Pro: I fill out my shirts Pro/Con: I have ripped a dress shirt

Dating’s funny now because people know exactly where I work when I say and ask me about our upcoming movie

OH NO! IT WON’T LET ME SAVE BECAUSE I’M STILL IN THE TUTORIAL (and have been for the past few too many hours) 😭

I still haven’t left the character creation phase. I still need to select my clothes and build a boyfriend

ParaLives is what I’ve always wanted The Sims to be

A really hot historian with a cat and a motorcycle unmatched me. I fear I will never recover

Funny how the reminder I need to go to bed is when TikTok starts showing me workplace, caving, or shipwreck disasters

This trailer now has 71 million views 😅😅

I was handing over my PrEP labs over to the tech and I said “here’s one and two…. oh I guess it is Number One and Number 2, huh?”

I am so incredibly proud to have work on this all these years m.youtube.com/watch?v=ObRc...

If I had a nickel for each time a D&D character in the party became a werewolf after being bitten by a werewolf soldier they referred to as “wolf mommy,” I’d have two nickels from two separate campaigns

“You get more attention” Perfect 🤩

I wonder how the world of Bee Movie would handle the Trump administration

I am told that showing gym progress is good for motivation

Does anyone have online writing programs/classes recommendations?

Meet The Avian Principality 🦉 🦅

Nothing like working out and flying blind into the audiobook for @sentencebender.bsky.social’s The Art of Starving 😅

If I had a nickel for each time a D&D character of mine lost a love interest due to a time skip after traveling through the feywild, I’d have two nickels

My friends at Overcast Animation are making an adorable dinosaur stop-motion project 🦕 In just 48 hours, they’ve hit 50% of their fundraising goal! seedandspark.com/fund/my-frie...

QTP your first photo available and one more recent

One of my irrational fears is liking a TikTok, not having the attention span to watch it all the way through, and missing the creator say something horrific I don’t agree with at the end

Insane to think I’ve spent my entire life as an adult worried about the actions of a man who can’t be held accountable

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

I am here for messaging that the THREAT alone - regardless of if it's carried out or walked back - should end his presidency. The die is already cast. You cannot wield the power that man has and say that kind of shit.

She’s right

Sorry— Noem’s husband spent TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS on bimbofication sites?!

hmm

Super happy to announce that my novel “Eating Ass: The Gay Men’s Guide to Cannibalism” will be coming out next year!

It’s so embarrassing that my type is Ryan Murphy’s type

The president is a rapist pedophile

thoughts on today: 1) the protests are good, actually 2) you should go to one of you can 3) it will do you good to see how many other people also hate this guy 4) you might meet people who you can organize with 5) there are more of us than there are of them 6) we are going to win

I started watching the One Piece anime a few weeks ago and Alabasta is WAY cooler than East Blue

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Pre-order The Art of Wildwood now! The book comes out October 6th, 2026 I can’t wait for all of you to see this gorgeous movie

Counterpoint: The intelligence community has one job, and it’s that

I truly wonder how “but what about gas prices!” voters are feeling right now— and how they’re already justifying everything

🤷‍♂️ it’s progress

I’m potentially moving this summer and it’s my goal to be the hottest I’ve ever been

I can make my pecs bounce now 💪🏻

I love this sub genre of character

Omg. I played Strange for the first time in #marvelrivals in Plat and I did the portal agamotto combo correctly!

I've seen every single Scream movie, all but one of them the same weekend it came out. I'm skipping this one. Fuck them for what they did to Melissa Barrera.

Me and my favorite Pokémon’s 30-year anniversary logo (I’m also 30 🥳)